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A nod to the Stanley Cup coverage. They got this one right...

Where’s the gym? Or the film room? I tell ya, the Bills are going nowhere with this lazy, uncommitted schmuck.

Hey, now. Have ye no faith in the 2025-2026 clearance bin backup goaltender that they're apparently going to sign? I'm sure he'll look great in the second half of the season once UPL and their Charmin soft defense backstops them to a guaranteed 15th consecutive season missing the playoffs by Christmas again.

If that's the style he's gonna play, let's hope he didn't inherit daddy Cooper and uncle Peyton's neck anatomy.

Not Bills related, but in my 20’s Danny Gare gave me and a friend his autograph on a napkin at Mother’s in Allentown. The thing is, we didn’t ask him for it. I was wearing a Lonfontaine jersey after a Sabres game and we struck up a conversation with him. I wish I could say it was cool, but surreal and bizarre would be more accurate. He had clearly had a drink or two, and he was mostly bitching about Glen Sather and his last season with the Oilers. I never expected that I’d be the one trying to find the conversation off ramp in an encounter with local celebrity. 😂

Hold my beer... 🤔... does either of you have $100MM I can borrow?

I wonder if he's undergone conversion therapy to throw left handed...

Pete Metzelaars - he was a member of the country club that I tended bar at during the summers when I was in college; he had to duck his head walking into the dining room or he would have gotten hit right in the forehead by a wooden beam... also, he was very shy and unassuming... If they made a fable about him and Keon Coleman it would be called "The Tortoise and the Tortoise"

I seem to remember a lot of those picks being thrown when there were still downs to spare, which was the most maddening part. It would have been different if it was last seconds, or 3rd or 4th and long, but I felt like it was always 2 minutes left, timeouts in hand, 2 and 7 and he'd take a completely unnecessary risk and throw the game away.

82... 82... 82... 246 yds total... definitely 246 yds total

…and develop hairy palms?

6 games, 28 rec, 266 yds, 2 TDs - 1-5 record… who’s the B word?

🤔… Whichever punter wins the puntapazoola… 😶

I wonder if this applies to particularly awful past games that were actually attended…

So they're seeking vengeance on the Bills because... Lamar turned the ball over twice and Mark Andrews dropped the tying 2-point conversion in the waning seconds?!?! Gotta say, seems like a "you" problem, Bawlmer. 🤷‍♂️

As I sit here pondering a thread about a news article about a punter competition... 🤔... I came to the realization that I find the concept of a punter competition so underwhelming that even my interest in trying to type something funny about it just flatlined... 🤷‍♂️

Can you blame him... people make fun of the Browns QB situation, but most Saints fans are probably envious of it...

Probably not too many people lining up for his services right now… git ‘r do… n…. e??

I mean, you would have to have this as a condition, wouldn't you? Without it you're basically asking how much is your fandom worth because, realistically, if you knew they weren't ever going to win one, would you still watch? The unpredictability of the outcome (no matter how much the NFL tries to eff that up) is a big part of the lure.

Same height as Tre White and 10 lbs heavier… or 6 lbs lighter depending on the website.

Are you suggesting Cris Collinsworth counted the votes?

🤔... the way I interpreted that is the AP votes reflected Dungy voted for Lamar, but when Florio spoke to him he denied that, which is what made Florio question the result... I could be wrong... wouldn't want to step on your "Was it over when the German's bombed Pearl Harbor" moment...

IMO, utilizing the KJ HWGD avg QB metric and using Tyrod and the 2017 Bills as the comparator, I see the 2024 team with Tyrod being a 7-9 win team due to the OL, Cook, and Tyrod's mobility. With Geno, I think they're a 4 win team at best due to the limited skill at WR. I don't think the lack of skill at WR hurts Tyrod as much because he was already frustratingly reluctant to throw the ball, Geno on the other hand would be screwed.

I think @GunnerBill and @Bill from NYC probably get their due. @Billl gets left off of a lot of lists because he doesn't know how to spell "Bill" and the whole Chiefs fan check mark against. There aren't lots of other visible Bills on the board that come to mind quickly. A quick perusal of the member list shows a lot of "Bill" related screen names with 0 posts, so the lack of recognition is on them. I find @BillsVet's insistence on pointing at me unnerving... there are too many others to go through night now without getting fired, so...