Wow... handful of not-so-finely-tuned athletes right there... in more ways than one. Dude on the right looks like 11 year-old Jerry O'Connell in Stand By Me.
Some friends that I met at the buffet at 5:00 last night for dinner told me they’ve got a blue light special on Jitterbug phones and adult diapers in here…
I'm not going to ask why you know that listing exists...
Hell of a sales pitch, though.
NEW KITCHEN
House is in hazardous condition due to debris and animal urine and feces. No direct showings allowed. Do not enter the property.
None of this holds a candle to the time Jerry Sullivan popped out from under a bridge I was crossing and threatened to eat me if I didn’t pay the toll.
...didn't you mean to tee it up to the part where he's helping himself to everyone's burger and then washing it down with their tasty beverage?
Personally, I was thinking more like this...
He and TB12 could hang out down by the school yard... you know, except for the fact all of the parents keep a close eye on Brady after this, so he's not really welcome...
Did it happen to mention if they removed his spleen as a precautionary measure?
I'd say great minds and all, but I'm not going to oversell myself here.
No judgement here, but you’ll probably notice an immediate difference in your ability to make your cuts without that giant red boxing glove shoved up your ***.
Quien tiene la cara mas golpeable? Baker Mayfield o Josh Rosen?
Mayfield...
...o Rosen?
FWIW, I only speak Google translator Spanish. Not surprisingly, there's no direct translation for "punchable".
I was giving you the benefit of the doubt and thinking you were cleverly creating the visual of Tua doused in accelerant to facilitate his crashing and burning... it's disappointing to find out that you're just blind and as dull as the rest of us.