Mitch Morse pooped his pants

[CSBill]

52 minutes ago, Jauronimo said:

Some people call him Morris because he speaks of the poopatus of love.

 

And I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker. I sure don't want to hurt no one.

[transient]

2 hours ago, Jauronimo said:

Some people call him Morris because he speaks of the poopatus of love.

Doooookie dookie… doooookie dookie… dookie dookie all the tiiiIIIIMMMEEE. 

[SF Bills Fan]

I met his mom and wife when I went to the Dallas-Bills Thanksgiving game years back. We were all staying at the same hotel. Great folks- his mom doesn't live too far from me here in Austin.  

[Don Otreply]

10 hours ago, Walking Tall said:

Hell, I damn near ***** my pants on a daily basis now. I can relate.

Never trust a fart…, 

[Shortchaz]

10 hours ago, T.E. said:

I have never shat myself and am routinely confused by all the stories of men who have.

 

 

 

 

I just jinxed myself, didn't I?

You’re a moderate, god bless 

[blacklabel]

12 hours ago, T.E. said:

I have never shat myself and am routinely confused by all the stories of men who have.

 

 

 

 

I just jinxed myself, didn't I?

 

Man, I used to think the same thing then one day I'm walking thru Walmart and I gotta rip one. Okay here's an empty aisle, lemme just walk down here and *thhbbpt!* Ummm...why the hell does it feel like that fart came with a prize? Didn't feel that way at all. Haven't been able to trust a fart since. I remember eating at an Applebee's before that so I blame them. 

[Special K]

Celtics Legend Paul Pierce was once carted off the court in a wheelchair, only to come back into the game later.

 

Years later, he admitted that he pooped his pants, was wearing a white uniform, and didn't want anyone to see it, so therefore he asked to be wheel-chaired into the locker room!😂😂

[Since1981]

at least Lamar held it in. 

[RobbRiddick]

I did the same thing on my wedding night, but that was just so I didn't have to share a bed with my wife

[ExiledInIllinois]

12 hours ago, The Tomcat said:

Nice...

 

After a hard night of drinking. Had 5 seconds to make a move....pants down.....nuclear waste spill....there's a deer......boom....deer runs 10 feet directly into a tree, falls over and dies....the ice cream machine was still flowing.   Good times, good times! 

 

Best advise I got was if your going to in the woods sit on a log,  you don't want gravity filling your pants while spreading the legs....and now you know..

And use blaze orange TP if other hunters are around.😉

[MJS]

Only the ones who have crapped their pants insist that it happens more than you realize 🤔

[Fr. Jerk]

Thread of the year, ya dig?

[AZSanta]

On 12/12/2025 at 9:41 AM, Rubes said:

Not sure if this was posted back when the interview was done, but I didn't catch it until now. Freakin hilarious story.

 

Mid-drive. White pants. Only missed two plays.

"No way I was putting Josh in a position where he'd have to go under center." 🤣🤣🤣

 

 

Of course, if you've never seen it, here's the classic ESPN story from 2010 about how elite athletes poop their pants (or shorts) far more often than we realize...

 

It happens

 

Happy Friday!

 

 

Nothing worse than pooping yourself while out on a hike with your girlfriend 

[Rubes]

1 minute ago, AZSanta said:

Nothing worse than pooping yourself while out on a hike with your girlfriend 

 

"...so I hear."

 

[Breakout Squad]

COVID the 1st time was a crappy experience for me. Pooped myself while sleeping several times. Finally packed my bum with toilet paper so tight it was like a diaper. What a crappy time. 

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

On 12/12/2025 at 10:37 AM, Sweats said:

Wait till you get old, my friends........you never know what's going on back there

 

UGH

Especially if the medical community has decided that you haven't got a need for a few internal organs. 🙁

[BillsShredder83]

On 12/12/2025 at 10:01 AM, US Egg said:

Creatine too…..ugh.

Yes, that too, but this was the salt from iv bag.... but anyone who's ever done a serious Keto type diet, has made their own electrolyte drinks. They taste good, like glass bottle Gatorade... but overdo it

 

AND GUARANTEED THE SINGLE MOST EXPLOSIVE 'RHEA OF ALL TIME.

 

LIKE SOUTH PARK CARTOON STYLE, INCLUDING SOUNDS LOL