It's Miami week! HAIKUUUUU

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

Fish are donkey balls

Run them out of our building 

Tua seeing stars 

[Kwai San]

Dunno if this qualifies:

 

Hills sliding down

Fish be drowning in Tua picks

Wilkins balls grabbed

[Real McClappy]

Dolphins be playing for their season already to avoid 0-3.

 

Bills win 28-20

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

Just now, Real McClappy said:

Dolphins be playing for their season already to avoid 0-3.

 

Bills win 28-20

Disqualified for

Not following following haiku form

Please try harder friend 

[Augie]

Going from Jimmy Spags to Haiku could give you whiplash! There should be a warning attached! 

5 minutes ago, Pine Barrens Mafia said:

Disqualified for

Not following following haiku form

Please try harder friend 

 

Give me a hint, was it close? 

 

OK, I guess not…..

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

10 minutes ago, Augie said:

Going from Jimmy Spags to Haiku could give you whiplash! There should be a warning attached! 

 

Give me a hint, was it close? 

 

OK, I guess not…..

It is a short week 

Got to start haiku early 

Make sure it gets in

[YoloinOhio]

Tua cannot throw

mcdaniel hoping for snow

running for the bus

[K-9]

Miami’s McD

Continues to lose his team

Cold enough for you?

[bills6969]

Tua sucks big time

McDaniel’s about to get canned

Josh Allen is God

[Big Turk]

Tua chokes on 4th

Fins will get Buffaloed again

Cry, Tua...Waah...Waaah...

[Long Suffering Fan]

Terrible Trash Tua

McDaniel Mostly Middlin

Dolphins Drubbed

 

[Victory Formation]

The Buffalo Bills run wild

Bosa eat sushi not kung pao

Defense play game like bamboo

 

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

1 minute ago, Long Suffering Fan said:

Terrible Trash Tua

McDaniel Mostly Middlin

Dolphins Drubbed

 

Five syllables here

Seven go into this line

Five syllables here

[RiotAct]

Sad dolphin noises

Their season is a dead fish

They just don’t know it

[dcinmuncie]

Eff the fins big time 

 

their quarterback sucks bug a$$

 

show them no mercy 

[Long Suffering Fan]

I did it while my grandkids were talking to me.  😀

 

Terrible Tua

McDaniel Mostly Middlin

Dolphins Drubbed Dude

[Pete]

Dolphins putrid yuck

plug, close, your nose, ears and mouse

P U Dolphins stink 

[ChevyVanMiller]

Dolphins belly up

McDaniel on the hot seat 

Fins soon 0 and 3!

[DrDawkinstein]

The fish really stink

Like really stinky doo doo

I think they suck too

[Fr. Jerk]

McDermott's game plan

Shoot them in the frigging face

Dont fool with the Dips.

 

Ya dig?

Edited 27 minutes ago by Fr. Jerk