It's Miami week! HAIKUUUUU

[Clyde Smith]

9 minutes ago, buffaloboyinATL said:

I thought they traded away Christian Wilkins...

They did, but his essence remains. 

[Captain_Quint]

Coach wearing capri's? 

He'd be better off in jorts. 

Bills by a million.

[Fleezoid]

So many Haikus.

Bills in Miami, beer farts.

Haiku, Gesundheit

[US Egg]

Had a great haiku 

The trade thread is jamming me

Now I forgot it.

[dollars 2 donuts]

Once there was a girl

 

Who had the most silly curl.

 

Who cares, the phins suck.

 

 

[Billw8359]

Here come The Bills with

trade deadline reinforcements

oooooops, none?  We still win

 

 

Go Bills

[behind a post WMS69]

Orange and aqua.

Colors of my neighbors house.

What a piece of poo.

[ExWNYer]

Fly to see the Bills

Pilgrimage to Miami

Squish the Fish again

[K-9]

Ocean waves and white foam

Create a shroud for mourning

As beached dolphin dies

[ShakAttack]

Hoecht Torn Achilles

Why Bother Replacing Through Trade?

Next Guy Will Get Hurt

 

-Brandon Beane, in his press conference, kinda

Edited November 7, 2025 by ShakAttack

[Returntoglory]

Miami heat fades,
Bills Mafia roars like flame
South meets northern roar.

[K-9]

Miami is Dorne

As Bills Mafia Invades

The North Remembers

[Just in Atlanta]

Drink teal misery

And bathe in sad dolphin tears

The blue reaper feeds

 

[K-9]

It ain’t Miami haiku week without mixing in a limerick or two. 
 

Regarding that team from South Beach 

Success is just too far out of reach

Without naming names

You can’t expect to win games

With a nerd making the locker room speech

 

[Pete]

Bills pummel Tua

Tua gonna hurt ouch! ow!

This is last warning 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOxLjfwDKtE/?igsh=YnZtNms3ZDZ5d2pu
 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DQCdvfikcL3/?igsh=MTR5MWxib3VqcHRlag==
 

 

 

 

[Clark Rotary]

Treacherous trenches

November sushi special

Fins taste like chicken

[Billw8359]

3 hours ago, Clark Rotary said:

Treacherous trenches

November sushi special

Fins taste like chicken

Enjoying sushi

Takes lots of McDaniel wine

Glad they kept the nerd

[Demongyz]

Fins chase empty waves,
Tua's passes fade to dust,
Dolphins sink again.

[Behindenemylines]

The fish rot Sunday 

sun fries stinky rotten fish

burn fish burn fish burn 

[K-9]

A winless decade 

Forges a mighty hatred

That won’t go away