Milanos Milano Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 I might be one of the biggest Coleman homers on this board. I’ve wanted to draft him for a long time now and so glad we got the chance to do so. It’s well known that Coleman gets knocked for his slow 40 time, and it’s been discussed non stop since being drafted. I figured I’d start this thread to poke a little fun at the nay sayers. Post your best jokes here to help make the offseason a little less unbearable. I will start. Keon Coleman is so slow, when he runs his routes, if you listen close enough you can hear the dial up connection noise. Keon Coleman is so slow, scientists have started using his name as a unit of measurement for slow things. “ The sloth moves at approximately 2 Colemans” 1 12 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 Probably the most famous of Aesop's Fables is the story of the Coleman and the hare. 2 1 17 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted June 11 Author Share Posted June 11 1 minute ago, LeGOATski said: Probably the most famous of Aesop's Fables is the story of the Coleman and the hare. We need some AI art in this thread. You should create one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 Keon Coleman outlasts @mrags, "between the sheets". 1 1 10 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeGOATski Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 1 minute ago, Milanos Milano said: We need some AI art in this thread. You should create one. I'm sure I could hand draw a decent image before Coleman finishes a 40. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBBills Fan Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 Read the thread title, opened it up and I just say it is taking every ounce of restraint I have to not get banned in this thread! 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bills!Win! Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 Keon Slowman 5 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted June 11 Author Share Posted June 11 Keon Coleman is so slow, the NFL has agreed to make a change by renaming all delay of game penalties. “Prior to the snap, Keon Coleman, offense, 5 yard penalty replay X down” 3 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted June 11 Author Share Posted June 11 Anyone who thinks internet explorer is slow, has clearly never used the Keon Coleman browser. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEra Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 @mrags go get em tiger!! 1 hour ago, Milanos Milano said: I might be one of the biggest Coleman homers on this board. I’ve wanted to draft him for a long time now and so glad we got the chance to do so. It’s well known that Coleman gets knocked for his slow 40 time, and it’s been discussed non stop since being drafted. I figured I’d start this thread to poke a little fun at the nay sayers. Post your best jokes here to help make the offseason a little less unbearable. I will start. Keon Coleman is so slow, when he runs his routes, if you listen close enough you can hear the dial up connection noise. Keon Coleman is so slow, scientists have started using his name as a unit of measurement for slow things. “ The sloth moves at approximately 2 Colemans” Nice contribution! I knew you had one in ya! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsbackto81 Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 (edited) Keon Coleman tried tantric sex and after 5 years has yet to check out of his hotel room. Edited June 11 by billsbackto81 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DapperCam Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 Keon Coleman is so slow, when he ran the 40-yard dash, they had to time him with a calendar! 11 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted June 11 Author Share Posted June 11 (edited) 4 minutes ago, DapperCam said: Keon Coleman is so slow, when he ran the 40-yard dash, they had to time him with a calendar! So 4.6? April 6th he finished? Edited June 11 by Milanos Milano 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
co_springs_billsfan Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 Keon Coleman ties his shoes while runnning 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted June 11 Author Share Posted June 11 10 minutes ago, billsbackto81 said: Keon Coleman tried tantric sex with his girlfriend and after 5 years has yet to check out of his hotel room. Welcome to the hotel of @teef , such a lovely place. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bookie Man Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 Signing his rookie contract like 6 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beck Water Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 Keon Coleman is so slow, the Bills signed a Sloth to cover him in practice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 1 hour ago, NewEra said: @mrags go get em tiger!! Nice contribution! I knew you had one in ya! Naw. Now that it’s popular to call him slow I’m gonna start sticking up for him and telling everyone what a great pick he was im just kidding. I think he’s gonna suck 1 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starr Almighty Posted June 11 Share Posted June 11 Dude's got 2 gears, Park and Neutral 1 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milanos Milano Posted June 11 Author Share Posted June 11 Coleman so slow, he’s a camper. 1 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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