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I might be one of the biggest Coleman homers on this board. I’ve wanted to draft him for a long time now and so glad we got the chance to do so. It’s well known that Coleman gets knocked for his slow 40 time, and it’s been discussed non stop since being drafted. I figured I’d start this thread to poke a little fun at the nay sayers. Post your best jokes here to help make the offseason a little less unbearable. I will start. 

 

Keon Coleman is so slow, when he runs his routes, if you listen close enough you can hear the dial up connection noise. 

 

Keon Coleman is so slow, scientists have started using his name as a unit of measurement for slow things.  “ The sloth moves at approximately 2 Colemans” 

 

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1 hour ago, Milanos Milano said:

I might be one of the biggest Coleman homers on this board. I’ve wanted to draft him for a long time now and so glad we got the chance to do so. It’s well known that Coleman gets knocked for his slow 40 time, and it’s been discussed non stop since being drafted. I figured I’d start this thread to poke a little fun at the nay sayers. Post your best jokes here to help make the offseason a little less unbearable. I will start. 

 

Keon Coleman is so slow, when he runs his routes, if you listen close enough you can hear the dial up connection noise. 

 

Keon Coleman is so slow, scientists have started using his name as a unit of measurement for slow things.  “ The sloth moves at approximately 2 Colemans” 

 

Nice contribution!  I knew you had one in ya!

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1 hour ago, NewEra said:

@mrags go get em tiger!!Loop Unleash GIF by Xbox

Nice contribution!  I knew you had one in ya!

Naw. Now that it’s popular to call him slow I’m gonna start sticking up for him and telling everyone what a great pick he was

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

im just kidding. I think he’s gonna suck 

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