Pine Barrens Mafia Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 (edited) There once was a coach named Bill B Who saw the Bills a win free But along came right Josh Put Bill in a mosh And filled Bill B's pant legs with pee (I'll leave this to you ppl, I'm definitely more of a haiku guy) Edited October 17, 2023 by Pine Barrens Mafia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdo67 Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 (migrated from the other thread) There once was a team that just cheated But now their fans mostly stay seated They're back in football hell And everything's well The new Bills field will be heated 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WotAGuy Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 There once was a team from Nantucket Who Bills fans said could **** it. The End. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBillyG Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 There once was a QB named Brady Who sat when he peed like a lady But now they have Mac Who can't lead their attack And tends to cry like a baby 5 9 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djp14150 Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 There once was a coach called Bellicheat hed do anything to not get a defeat film from behind the wall soften the ball now it looks he gets thrown out by the feet 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie's Dead Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 (edited) There once was a man from Nantucket Whose arm was so strong he could chuck it 'til a game in Buffalo the crowd threw a Billdo and Tommy did grab it and ***** it aye yaye yaye yaye..... Edited October 17, 2023 by Freddie's Dead 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 While Bob Kraft keeps intending Another strip mall happy ending His starting QB named Mac Keeps playing like a sad sac So Bob’s massage is still pending 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 i met a guy named joe who's new name we may know he started a thread about rhyming i gave it a try but don't have the timing so i will just think about this weeks game against a team that's gave us great shame once led by a douchebag named brady who once left his girlfriend, a pregnant lady he was a cheater and a liar but yet, his pants were never on fire they have moved on to Mac who just isn't a very good quarterback to offer his team a "w" so they may go with someone new it will all depend on the evil hooded man which upon this whole legacy began when he got lucky with that f*cking prick f*ck the patriots, they make me sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Otreply Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 There was once a man from Nantucket…, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SydneyBillsFan Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 There was a young Pat from Boston Who took out his balls to wash 'em His wife said "now Mac, Please put them back, Or just like the Bills, I'll squash 'em" 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted October 17, 2023 Author Share Posted October 17, 2023 8 minutes ago, K-9 said: While Bob Kraft keeps intending Another strip mall happy ending His starting QB named Mac Keeps playing like a sad sac So Bob’s massage is still pending YES This is the content I crave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sestak4ever Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 There once was a coach named Billy Who would tickle his quarterback’s willy When Brady was gone, the coach sang a new song And now his win record is totally nilly! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 While Mac Jones is not from Nantucket And his noodle arm simply can’t chuck it He still wipes his chin With a satisfied grin Because he’s so proud of his talent to suck it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Sack Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 There once was a franchise in Mass Their coach & QB cheated & acted like asses The owner wanted a happy ending Their record started dipping Coz their QB throws pick 6’s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TampaBillsJunkie Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 13 minutes ago, Pine Barrens Mafia said: YES This is the content I crave There once was an owner named Craft Who liked massages that end on his shaft But he can't get no happy When his team is so crappy And the suck comes from the QB he'd draft. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinceThe70s Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 The Pats have a QB named Mac Who sucks every time he drops back That smug little clown Will be wearing a frown On Sunday when he's under attack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobbRiddick Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 I knew an old man named Bill B He grew an impressive coach tree But his son was dumb sh*t All he could grow was a mullet And he looks like a chimp doing speed 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EasternOHBillsFan Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 There once was a winning team from Foxboro Whose management was not very thorough Draft after draft Belichick was trusted by Kraft Now they are absolute zeros 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 There once was a New England team Who owned the division, it seemed Then along came a Josh Who put the kibosh On the once entitled regime. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRH Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 (edited) There once was a team from New England Who were led by a bunch of ding’lings Kraft was in love with Brady Billy was nothing but shady And now they’re a circus like Ringling’s Edited October 17, 2023 by BRH 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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