entropyrules Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 Well as Bills fans we don't have a dog in this fight but I would love to get eveyone's takes on the commercials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 Are commercials even a thing anymore? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entropyrules Posted February 12, 2023 Author Share Posted February 12, 2023 1 minute ago, Beast said: Are commercials even a thing anymore? harsh....try a gummie 1 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 3 minutes ago, entropyrules said: harsh....try a gummie Well, I’m half a bottle deep into Crown Royal Vanilla…will that do? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entropyrules Posted February 12, 2023 Author Share Posted February 12, 2023 Just now, Beast said: Well, I’m half a bottle deep into Crown Royal Vanilla…will that do? ***** Just now, Beast said: Well, I’m half a bottle deep into Crown Royal Vanilla…will that do? oops the word I tried to respond with got censored so lets say doing Crown Royal is a good start but you need to up your game 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 3 minutes ago, Beast said: Well, I’m half a bottle deep into Crown Royal Vanilla…will that do? What you mixing it with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 Johnny Walker Blue here. Because, why not. Is this the thread for the traiditional live commercial slam? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entropyrules Posted February 12, 2023 Author Share Posted February 12, 2023 Just now, Ralonzo said: Johnny Walker Blue here. Because, why not. Is this the thread for the traiditional live commercial slam? yes you nailed it..so far unimpressed by the commercials but impressed by the hardcore drinking Bills' fans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023  SB Commercial commentary is what made me first fall in love with @Ralonzo 20+ years ago. I don't watch any more commercials during the SB than during any other regular season game but his descriptions of them are almost certainly beyond compare to the product itself 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 19 minutes ago, Draconator said: What you mixing it with? The glass I poured it into. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 I decided to finish up my Canadian beers before the cruise. The Super bowl seems like a good time to do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entropyrules Posted February 12, 2023 Author Share Posted February 12, 2023 pizza hut at a C- using the old trope 2001 theme song - but the pizza did make me hungry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 [6:22pm] 1) Youtube gets Sunday Ticket 2) Pizza Hut makes a pizza, calls it a NY pizza. Slice doesn't flop when they pull it off the pie. Calling shenanigans on that. 3) Cocaine Bear. How is this a thing? 4) Dodge Ram buys the anthem singer, is it all they could afford? Â Next up: A Navajo will translate the several anthems being sung so they don't fall into the hands of America's enemies. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entropyrules Posted February 12, 2023 Author Share Posted February 12, 2023 please no Gronkowski - even though he's abuffalo native he's a moron 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 (edited) 34 minutes ago, Beast said: Well, I’m half a bottle deep into Crown Royal Vanilla…will that do? Oh...a mean  drunk...🤨 * (There's pretty much only 4 types: Weepy, Lovey, Happy, and Mean.) Edited February 12, 2023 by Ridgewaycynic2013 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 6 minutes ago, Ralonzo said: [6:22pm] 1) Youtube gets Sunday Ticket 2) Pizza Hut makes a pizza, calls it a NY pizza. Slice doesn't flop when they pull it off the pie. Calling shenanigans on that. 3) Cocaine Bear. How is this a thing? 4) Dodge Ram buys the anthem singer, is it all they could afford? Â Next up: A Navajo will translate the several anthems being sung so they don't fall into the hands of America's enemies. These count as Super Bowl commercials? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LABILLBACKER Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 Cocaine Bear (based on true story?) embellished bigtime. The real bear was 175# and didn't injure or kill anyone.  1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 (edited) [6:30pm] 1) The Transformers go Hybrid, and punch each other for 2 hours causing no damage. See it June 9. 2) Gronk gives someone the stink eye. 3) Prime Sports Drink for people with Ted Striker-class drinking problems (see below) 4) Get her McDonalds for Valentines day, and enjoy sleeping on the porch. Â https://s3-prod.adage.com/s3fs-public/styles/1200x630/public/202309120_FSO_LoganPaul-KSI_PRIME_3X2.JPG Edited February 12, 2023 by Ralonzo 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entropyrules Posted February 12, 2023 Author Share Posted February 12, 2023 if that last commercial didn't move you a bit then what can one say..I am a bit of a softie so there is that..back to drinking torque wrnech and eating more gummies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 Appropriate they follow a menopause commercial with a love song. The two fit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strive_for_five_guy Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 The cat playing the piano on YouTube to the Fox football song did it for me 😂😂😂 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entropyrules Posted February 12, 2023 Author Share Posted February 12, 2023 what the f*****k call the ASPCA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motorin' Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 3 minutes ago, entropyrules said: if that last commercial didn't move you a bit then what can one say..I am a bit of a softie so there is that..back to drinking torque wrnech and eating more gummies  The menopause commercial? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 [6:38pm] 1) GotG3, I'm probably looking forward to Awesome Mix Tape #3 more than the movie. 2) VMS ad, because this is exactly the demographic concerned with menopause. 3) Turbo Tax tells you not to do your taxes. 4) YouTube Sunday Ticket and Keyboard Cat. I don't see the connection, except maybe oldest possible meme? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entropyrules Posted February 12, 2023 Author Share Posted February 12, 2023 1 minute ago, Motorin' said:  The menopause commercial? well that was moving but in a different way 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 4 minutes ago, strive_for_five_guy said: The cat playing the piano on YouTube to the Fox football song did it for me 😂😂😂 So, the NFL games on YouTube will be for free, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entropyrules Posted February 12, 2023 Author Share Posted February 12, 2023 5 minutes ago, strive_for_five_guy said: The cat playing the piano on YouTube to the Fox football song did it for me 😂😂😂 so basically you like dominatrixes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draconator Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 Nice Ben Aflack/Jennifer Lopez spot 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entropyrules Posted February 12, 2023 Author Share Posted February 12, 2023 ok Vin D gets a pass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 12, 2023 Share Posted February 12, 2023 [6:53] And aside from Johnny Blue, let me also recomment Kitrkland Speyside 18 Year. 1) Dunkin' and this is where Ben Affleck deserved to be working after Pearl Harbor. 2) Fast & Furious is making up the gap on the Final Fantasy series. 3) Speaking of FF, a QR code being attacked by Cloud and Tifa. They should have cast Meteor. 4) Avocados starring Justin Trudeau and possibly some Village People. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entropyrules Posted February 13, 2023 Author Share Posted February 13, 2023 (edited) do you think that after Harrison Ford dies they'll still feature him in Indiana Jones movies? oh god I'll never ever use that sports book Edited February 13, 2023 by entropyrules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benderbender Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 could have used Venus for a halftime speech Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entropyrules Posted February 13, 2023 Author Share Posted February 13, 2023 (edited) ok that should appeal to you Johny Walker guys Edited February 13, 2023 by entropyrules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dollars 2 donuts Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 I love Serena…however, not really an authority on teamwork.   1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 (edited) [7:01] 1) Indiana Jones and the Stick Of Destiny... if his mileage was a problem at the time of Raiders, the odometer must be flipped by now. 2) Talking babies returns for E-Trade. I think one of them was actually running FTX since last year. 3) Draft Kings throwing more B-list celebrities at the problem. 4) Remy Martin... Serena thinks she's coaching, but honestly I'm looking at her for playing Guard. Edited February 13, 2023 by Ralonzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 1 minute ago, entropyrules said: ok that should appeal to you Johny Walker guys  What, Remy? Honestly Kirkland XO is better IMO.  [7:08] 1) T-Mobile and finally someone calls out that hot pink that Haight-Ashbury and/or LSD should be suing them for infringement. 2) Rakuten. Again, they used to have the site "buy.com" and some marketing whizbang thought "You know what would be a better name for shoppers to search for on the internet than buy.com? Rakuten." 3) Bass Pro Shops. 4) Ben Stiller for Pepsi Zero. Welcome another former headliner to B-List commercial fodder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entropyrules Posted February 13, 2023 Author Share Posted February 13, 2023 argggg-Paramount just lost my subscription ok the caddyshack parody was funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ethan in Cleveland Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 Dunkin commercial is the best so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldmanfan Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 Several million for 39 seconds and they use Mrs. Cooper? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 13, 2023 Share Posted February 13, 2023 [7:16] fortuitous digits 1) Temu, shop like it's someone else's money. 2) Paramount+, if you're gonna put Beavis & Butt Head in an ad, use 'em. 3) First of the Caddyshack Mich Ultra ads, not especially clever, just mining a classic movie for huckstering. And tell the brewer this beer is low-grade dog water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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