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Should I Keep the Original Bottle or Get a New One?  

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  1. 1. Should I Keep the Original Bottle or Get a New One?



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Just now, SinceThe70s said:

 

Throwing it away simply won't do, this requires a full-on exorcism.  Do you have any ordained ministers in the neighborhood that can help you out? The power of Damar compels you!!!!

 

Believe it or not, I am an ordained minister!

 

I am TOTALLY doing this!

13 minutes ago, Albany,n.y. said:

Use the bottle tonight to celebrate Damar's progress & get a new bottle for the playoffs.  

 

 

 

11 minutes ago, Simon said:

I'm with Albany

Crack it right now for Damar and get a new one

 

I kind of like SinceThe70s' exorcism idea, including saying "The power of Damar compels you!"

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1 hour ago, BarleyNY said:

You’re just throwing away good booze? That’s your problem right there. 

 

I’m hoping “throwing it away” is a euphemism for chugging it, followed by a record breaking BEEEEEEEELCH

 

EDIT: Where is the option to keep it…..AND get another??? We’re all coming to Gugny’s place, so he’s going to need a LOT more! 

 

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1 hour ago, Gugny said:

The Background:  Whenever the Bills get to the playoffs, for each round, I get a bottle of champagne with which to celebrate after a Bills win.  The bottle I bought last year for the BUF/KC game is still in my refrigerator.

 

The Problem I'm Having:  With 13 seconds left in the game (I'm sorry for bringing it up; it hurts me, too), I went to the fridge and took out the champagne.  I put it on the counter, but did not open it because the game wasn't over and I didn't want to jinx anything.  Obviously, we did not win.  

 

Since that moment, I've thought that simply taking the bottle out of the fridge was enough to get the jinx going.

 

Where You Can Help:  I don't know if I should keep this bottle and use it for the Bills' first playoff game this season.  I don't know if it's cursed.  Should I roll with the current bottle?  Or should I ditch it and get a new one?

 

 

 

I am not superstitious at all.  If I was I think I would tell you that the only way to break the curse is to pop that bottle open right now and beer bong that sucker while doing a cerimonial dance.

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1 hour ago, Gugny said:

The Background:  Whenever the Bills get to the playoffs, for each round, I get a bottle of champagne with which to celebrate after a Bills win.  The bottle I bought last year for the BUF/KC game is still in my refrigerator.

 

The Problem I'm Having:  With 13 seconds left in the game (I'm sorry for bringing it up; it hurts me, too), I went to the fridge and took out the champagne.  I put it on the counter, but did not open it because the game wasn't over and I didn't want to jinx anything.  Obviously, we did not win.  

 

Since that moment, I've thought that simply taking the bottle out of the fridge was enough to get the jinx going.

 

Where You Can Help:  I don't know if I should keep this bottle and use it for the Bills' first playoff game this season.  I don't know if it's cursed.  Should I roll with the current bottle?  Or should I ditch it and get a new one?

 

 

Pop that ish right now!! Kick back and enjoy the day!  Buy another one for this years playoff run

3 minutes ago, Augie said:

 

I’m hoping “throwing it away” is a euphemism for chugging it, followed by a record breaking BEEEEEEEELCH

 

EDIT: Where is the option to keep it…..AND get another??? We’re all coming to Gugny’s place, so he’s going to need a LOT more! 

 

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Bingo!!

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2 minutes ago, Augie said:

 

I’m hoping “throwing it away” is a euphemism for chugging it, followed by a record breaking BEEEEEEEELCH

 

EDIT: Where is the option to keep it…..AND get another??? We’re all coming to Gugny’s place, so he’s going to need a LOT more! 

 

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Just now, NewEra said:

Pop that ish right now!! Kick back and enjoy the day!  Buy another one for this years playoff run

 

To clarify ... this is just one of those little bottles that pours a couple glasses.  I get one for each game, but I don't buy a new one until they advance.

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1 hour ago, wagon127 said:

You need new bottles for each game, but don't touch the 13 seconds bottle until the Bills are touching the Lombardi trophy.

 

I voted keep the bottle...but wagon127 has your answer. Don't open it for the first playoff game, save it for either an AFC Championship win (what it should have been opened for) or for a Super Bowl victory. But this time, leave it in the damn refrigerator until the game clock reads 0:00.

 

At least we now finally know who to blame the 13 seconds fiasco on...Gugny, you darn jinx. 😁

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3 minutes ago, Gugny said:

 

 

To clarify ... this is just one of those little bottles that pours a couple glasses.  I get one for each game, but I don't buy a new one until they advance.

 

That’s good to know. If you drank from the big bottle you might need to pee so bad you wind up in the ladies room out of desperation. AGAIN! 

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17 minutes ago, Gugny said:

 

 

To clarify ... this is just one of those little bottles that pours a couple glasses.  I get one for each game, but I don't buy a new one until they advance.

Ah ok.  It’s all starting to make senses now.  That’s obviously been our problem all these years!  Buy a real bottle god dammit!!!

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2 hours ago, Gugny said:

The Background:  Whenever the Bills get to the playoffs, for each round, I get a bottle of champagne with which to celebrate after a Bills win.  The bottle I bought last year for the BUF/KC game is still in my refrigerator.

 

The Problem I'm Having:  With 13 seconds left in the game (I'm sorry for bringing it up; it hurts me, too), I went to the fridge and took out the champagne.  I put it on the counter, but did not open it because the game wasn't over and I didn't want to jinx anything.  Obviously, we did not win.  

 

Since that moment, I've thought that simply taking the bottle out of the fridge was enough to get the jinx going.

 

Where You Can Help:  I don't know if I should keep this bottle and use it for the Bills' first playoff game this season.  I don't know if it's cursed.  Should I roll with the current bottle?  Or should I ditch it and get a new one?

 

 

You need to drink that bottle in 13 seconds, before the playoffs start, to reverse the jinx.  We are counting on you.  

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19 minutes ago, buffaloboyinATL said:

You need to drink that bottle in 13 seconds, before the playoffs start, to reverse the jinx.  We are counting on you.  

 

13 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

You should open it tonight and see if you can finish it in 13 seconds

https://youtu.be/awXQBm9aI-U

 

I'm sure I could finish it in fewer than 5 seconds.  The exorcism is in the lead as of now.

 

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15 minutes ago, Gugny said:

 

 

I'm sure I could finish it in fewer than 5 seconds.  The exorcism is in the lead as of now.

 

carbonation and all? that would be impressive! It must be done.

 

*Nevermind, I just noticed the update that it was a baby bottle.  I say you down that thing asap. 

 

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Buy a second bottle, 

then you can celebrate with both 😁👍

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