iccrewman112 Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 7 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: No. Chuck Norris is a black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. plus he used the Total Gym, I don’t see any of those at the OBD training facility. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 5 hours ago, wppete said: I never thought about it before today, but Kiko may just be Flea’s illegitimate son… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist. The quickest way to Chuck Norris's heart is to pick up the football that Josh Allen just threw through his chest. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That's No Moon Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 It's a trick question, Josh Allen is Chuck Norris. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsbackto81 Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 Chuck Norris has a JA17 tattoo. Josh doesn't have tattoos. Needles can't penetrate his skin. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 2 hours ago, Captain_Quint said: My biggest fear is doing a roundhouse kick and splitting my pants. This solves it all for me. Absolutely. You’re not kicking anyone in the temple unless you’re wearing those jeans. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Irv Posted September 16, 2022 Author Share Posted September 16, 2022 15 hours ago, transient said: I never thought about it before today, but Kiko may just be Flea’s illegitimate son… Three generations 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leh-nerd skin-erd Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 22 hours ago, teef said: can you imagine having that kind of flexibility in jeans?!?! "Some men see things as they are, and say why. I dream of things that never were, and say why not." Robert Kennedy, quoting Chuck Norris 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHardBillsFan Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 On 9/15/2022 at 9:10 AM, Buffalo Boy said: The boogie man looks under the bed for Chuck. Chuck looks under the bed for Josh Allen💪🦬 New title for the thread 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted September 17, 2022 Author Share Posted September 17, 2022 22 hours ago, Irv said: Three generations That’s not hair. It’s fur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigo Montoya Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 George Steele had a master's degree from Central Michigan and was a high school teacher when he decided to wrestle because there was more money in it. Josh Allen's chest has more hair than his. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 On 9/15/2022 at 10:02 AM, Captain_Quint said: Depends on if they are both wearing these pants or not! $19.95 for a pair of jeans... That ad is about 25 BJA (Before Josh Allen) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFlutie Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 On 9/15/2022 at 11:33 AM, teef said: can you imagine having that kind of flexibility in jeans?!?! I'm failing to see the use of flexibility with ANY pants on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Stadium Original Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 Dont forget that Chuck Norris provided the deciding vote that let the Average Joes compete in the finals of the American Dodgeball Association of America's final match Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 Neither of them can beat Hank Hill: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dukestreetking Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 On 9/15/2022 at 9:16 AM, Royale with Cheese said: . Chuck Norris is a black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Did not know that. His foundation is Tang Soo Do (a kind of Korean Shotokan). He began to train TSD while stationed in Korea w the USAF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 1 hour ago, Dukestreetking said: Did not know that. His foundation is Tang Soo Do (a kind of Korean Shotokan). He began to train TSD while stationed in Korea w the USAF. He went down to Rickson Gracie’s school in Brazil and got his ass beat. He knew he needed to train in BJJ after that…it was humbling. https://mmaimports.com/2017/09/new-footage-emerges-chuck-norris-getting-choked-bjj-master-rickson-gracie-30-seconds/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dukestreetking Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 40 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: He went down to Rickson Gracie’s school in Brazil and got his ass beat. He knew he needed to train in BJJ after that…it was humbling. Thanks. As you know RWC, every karate-ka learns this lesson... unconsciously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 On 9/15/2022 at 8:51 AM, Son of a K-Gun said: 11 days between games is a really long time... Plenty of time for thread to be moved to "Off the Wall". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 55 minutes ago, Dukestreetking said: Thanks. As you know RWC, every karate-ka learns this lesson... unconsciously. They do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 (edited) 11 hours ago, Dukestreetking said: Did not know that. His foundation is Tang Soo Do (a kind of Korean Shotokan). He began to train TSD while stationed in Korea w the USAF. Chuck Norris first started in Judo while in South Korea but had a minor injury that sidelined him so he started studying Tang-Soo-Do (Way Of The China Hand). In 1966 Chuck Norris formed American Tang-Soo-Do which is a combination of Moo Duck Kwan style of Tang-Soo-Do as well as Judo and Shotokan karate, which is where the Shotokan influence comes from. It has evolved since then and incorporates other styles. The current system Chuck Norris practices now is called "Chuck Kuk Do" which has a tournament in Nevada every year. These are Chuck Norris personal codes that has developed as part of his Chuck Kuk Do system: I will develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways I will forget the mistakes of the past and press on to greater achievements I will continually work at developing love, happiness and loyalty in my family I will look for the good in all people and make them feel worthwhile If I have nothing good to say about a person, I will say nothing I will always be as enthusiastic about the success of others as I am about my own I will maintain an attitude of open-mindedness I will maintain respect for those in authority and demonstrate this respect at all times I will always remain loyal to my God, my country, family and my friends I will remain highly goal-oriented throughout my life because that positive attitude helps my family, my country and myself When Chuck Norris went to study BJJ with Gracies there is a misconception that he went there as a "challenge" or some other such nonsense. Chuck Norris conducted himself as he would in any Dojo or in the Korean "DoJan" and that was with humility and respect. Think he visited the Gracies in 1988 and was so impressed that he invited them to come teach his students in America. Edited September 19, 2022 by Mikey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 (edited) Guys lets try and not start threads like this. Remember about 32 years ago when someone made a joke about Jim Kelly and Bruce Smith being able to beat up Chuck Norris? Chuck was in California, found out about the joke and ax kicked the wind so hard that it caused such a gust of wind that made its way all the way to Tampa where that gust of wind shifted Scott Norwood's field goal wide right. Edited September 19, 2022 by Mikey 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Sack Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Allen would beat Norris with one throw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted September 21, 2022 Author Share Posted September 21, 2022 After Monday night, I give slight edge to Allen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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