iccrewman112 Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 7 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: No. Chuck Norris is a black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. plus he used the Total Gym, I don’t see any of those at the OBD training facility. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 5 hours ago, wppete said: I never thought about it before today, but Kiko may just be Flea’s illegitimate son… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist. The quickest way to Chuck Norris's heart is to pick up the football that Josh Allen just threw through his chest. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That's No Moon Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 It's a trick question, Josh Allen is Chuck Norris. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsbackto81 Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 Chuck Norris has a JA17 tattoo. Josh doesn't have tattoos. Needles can't penetrate his skin. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 2 hours ago, Captain_Quint said: My biggest fear is doing a roundhouse kick and splitting my pants. This solves it all for me. Absolutely. You’re not kicking anyone in the temple unless you’re wearing those jeans. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted September 16, 2022 Author Share Posted September 16, 2022 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted September 16, 2022 Author Share Posted September 16, 2022 15 hours ago, transient said: I never thought about it before today, but Kiko may just be Flea’s illegitimate son… Three generations 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leh-nerd skin-erd Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 22 hours ago, teef said: can you imagine having that kind of flexibility in jeans?!?! "Some men see things as they are, and say why. I dream of things that never were, and say why not." Robert Kennedy, quoting Chuck Norris 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHardBillsFan Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 On 9/15/2022 at 9:10 AM, Buffalo Boy said: The boogie man looks under the bed for Chuck. Chuck looks under the bed for Josh Allen💪🦬 New title for the thread 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warcodered Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irv Posted September 17, 2022 Author Share Posted September 17, 2022 22 hours ago, Irv said: Three generations That’s not hair. It’s fur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigo Montoya Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 George Steele had a master's degree from Central Michigan and was a high school teacher when he decided to wrestle because there was more money in it. Josh Allen's chest has more hair than his. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frostbitmic Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 On 9/15/2022 at 10:02 AM, Captain_Quint said: Depends on if they are both wearing these pants or not! $19.95 for a pair of jeans... That ad is about 25 BJA (Before Josh Allen) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFlutie Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 On 9/15/2022 at 11:33 AM, teef said: can you imagine having that kind of flexibility in jeans?!?! I'm failing to see the use of flexibility with ANY pants on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Stadium Original Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 Dont forget that Chuck Norris provided the deciding vote that let the Average Joes compete in the finals of the American Dodgeball Association of America's final match Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 Neither of them can beat Hank Hill: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dukestreetking Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 On 9/15/2022 at 9:16 AM, Royale with Cheese said: . Chuck Norris is a black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Did not know that. His foundation is Tang Soo Do (a kind of Korean Shotokan). He began to train TSD while stationed in Korea w the USAF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 1 hour ago, Dukestreetking said: Did not know that. His foundation is Tang Soo Do (a kind of Korean Shotokan). He began to train TSD while stationed in Korea w the USAF. He went down to Rickson Gracie’s school in Brazil and got his ass beat. He knew he needed to train in BJJ after that…it was humbling. https://mmaimports.com/2017/09/new-footage-emerges-chuck-norris-getting-choked-bjj-master-rickson-gracie-30-seconds/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dukestreetking Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 40 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: He went down to Rickson Gracie’s school in Brazil and got his ass beat. He knew he needed to train in BJJ after that…it was humbling. Thanks. As you know RWC, every karate-ka learns this lesson... unconsciously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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