DD4Bills Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 https://www.foxnews.com/us/southwest-airlines-passenger-m*******ing-flight-feds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 So, does that technically put someone in the "Mile High" club? (Asking for a friend.) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 10 minutes ago, WhoTom said: So, does that technically put someone in the "Mile High" club? (Asking for a friend.) I think there is a separate “Half Mile, Super Creepy” club. If he likes super kinky, maybe prison will appeal to him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted April 6, 2022 Share Posted April 6, 2022 At least he asked first. Who said chivalry is dead. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike in Horseheads Posted April 6, 2022 Share Posted April 6, 2022 Better question is who here can pop 4 off in a few hours! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 6, 2022 Share Posted April 6, 2022 1 hour ago, Mike in Horseheads said: Better question is who here can pop 4 off in a few hours! All bets off if SW Airlines starts installing Davenports in their planes! I know just the candidate who's up to the challenge! 😉 😆 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 6, 2022 Share Posted April 6, 2022 Where does the kernel of thought leading to this act even begin? It is just hard to imagine that you don’t just smack yourself upside the head the moment the thought to do this even creeps into your mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gobilz Posted April 6, 2022 Share Posted April 6, 2022 Tickle it ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBBills Posted April 6, 2022 Share Posted April 6, 2022 I could have sworn this was just a thing on pornhub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 6, 2022 Share Posted April 6, 2022 When you are on a plane trip for 31 hours from Rochester to Melbourne Australia you have to do something to kill the time ROC - CHI - LAX - KOA - AKL - SYD - MEL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aristocrat Posted April 6, 2022 Share Posted April 6, 2022 What gets me is the lady took pics. Also how did nobody else notice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Info Posted April 6, 2022 Share Posted April 6, 2022 1 hour ago, SlimShady'sSpaceForce said: When you are on a plane trip for 31 hours from Rochester to Melbourne Australia you have to do something to kill the time ROC - CHI - LAX - KOA - AKL - SYD - MEL Hopefully, that is not based on real life experience. ROC-ORD-LAX-MEL would be much better…less time to kill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 3 hours ago, Mr Info said: Hopefully, that is not based on real life experience. ROC-ORD-LAX-MEL would be much better…less time to kill. that happened to me for real back in June of ‘92 bad luck on available flights I guess 31 hours there total time 21 hours on the return no layover in Hawaii to drag it out. Sydney to SF direct was 13 hours IIRC. Well, I did fly up to Sydney the previous day so I could be a tourist for a day. so technically add a few hours onto the 21. I just double checked 13h 45m To be correct Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 Buffalo to LA to Sydney - I forgot how long of a flight it was overall though. Longest direct flight was 20 hours, JFK to Beijing. 6 hours on the tarmac while they fixed the plane twice, then had to restock food and drinks before the 14 hours in the air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 20 minutes ago, Just Jack said: Buffalo to LA to Sydney - I forgot how long of a flight it was overall though. Longest direct flight was 20 hours, JFK to Beijing. 6 hours on the tarmac while they fixed the plane twice, then had to restock food and drinks before the 14 hours in the air. How many kittens did you kill, though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted April 7, 2022 Share Posted April 7, 2022 44 minutes ago, Gugny said: How many kittens did you kill, though? None, I kept it in my pants. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 8, 2022 Share Posted April 8, 2022 On 4/6/2022 at 10:18 PM, Just Jack said: Buffalo to LA to Sydney - I forgot how long of a flight it was overall though. Longest direct flight was 20 hours, JFK to Beijing. 6 hours on the tarmac while they fixed the plane twice, then had to restock food and drinks before the 14 hours in the air. And pump out the head! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 8, 2022 Share Posted April 8, 2022 On 4/5/2022 at 5:17 PM, DD4Bills said: https://www.foxnews.com/us/southwest-airlines-passenger-m*******ing-flight-feds Not @Gugny. Nobody would notice. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DD4Bills Posted April 8, 2022 Author Share Posted April 8, 2022 1 hour ago, ExiledInIllinois said: And pump out the head! Isn't that what got this guy into trouble in the first place? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted May 27, 2022 Share Posted May 27, 2022 Pled guilty, gets 48 days in prison and 1 year probation. https://nypost.com/2022/05/26/southwest-passenger-who-masturbated-on-flight-gets-48-days-in-prison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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