BringBackFergy Posted March 3, 2021 Share Posted March 3, 2021 As many of you are aware, our friend Gugny is thinking of buying a new or used boat. This may take awhile given his proclivity toward researching every type of boat out there and the history of watercraft in general. But one of the first things he needs is a good name for the vessel. Typically, boats have female names, but we should do our part to help him think of a few alternatives. I'd suggest any of the following: "Charcoal Fingers" "MyAuntIsHot" "FlutieFloater" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted March 3, 2021 Share Posted March 3, 2021 Sweet Seamen 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HereComesTheReignAgain Posted March 3, 2021 Share Posted March 3, 2021 Filthy Oar Salty Test Tackle Constantly Wet B Yacht'ch 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted March 3, 2021 Share Posted March 3, 2021 Gugny McGugface. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExWNYer Posted March 3, 2021 Share Posted March 3, 2021 'Dingleberry Wine' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted March 3, 2021 Share Posted March 3, 2021 @ExiledInIllinois Literally.......that's the name. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted March 3, 2021 Share Posted March 3, 2021 (edited) "Seaman Surprise" "Finally Getting Wetness" "Cabin Buoys" "Fish Fear me, Women avoid me" "My Wet Dream" Edited March 3, 2021 by Guffalo 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 3, 2021 Share Posted March 3, 2021 3 minutes ago, Seasons1992 said: @ExiledInIllinois Literally.......that's the name. He goes through the Fed Lock in Troy, they will give him top priority! 😆🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted March 3, 2021 Share Posted March 3, 2021 Titanic is too obvious. How about the S.S. Minnow? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted March 3, 2021 Share Posted March 3, 2021 Assuming it's a fishing boat: Master Baiter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 3, 2021 Share Posted March 3, 2021 15 minutes ago, Augie said: Titanic is too obvious. How about the S.S. Minnow? How about the S.S. Master Baiter. 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted March 3, 2021 Share Posted March 3, 2021 I finally have a Dinghy. Sorry it's so small: shrinkage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted March 3, 2021 Share Posted March 3, 2021 23 minutes ago, Doc said: I finally have a Dinghy. Sorry it's so small: shrinkage. The water is still pretty cold out there. At least, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted March 3, 2021 Share Posted March 3, 2021 I think we need to first know the true purpose of the boat. Is it a boat for water sports and fishing, or is this a hookers and cocaine boat? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 Little Dinghy ⛵️ 37 minutes ago, teef said: I think we need to first know the true purpose of the boat. Is it a boat for water sports and fishing, or is this a hookers and cocaine boat? all of the above? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saxum Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 45 minutes ago, teef said: I think we need to first know the true purpose of the boat. Is it a boat for water sports and fishing, or is this a hookers and cocaine boat? Are you saying you cannot be a rich professional water skier and fisher, rich enough that you can afford hookers and cocaine, or are you saying you need to choose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 Two Gugny Dock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 Baby Ruth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 Flacidia Can't Raise the Main Sail Wet Noodle Ping Pong 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted March 4, 2021 Share Posted March 4, 2021 13 hours ago, Limeaid said: Are you saying you cannot be a rich professional water skier and fisher, rich enough that you can afford hookers and cocaine, or are you saying you need to choose? i like the way you think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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