Gugny Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Figuratively speaking, of course. It's fairly well known that I drive a muscle car. To be specific, I drive a 2015 Nissan Versa Note. It rocks 109 horsepower. Watch out. I bought new wiper blades on Saturday. Brought them home and got the driver's side one on with little issue. I mistakenly snapped the wrong adapter into the passenger side one and could not get it out. I put it aside. After having to remove the entire wiper arm from the car, I finally got the rear wiper changed. Went to Auto Zone to try and exchange the passenger side. Dude behind the counter was able to get the incorrect adapter out and snap the correct one in. It was raining fairly heavily, but I told the guy I wanted to make sure it would go on. So I ran out, popped the old one off (again) and could NOT, for the life of me, get the goddamn new one on. I go back in and say I'm really sorry, but I can't get the damn thing on. Woman behind the counter comes out and takes the wiper blade from me (not rudely) and says, "this is for the rear window, right?" I said, "no ... passenger side." She laughs and says, "Ha! What kind of car do you drive? It must be tiny!!" She proceeds to get her coat, give me a dirty look whilst donning it, then goes out and puts the wiper blade on in less than 3 seconds. I went back inside to discard the old wiper blade and made sure to thank her, again, before I left, to which I got a, "yeah, no problem," along with a look that told me she was clearly perturbed. But to be honest ... I can't blame her one bit! 1 10 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 you're a Millennial aren't you? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 LOL so sorry to hear Gug Only in his mind Foxx 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, SlimShady'sGhost said: LOL so sorry to hear Gug Only in his mind Foxx ya know... not that there's anything wrong with that.... ? Edited November 25, 2019 by Foxx 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted November 25, 2019 Author Share Posted November 25, 2019 25 minutes ago, Foxx said: you're a Millennial aren't you? Proud Gen Xer!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snafu Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 2 minutes ago, Gugny said: Proud Gen Xer!!!! How proud could you possibly be after that experience?? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 11/23/2019 - RIP Gugny's dignity. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 I recently went to Autozone to purchase a new battery. Not only did the gentleman install it for free (I threw him a saw buck afterward), he gave me a nice shoulder massage before closing the hood and sending me on my way. It must be your face.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 (edited) 9 minutes ago, snafu said: How proud could you possibly be after that experience?? because... you know..., that late, great muscle car of the mid '10's. an astounding 109 freaking horses! Edited November 25, 2019 by Foxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 As someone who does their own auto maintenance (including hard work like suspension), I have a conclusion: You should just rent cars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ocemur Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Of course she was perturbed. She might have to clean your car's guts off of her windshield some day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon in Pasadena Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 I don't think it counts as a muscle car if it's the sphincter muscle. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 (edited) We don't care about your stupid f*cking car Gug! Did you get her number? Or at least pics? Would ya? Would @The Poojer? Edited November 25, 2019 by The Real Buffalo Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Did she also show you how to change your tampon? Just kidding. You probably use pads. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 2 hours ago, Gugny said: Figuratively speaking, of course. It's fairly well known that I drive a muscle car. To be specific, I drive a 2015 Nissan Versa Note. It rocks 109 horsepower. Watch out. I bought new wiper blades on Saturday. Brought them home and got the driver's side one on with little issue. I mistakenly snapped the wrong adapter into the passenger side one and could not get it out. I put it aside. After having to remove the entire wiper arm from the car, I finally got the rear wiper changed. Went to Auto Zone to try and exchange the passenger side. Dude behind the counter was able to get the incorrect adapter out and snap the correct one in. It was raining fairly heavily, but I told the guy I wanted to make sure it would go on. So I ran out, popped the old one off (again) and could NOT, for the life of me, get the goddamn new one on. I go back in and say I'm really sorry, but I can't get the damn thing on. Woman behind the counter comes out and takes the wiper blade from me (not rudely) and says, "this is for the rear window, right?" I said, "no ... passenger side." She laughs and says, "Ha! What kind of car do you drive? It must be tiny!!" She proceeds to get her coat, give me a dirty look whilst donning it, then goes out and puts the wiper blade on in less than 3 seconds. I went back inside to discard the old wiper blade and made sure to thank her, again, before I left, to which I got a, "yeah, no problem," along with a look that told me she was clearly perturbed. But to be honest ... I can't blame her one bit! ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Gugny said: It's fairly well known that I drive a muscle car. To be specific, I drive a 2015 Nissan Versa Note. It rocks 109 horsepower. Watch out. Add some stickers to it, and you can increase the HP. Like a NOS sticker adds 5HP. But ask your son what to get. You don't want a Coexist one on there, that'll drop 20HP and an inch off your little Richard. Edited November 25, 2019 by Just Jack 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted November 25, 2019 Author Share Posted November 25, 2019 5 minutes ago, Just Jack said: Add some stickers to it, and you can increase the HP. Like a NOS sticker adds 5HP. But ask your son what to get. You don't want a Coexist one on there, that'll drop 20HP and an inch off your little Richard. I cannot afford an inch!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Seasons1992 said: As someone who does their own auto maintenance (including hard work like suspension), I have a conclusion: You should just rent cars. Or just walk/take the bus....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed83HOF Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 13 minutes ago, Gugny said: I cannot afford an inch!!!! The lady at auto-zone could probably lend you a few inches... and a set of balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 2 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: I recently went to Autozone to purchase a new battery. Not only did the gentleman install it for free (I threw him a saw buck afterward), he gave me a nice shoulder massage before closing the hood and sending me on my way. It must be your face.... You too? Remarkable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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