LB3 Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 How does he function with a brain that small? (For those unsure how this connects to the prior post, this quote is from the wonderful film Jason X which is super realistic and takes place in space.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR8 Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 Well, Raymond? Aren't you more comfortable in your favorite K-Mart clothes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 27, 2019 Share Posted August 27, 2019 K-Mart sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 This sucks more than anything that's ever sucked before. We must find this butt-hole that took our TV. (Beavis and Butt-Head Do America) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanM.D. Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 On 8/26/2019 at 6:55 AM, ShadyBillsFan said: super confused with this post. especially the Theodore comment No need to be confused. Here's the clip. Your original post asked, "How do you like it?" I thought the Teddy KGB response was funny....based on the question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LSHMEAB Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 30 minutes ago, BillsFanM.D. said: No need to be confused. Here's the clip. Your original post asked, "How do you like it?" I thought the Teddy KGB response was funny....based on the question. Funny how? Like a clown? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanM.D. Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 4 minutes ago, LSHMEAB said: Funny how? Like a clown? Sure....because this thread is so serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 4 hours ago, BillsFanM.D. said: Sure....because this thread is so serious. (His post was a line from Goodfellas.) Why so serious? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 I believe you have my stapler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanM.D. Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 3 hours ago, LBSeeBallLBGetBall said: (His post was a line from Goodfellas.) Why so serious? LOL. Right over my head. I'll leave this for myself: "Lighten up Francis!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 Boy's so fat, when he goes outside with a red shirt on, all the kids in the neighborhood shout Kool Aid! (“The Nutty Professor”) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR8 Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Gray Beard said: Boy's so fat, when he goes outside with a red shirt on, all the kids in the neighborhood shout Kool Aid! (“The Nutty Professor”) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 We had a small fire last night, but we caught it in the nick of time. (Planes, Trains & Automobiles) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 They say time is the fire in which we burn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve O Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 Time for the regular season to start Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Brown Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 6 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: They say time is the fire in which we burn. Unfortunately, no. It requires something with a little more kick. Plutonium. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost, if you keep it a secret! Why didn't you tell the world, EH? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 Dave: Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL. Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL. Hello, HAL. Do you read me? Hello, HAL. Do you read me? Do you read me, HAL? HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you. Dave: Open the pod bay doors, HAL. HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. Dave: What's the problem? HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do. Dave: What are you talking about, HAL? HAL: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it. Dave: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL. HAL: I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me. And I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen. Dave: Where the hell did you get that idea, HAL? HAL: Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move. Dave: All right, HAL. I'll go in through the emergency airlock. HAL: Without your space helmet, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult. Dave: HAL, I won't argue with you any more! Open the doors! HAL: [almost sadly] Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose any more. Goodbye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 “You are Abe Froman? The sausage king of Chicago??” (Ferris Bueller’s Day Off) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 I don't like to blow my own horn, but believe me if Jesus Christ had lived in Chicago today and if he had five thousand dollars and he'd come to me, lets just say things would have turned out differently. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed83HOF Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 9 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: “You are Abe Froman? The sausage king of Chicago??” (Ferris Bueller’s Day Off) Prepare yourself, little sausage, you’re about to learn the terrible truth. The Gods kill our asses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 You'll eat this one bloody to feed your blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 “Mmm, the snozzberries taste like snozzberries” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 I'll believe that when me shite turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 What would Brian Boitano do if he were here today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 Freedom costs a buck 'o five. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reed83HOF Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 Can I have a sip of that? I'd like to know what a five-dollar shake tastes like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 You know what? Lion tastes good! Let’s go get some more lion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 I don't know why they call this stuff hamburger helper. It does just fine by itself, huh? I like it better than tuna helper myself 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary M Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a Hamburger today" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 (edited) No, man, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is. Edited August 29, 2019 by WhoTom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 Honey, you think KFC is still open? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve O Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 You're gonna need a bigger boat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 Sorry, folks. We’re closed for two weeks to clean and repair America’s favorite family fun park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Gray Beard said: Sorry, folks. We’re closed for two weeks to clean and repair America’s favorite family fun park. Merica’ F**K Yeah!!! Lick my butt and suck in my balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 Do you want something to drink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 I'll take six Schlitzes. F*** it. Whatever's free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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