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"Please promise me they'll double-team Jerry Hughes, coach."

 

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Anyone ever see that old movie Necessary Roughness? There's a backup QB in that movie who ends up having to come into a game and on his first snap he just runs towards the ref screaming, "Blow the whistle, blow the whistle!" Rosen reminds me of that guy.

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24 minutes ago, blacklabel said:

Anyone ever see that old movie Necessary Roughness? There's a backup QB in that movie who ends up having to come into a game and on his first snap he just runs towards the ref screaming, "Blow the whistle, blow the whistle!" Rosen reminds me of that guy.

 

He really doesn't.  If you saw anything of the Cardinals games last year, Rosen stood in there and took an awful beating.

He was more mobile than I thought he'd be, but since I kind of thought he was a statue, that's like saying $0.06 is more than $0.01.

It was brutal to watch, but he did show he'd "take a licking and keep on ticking"

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15 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said:

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"Get your hands off me...I'm the most NFL ready!!"

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48 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said:

 

He really doesn't.  If you saw anything of the Cardinals games last year, Rosen stood in there and took an awful beating.

He was more mobile than I thought he'd be, but since I kind of thought he was a statue, that's like saying $0.06 is more than $0.01.

It was brutal to watch, but he did show he'd "take a licking and keep on ticking"

 

Perhaps I should've phrased it differently... the current photo we're being asked to caption reminded me of the Necessary Roughness guy.

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3 minutes ago, blacklabel said:

 

Perhaps I should've phrased it differently... the current photo we're being asked to caption reminded me of the Necessary Roughness guy.

 

It really does - one of the least-flattering photos of a starting NFL QB, Anywhere, Ever.

 

If I were Rosen's publicist I'd want to buy up the rights and burn them, except in the digital era that never works.

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17 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said:

 

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Removal man on the left: "Man, this is the shi**est statue of Dan Marino I've ever seen"

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18 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said:

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"Hey, hey, watch that other hand, man. I ain't no muppet."

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19 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said:

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You put your left hand in

You put your left hand out

You put your left hand in

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And that's what it's all about!!!!

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21 hours ago, Warcodered said:

So I hear you've got a hot tub.

 

20 hours ago, TigerJ said:

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this play is called pickpocketing the statue of Liberty

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"YOU GOT THE STINK COVERED, BUT I DON'T HAVE A "PINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"  PLEASE STOP TRYING!

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"Quickly, someone pass me the WD40"

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10 hours ago, buffaloboyinATL said:

 

 

 

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First Jay Cutler, now Josh Rosen.  Next man up:. Jay Rosen.

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Posted (edited)

Coach: "We're gonna need a bigger arm!"

 

BTW, I find it interesting that the label over his left collar bone looks like it reads "Baptist Health."  Maybe they're trying to speed up the emergency room admissions process.

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