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I wonder if his right eye went bad from looking at that face for a quarter-century.

 

Sweet Christ, she's homely.

 

But a billionaire with a nice body like that is a yes any day of the week from me!

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15 minutes ago, Gugny said:

I wonder if his right eye went bad from looking at that face for a quarter-century.

 

Sweet Christ, she's homely.

 

But a billionaire with a nice body like that is a yes any day of the week from me!

Bezos is no prince either. I think if you take money out of the situation, they're pretty much on the same level. He may have actually married up a notch. 

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19 hours ago, Gugny said:

I wonder if his right eye went bad from looking at that face for a quarter-century.

 

Sweet Christ, she's homely.

 

But a billionaire with a nice body like that is a yes any day of the week from me!

 

...so now your blowup doll will file for divorce....

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1 hour ago, transient said:

 

That’s a very flattering picture of her...

 

93B335F8-F934-4859-B762-590D8FCE8F47.jpeg

 

You have to wonder if, as a couple, they might look normal in a funhouse mirror. 

 

Reminds me of one of those dried apple faces we made in grade school.

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On 7/6/2019 at 4:12 PM, Gugny said:

I wonder if his right eye went bad from looking at that face for a quarter-century.

 

Sweet Christ, she's homely.

 

But a billionaire with a nice body like that is a yes any day of the week from me!

C'mon, for a billion you wouldn't go after Bezos himself?

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On 7/6/2019 at 4:12 PM, Gugny said:

I wonder if his right eye went bad from looking at that face for a quarter-century.

 

Sweet Christ, she's homely.

 

But a billionaire with a nice body like that is a yes any day of the week from me!

 

For 38 Billion available, I could be blind.

 

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Just now, apuszczalowski said:

Well I would think you may need a bit more time to get married and file for divorce to get the settlement. Unless your that irresistible that you can achieve that after only one time?

 

Well ... I mean ... I don't want to brag ...

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Let's do the math....38.3 billion. "...She also signed the Giving Pledge in May, promising to donate more than half of her fortune to philanthropy..."

So, that leaves her with 19.15 billion. And leaves me with 9.575 billion when we divorce. I'm good with that. Actually, she can keep the 9, I'm good with the .575 billion. Hope we don't have to consummate the marriage for me to get the alimony! 

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On 7/7/2019 at 11:33 AM, transient said:

 

That’s a very flattering picture of her...

 

93B335F8-F934-4859-B762-590D8FCE8F47.jpeg

 

You have to wonder if, as a couple, they might look normal in a funhouse mirror. 

If I saw this pic without context I'd swear it was Molly Shannon.

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