\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 She's now officially available Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 I wonder if his right eye went bad from looking at that face for a quarter-century. Sweet Christ, she's homely. But a billionaire with a nice body like that is a yes any day of the week from me! 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted July 6, 2019 Share Posted July 6, 2019 15 minutes ago, Gugny said: I wonder if his right eye went bad from looking at that face for a quarter-century. Sweet Christ, she's homely. But a billionaire with a nice body like that is a yes any day of the week from me! Bezos is no prince either. I think if you take money out of the situation, they're pretty much on the same level. He may have actually married up a notch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 14 hours ago, Gugny said: I wonder if his right eye went bad from looking at that face for a quarter-century. Sweet Christ, she's homely. But a billionaire with a nice body like that is a yes any day of the week from me! No I wonder.... is it better to not look? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted July 7, 2019 Author Share Posted July 7, 2019 16 hours ago, Gugny said: But a billionaire with a nice body like that is a yes any day of the week from me! I see you already started: https://pagesix.com/2019/07/06/newly-divorced-mackenzie-bezos-is-being-bombarded-by-dating-proposals-online/ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 I would be able to ignore the Bezos reptile slime all over her for that $$$$$!! My wife would be cool with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 I think the first billion is the best billion. You hate to choose between your billions, but I think that’s safe to say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 19 hours ago, Gugny said: I wonder if his right eye went bad from looking at that face for a quarter-century. Sweet Christ, she's homely. But a billionaire with a nice body like that is a yes any day of the week from me! ...so now your blowup doll will file for divorce.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 (edited) 23 hours ago, \GoBillsInDallas/ said: She's now officially available That’s a very flattering picture of her... You have to wonder if, as a couple, they might look normal in a funhouse mirror. Edited July 7, 2019 by transient 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 1 hour ago, transient said: That’s a very flattering picture of her... You have to wonder if, as a couple, they might look normal in a funhouse mirror. Reminds me of one of those dried apple faces we made in grade school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US Egg Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 On 7/6/2019 at 4:12 PM, Gugny said: I wonder if his right eye went bad from looking at that face for a quarter-century. Sweet Christ, she's homely. But a billionaire with a nice body like that is a yes any day of the week from me! C'mon, for a billion you wouldn't go after Bezos himself? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 I'm single... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 10 minutes ago, apuszczalowski said: C'mon, for a billion you wouldn't go after Bezos himself? We talkin' just once? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teef Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 have you seen pictures of them before they made the money? let's just say they're far more attractive now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Goat Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 I'd need at least $50B to date Mr. Ed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 On 7/6/2019 at 4:12 PM, Gugny said: I wonder if his right eye went bad from looking at that face for a quarter-century. Sweet Christ, she's homely. But a billionaire with a nice body like that is a yes any day of the week from me! For 38 Billion available, I could be blind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 turn the lights out and you won't know the difference Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 2 hours ago, Gugny said: We talkin' just once? Well I would think you may need a bit more time to get married and file for divorce to get the settlement. Unless your that irresistible that you can achieve that after only one time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 Just now, apuszczalowski said: Well I would think you may need a bit more time to get married and file for divorce to get the settlement. Unless your that irresistible that you can achieve that after only one time? Well ... I mean ... I don't want to brag ... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 (edited) On 7/7/2019 at 11:39 AM, Gugny said: Reminds me of one of those dried apple faces we made in grade school. Edited July 10, 2019 by transient 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve O Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 Let's do the math....38.3 billion. "...She also signed the Giving Pledge in May, promising to donate more than half of her fortune to philanthropy..." So, that leaves her with 19.15 billion. And leaves me with 9.575 billion when we divorce. I'm good with that. Actually, she can keep the 9, I'm good with the .575 billion. Hope we don't have to consummate the marriage for me to get the alimony! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 On 7/7/2019 at 11:33 AM, transient said: That’s a very flattering picture of her... You have to wonder if, as a couple, they might look normal in a funhouse mirror. If I saw this pic without context I'd swear it was Molly Shannon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuvian Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 nice dimples Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted September 29, 2022 Author Share Posted September 29, 2022 She's on the market again: https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/28/business/mackenzie-scott-dan-jewett-divorce/index.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 How can I get her my contact information? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted October 5, 2022 Share Posted October 5, 2022 5 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: How can I get her my contact information? It's available if you get the secret Amazon Prime ++ account. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted January 11, 2023 Author Share Posted January 11, 2023 Step right up: https://nypost.com/2023/01/11/jeff-bezos-ex-wife-mackenzie-scott-finalizes-second-divorce/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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