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Punching Bag Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 11 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: Some folks here must wear the pair on the Left On 5/13/2021 at 1:03 PM, Hapless Bills Fan said: Perfect answer to that in earlier post. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 12 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: Some folks here must wear the pair on the Left You forgot the period at the end of the sentence, and "left" shouldn't be capitalized. 😉 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 15, 2021 Share Posted May 15, 2021 1 hour ago, WhoTom said: You forgot the period at the end of the sentence, and "left" shouldn't be capitalized. 😉 Maybe he's a "Roman Emily Dickenson." No punctuation and indiscriminate use of capitals to denote importance. Hey... I tried. 😉😜 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 Hey Siri, dial this number! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 Quote from After M*A*S*H Pilot episode: Mrs. Sherman Potter (Mildred) to her husband: Do you remember when we moved into this house? I had no wrinkles and a bustline you could chin yourself on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GETTOTHE50 Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 9 hours ago, Chandler#81 said: Hey Siri, dial this number! Cause all you need to use is the Chewbacca defense! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Niagara Bill Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They are worth it. There is controversy in the Jewish view of when a fetus becomes viable. Many say it is not viable until it graduates medical school! Buda bing Why don't Jewish mothers drink.? It interferes with their suffering! My wife went to the beauty salon. She was there 2 hours. That was for the estimate. She looked great for 2 days. Then the mud fell off..... I just got back from the pleasure trip. I took my mother in law to the airport. 😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 3 hours ago, Niagara Bill said: Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They are worth it. There is controversy in the Jewish view of when a fetus becomes viable. Many say it is not viable until it graduates medical school! Buda bing Why don't Jewish mothers drink.? It interferes with their suffering! My wife went to the beauty salon. She was there 2 hours. That was for the estimate. She looked great for 2 days. Then the mud fell off..... I just got back from the pleasure trip. I took my mother in law to the airport. 😅 Please tell me you WON’T be here all week!🤦♂️ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hapless Bills Fan Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 Canadian grocery shopping is apparently a Good Time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 8 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: Canadian grocery shopping is apparently a Good Time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Avenger Posted May 17, 2021 Share Posted May 17, 2021 9 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: Canadian grocery shopping is apparently a Good Time I've had some peaches that are to die for, but this seems cheap if they really are that good... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Marv's Neighbor Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 Three roses.... A sexually active middle aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because, over the years they have become loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept secret and, of course, the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia, she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately called in the surgeon. "I thought I specifically asked you not to tell anyone about my operation"! The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him. "I felt so sad for you, because you went through this all by yourself." "The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and understood perfectly, as she had the same procedure done some time ago." "And what about the third rose?" she asked. "That's from a man in the burn unit - he wanted to thank you for his new ears." 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chandler#81 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 Please! No Pics!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 1 hour ago, Chandler#81 said: Please! No Pics!! Of course you need lights on. Participants need to show each other their COVID-19 cards. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 the missing link? 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 Now we know what killed the dinosaurs - exotic particles in their diet. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 1 hour ago, Limeaid said: Now we know what killed the dinosaurs - exotic particles in their diet. Gary Larson and I beg to differ. 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 Every once in awhile, I will work a Club Security job. I did a ghetto strip club Saturday night. One of the girls that was dancing on a dude, had a tooth fall out. The dude didn't notice because she wasn't facing him but I saw it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted May 24, 2021 Share Posted May 24, 2021 2 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: Every once in awhile, I will work a Club Security job. I did a ghetto strip club Saturday night. One of the girls that was dancing on a dude, had a tooth fall out. The dude didn't notice because she wasn't facing him but I saw it. That kind of reminds me of that joke by Jeff Foxworthy: “If you’ve ever been accused of lying through your tooth, you just might be a redneck.“ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chandler#81 Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 Ask your Doctor if Growacet is right for you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 Approved approved or just authorized for emergency use? 1 hour ago, Chandler#81 said: Ask your Doctor if Growacet is right for you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niagara Bill Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 How to deal with a band of squirrels in church. A band of squirrels showed up at a Presbyterian church grounds causing considerable damage. The church elders had a meeting and decided the Lord would allow all creatures be, so they did nothing. The squirrels moved on to the grounds of the Baptist church. The church elders met and decided to build a water slide so the squirrels would fall down the slide and into the water and drown. Unfortunately the squirrels could swim and twice as many showed up the next week. The squirrels moved to the Lutheran church grounds. The Lutherans humanely trapped the squirrels and returned them to the Baptist church. Two weeks later they were back when the Baptists took down the slide. The Episcopalians took a unique approach and put out dishes of whiskey hoping to kill the squirrels with alcohol poison. They found out how much damage a group of drunk squirrels could do. The Catholics took a very humane approach and made them church members, and now they only see them at Xmas and Easter. The Jewish synagogue decided to circumcise each squirrels. They never saw another one. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Punching Bag Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 3 hours ago, Niagara Bill said: How to deal with a band of squirrels in church. A band of squirrels showed up at a Presbyterian church grounds causing considerable damage. The church elders had a meeting and decided the Lord would allow all creatures be, so they did nothing. The squirrels moved on to the grounds of the Baptist church. The church elders met and decided to build a water slide so the squirrels would fall down the slide and into the water and drown. Unfortunately the squirrels could swim and twice as many showed up the next week. The squirrels moved to the Lutheran church grounds. The Lutherans humanely trapped the squirrels and returned them to the Baptist church. Two weeks later they were back when the Baptists took down the slide. The Episcopalians took a unique approach and put out dishes of whiskey hoping to kill the squirrels with alcohol poison. They found out how much damage a group of drunk squirrels could do. The Catholics took a very humane approach and made them church members, and now they only see them at Xmas and Easter. The Jewish synagogue decided to circumcise each squirrels. They never saw another one. No Muslim? I was hoping to hear what is the difference between Sunni and Shiite temples point of view? And I want to hear how 7th Day Adventists dealing with them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niagara Bill Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 Ads in a Liverpool paper For sale, small herd of cows, never bred, and one gay bull. Free puppies. Mother is German Sheperd, father us Super Dog, able to jump huge fences in a single bound. Wedding Dress for sale, worn once by mistake. Free, Yorkshire Terrier, hateful little bastard! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Punching Bag Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Greg S said: Some women are not satisfied with one time. You need a whole wallet of them to satisfy her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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