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1 minute ago, BringBackFergy said:

Get off your high horse. You act like you’ve never done this. 

 

But NEVER at a Tim Hortons!!!  Seriously? 

 

Burger King? Sure, but that stuff goes right thru me anyways. 

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There was just a story on here a few months ago where a woman did the same thing...threw her own poop at a store employee (security guard I think) at like a Wal Mart or something.


Remember?   Maybe this is more common of a human reaction (in some people!) than we think?

 

2 incidents of this in a few months seems like a lot to me!

 

ALSO and as an aside:  This chick has an impressive ability to squeeze one out on short notice and with lightning speed...in a public space no less!   That's natural talent.

 

 

 

 

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47 minutes ago, Fadingpain said:

There was just a story on here a few months ago where a woman did the same thing...threw her own poop at a store employee (security guard I think) at like a Wal Mart or something.


Remember?   Maybe this is more common of a human reaction (in some people!) than we think?

 

2 incidents of this in a few months seems like a lot to me!

 

ALSO and as an aside:  This chick has an impressive ability to squeeze one out on short notice and with lightning speed...in a public space no less!   That's natural talent.

 

 

 

 

 

I’d say two incidents in the history of mankind is.....two too many. But keep one eye peeled at the zoo! 

 

Every person is born with a gift. I’m glad that’s not what I was blessed with. I’m still looking for it, but I’m glad that’s not it!!! 

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3 minutes ago, RaoulDuke79 said:

Man....I've done my fair share of mind altering substances and have been plenty pissed off at people, but not once has it ever occurred to me to **** myself so i could fire it at someone.

 

You are an underachiever.    ?

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2 minutes ago, RaoulDuke79 said:

You never know what tomorrow may have in store.

 

He probably told her the restrooms were for paying customers only. He should have said the ENTIRE INSIDE!

 

(Then locked the doors when she went into the parking lot!) That would have left a little window cleanup, no biggie. 

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2 minutes ago, Augie said:

 

He probably told her the restrooms were for paying customers only. He should have said the ENTIRE INSIDE!

 

(Then locked the doors when she went into the parking lot!) That would have left a little window cleanup, no biggie. 

Every Sunday I take some time to look a the restaurant inspections in the paper. Generally there is a write up every 3 months or so about an incident and inadequate response to deal with feces and vomit in the dining area. Usually I just assume a kid got sick or had an incident which a diaper couldn't contain. I never considered the possibility of an adult pulling down their pants so they could **** out some ammunition.

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7 minutes ago, RaoulDuke79 said:

Every Sunday I take some time to look a the restaurant inspections in the paper. Generally there is a write up every 3 months or so about an incident and inadequate response to deal with feces and vomit in the dining area. Usually I just assume a kid got sick or had an incident which a diaper couldn't contain. I never considered the possibility of an adult pulling down their pants so they could **** out some ammunition.

 

This world is full of possibilities! We just need to open our eyes to see them!

 

(Or maybe stick our heads in the sand and stop reading the stinkin’ paper?) 

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4 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

Wow!

 

I understand now why some places leave the napkins behind the counter... where you have to ask for them.

 

That would have cut her off @ the pass.

 

Funny thing... She takes a dump and other people don't even move... Unphased by argument, etc...

As a proper lady, she did prepare a wad of 2ply restaurant napkins to wipe beforehand.  The forethought and preparation were impressive in their own right.  

 

I wonder what her complaint was?

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8 hours ago, Sweats said:

So that’s what we’ve become now?......a nation of poo pitchers.

 

Shameful.......just shameful 

Just another reason for Baba Booey to hang his head in shame. This woman throws a strike and he...well, you know what happened.

 

 

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10 hours ago, BringBackFergy said:

Stalker!

 

10 hours ago, Augie said:

 

It’s his gift, give him a break! Let him be him....

 

Neither of you has a clue.  If I was a stalker I sure a s heck would not waste my time with either of you.  I woul much rather stalk a worthwhile specimen of humanity.  Someone like Gugny for example.

 

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48 minutes ago, BuffaloBill said:

 

 

Neither of you has a clue.  If I was a stalker I sure a s heck would not waste my time with either of you.  I woul much rather stalk a worthwhile specimen of humanity.  Someone like Gugny for example.

 

 

I’m pretty sure I will be able to avoid jealousy on this one. 

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6 minutes ago, BuffaloBill said:

 

 

Think long and hard about it..... :D

 

On second thought, the poo chucker above might be a perfect match for you. 

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39 minutes ago, Seasons1992 said:

 

Augie wouldn't do it, but plenz would and probably does before the home games he attends..... 

Plenz does it every time his horse comes in last (which is quite often). Remind me to never take his advice on horse races. He's a handicapper alright...

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On May 18, 2018 at 4:20 AM, Sig1Hunter said:

I'm not familiar with what you mean...?

Illegal in Japan to show pubic hair on camera so it is blurred out.  

 

 

Here is the other incident I wrote about earlier in the thread.


It was at a Menard's and it occurred in February.

 

2 incidents in like 4 months suggests this happens on some kind of a routine basis.  We need to add these stories to the teacher/student sex watch!  

 

https://www.theindychannel.com/news/local-news/crime/impd-woman-threw-feces-at-menards-employee

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