3rdnlng Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 I thought we could use a thread to stash all of the stupid statements made by politicians and celebs. This is not limited to Maxine Waters sayings but named in honor after her. Please don't post stupidshit from posters here unless it is so stupid gator would question it. Let me start things off with a wtf gem from Maxine herself: https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=maxine+waters+confused+crimea+with+russia&&view=detail&mid=20CD0DF3B01C51A62B1A20CD0DF3B01C51A62B1A&&FORM=VRDGAR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keepthefaith Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 17 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said: I thought we could use a thread to stash all of the stupid statements made by politicians and celebs. This is not limited to Maxine Waters sayings but named in honor after her. Please don't post stupidshit from posters here unless it is so stupid gator would question it. Let me start things off with a wtf gem from Maxine herself: https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=maxine+waters+confused+crimea+with+russia&&view=detail&mid=20CD0DF3B01C51A62B1A20CD0DF3B01C51A62B1A&&FORM=VRDGAR Bravo 3rd! This is long overdue and Maxine is very worthy of being the headliner. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted March 19, 2018 Author Share Posted March 19, 2018 1 hour ago, keepthefaith said: Bravo 3rd! This is long overdue and Maxine is very worthy of being the headliner. Thank you Mr. Faith. There are many faux pas out there that should be sorta set in stone here, but only get a passing mention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 Probably better to have a thread for the times she said something wise. save all the time and energy that way 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sherpa Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 Sheila Jackson Lee had a few classics. Asking folks at the JPL if the Mars Rover would be able to drive over and show the flags the astronauts planted was pretty good. So was complaining about racism in naming hurricane as the names are "lilly white." She suggested naming them "Keisha, Jamal and Deshawn." Celebrating the "victory" in Vietnam and the "two Vietnams, side by side, North and South." Representative Hank Johnson asking Admiral Willard if he's worried Guam will "tip over and capsize" is the standard to beat. The sink and capsize question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Brown Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 (edited) "We don't need to be having something like sequestration that's going to cause these job losses - over 170 million jobs that could be lost." - Maxine Waters 2013 Edited March 19, 2018 by Doc Brown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 2 hours ago, sherpa said: Sheila Jackson Lee had a few classics. Asking folks at the JPL if the Mars Rover would be able to drive over and show the flags the astronauts planted was pretty good. So was complaining about racism in naming hurricane as the names are "lilly white." She suggested naming them "Keisha, Jamal and Deshawn." Celebrating the "victory" in Vietnam and the "two Vietnams, side by side, North and South." Representative Hank Johnson asking Admiral Willard if he's worried Guam will "tip over and capsize" is the standard to beat. The sink and capsize question So is this thread reserved for stupid things only black politicians say or can we pick on other races too? Methinks your bigotry is showing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted March 19, 2018 Author Share Posted March 19, 2018 31 minutes ago, Chef Jim said: So is this thread reserved for stupid things only black politicians say or can we pick on other races too? Methinks your bigotry is showing. "We have a lot of kids who don't know what works means. They think work is a four-letter word." -Hillary Clinton "I have said that I'm not running and I'm having a great time being pres -- being a first-term senator." --Hillary Clinton on her presidential ambitions "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." -Hillary Clinton Does this meet your quotas Chef Jim? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 8 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said: "We have a lot of kids who don't know what works means. They think work is a four-letter word." -Hillary Clinton "I have said that I'm not running and I'm having a great time being pres -- being a first-term senator." --Hillary Clinton on her presidential ambitions "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." -Hillary Clinton Does this meet your quotas Chef Jim? i don't care anymore if the most undererving dooshes in my life get all the credit and money and hottie, her losing is so heavenly it puts me at peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 No Collusion!! No Collusion!! --A Traitor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted March 19, 2018 Author Share Posted March 19, 2018 1 minute ago, Tiberius said: No Collusion!! No Collusion!! --A Traitor You are an idiot. This thread is about quoting stupid things Pols and celebs say, not about stupid things you say. Do you need attention this badly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 We are going to build a great big wall, and who's going to pay for it? That's right, Mexico will! I promise! --A Total Idiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 1 hour ago, 3rdnlng said: "We have a lot of kids who don't know what works means. They think work is a four-letter word." -Hillary Clinton "I have said that I'm not running and I'm having a great time being pres -- being a first-term senator." --Hillary Clinton on her presidential ambitions "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." -Hillary Clinton Does this meet your quotas Chef Jim? I have no quota but when someone starts a thread bagging on someone who absolutely deserves it and just happens to be black and someone follows it up with quotes from two others I have a hard time assuming he quoted people that “just happen” to be black. I’m usually pretty good at putting two and two together. And especially with all the ammo in politics we have to choose from. Idiocy knows no race. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 3 minutes ago, Chef Jim said: I have no quota but when someone starts a thread bagging on someone who absolutely deserves it and just happens to be black and someone follows it up with quotes from two others I have a hard time assuming he quoted people that “just happen” to be black. I’m usually pretty good at putting two and two together. And especially with all the ammo in politics we have to choose from. Idiocy knows no race. So true! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted March 19, 2018 Author Share Posted March 19, 2018 25 minutes ago, Chef Jim said: I have no quota but when someone starts a thread bagging on someone who absolutely deserves it and just happens to be black and someone follows it up with quotes from two others I have a hard time assuming he quoted people that “just happen” to be black. I’m usually pretty good at putting two and two together. And especially with all the ammo in politics we have to choose from. Idiocy knows no race. With your job I'd think you could do better than that. Seriously, there are some pretty stupid things being said by black politicians. It's not that white politicians don't say stupidshit but most black politicians are liberal so they are predisposed to being stupid. 25 minutes ago, Tiberius said: So true! Yes, you would be an idiot no matter what race you are. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said: With your job I'd think you could do better than that. Seriously, there are some pretty stupid things being said by black politicians. It's not that white politicians don't say stupidshit but most black politicians are liberal so they are predisposed to being stupid. Yes, you would be an idiot no matter what race you are. Trumpbots are an argument against white superiority. And a damn good one too! That's you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted March 19, 2018 Author Share Posted March 19, 2018 Just now, Tiberius said: Trumpbots are an argument against white superiority. And a damn good one too! That's you! How do you know I'm not black? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberius Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 2 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said: How do you know I'm not black? I'm assuming. I'm right, am I not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 Quote We lose 93 million Americans a day to gun violence - I mean I've long talked about this, about background checks and shutting down gunshow loopholes. - Terry McAuliffe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/dc-politics/dc-lawmaker-says-recent-snowfall-caused-byrothschilds-controlling-the-climate/2018/03/18/daeb0eae-2ae0-11e8-911f-ca7f68bff0fc_story.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 5 minutes ago, \GoBillsInDallas/ said: http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/dc-politics/dc-lawmaker-says-recent-snowfall-caused-byrothschilds-controlling-the-climate/2018/03/18/daeb0eae-2ae0-11e8-911f-ca7f68bff0fc_story.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 1 hour ago, Deranged Rhino said: what do they say with confidence in private? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, 3rdnlng said: With your job I'd think you could do better than that. Seriously, there are some pretty stupid things being said by black politicians. It's not that white politicians don't say stupidshit but most black politicians are liberal so they are predisposed to being stupid. So liberal politicians say stupid **** but you guys are just picking on the black ones. Bra!@#$ingvo!. Edited March 19, 2018 by Chef Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 2 hours ago, Chef Jim said: I’m usually pretty good at putting two and two together And now you're just calling a spade a spade? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 "I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist." - Tara Reid 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sherpa Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 (edited) 7 hours ago, Chef Jim said: So is this thread reserved for stupid things only black politicians say or can we pick on other races too? Methinks your bigotry is showing. Methinks you're foolish. It has nothing to do with bigotry. It has to do with idiotic statements. I never even considered race. It had to do with what I remembered off the top of my head, and like it or not, male/female/black/white, it makes no difference to me. I don't judge people by the color of their skin, but by the content of their foolish statements, so just stop. And you're not "good at putting two and two together," at least in this case. You just think you are pretty good, and you're wrong. Edited March 19, 2018 by sherpa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 'I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.'' - Dan Quayle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njbuff Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 Adam Schiff is a good one to quote with him saying stupidshit. The last time I checked, he was white. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 54 minutes ago, sherpa said: Methinks you're foolish. It has nothing to do with bigotry. It has to do with idiotic statements. I never even considered race. It had to do with what I remembered off the top of my head, and like it or not, male/female/black/white, it makes no difference to me. I don't judge people by the color of their skin, but by the content of their foolish statements, so just stop. And you're not "good at putting two and two together," at least in this case. You just think you are pretty good, and you're wrong. So with all the stupid **** said by Trump and Hillary on a daily basis you came up with two black politicians? Ok..... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted March 19, 2018 Author Share Posted March 19, 2018 5 hours ago, Chef Jim said: So liberal politicians say stupid **** but you guys are just picking on the black ones. Bra!@#$ingvo!. So, I made fun of Hillary. Do you consider her black because she is married to the first black president? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 19, 2018 Share Posted March 19, 2018 1 minute ago, 3rdnlng said: So, I made fun of Hillary. Do you consider her black because she is married to the first black president? No, Hiliary is black because she carries hot sauce in her purse 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 1 hour ago, 3rdnlng said: So, I made fun of Hillary. Do you consider her black because she is married to the first black president? You didn't make fun of Hillary until I pointed out the first people made fun of in this thread were black. So I have no idea what your point is here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted March 20, 2018 Author Share Posted March 20, 2018 19 minutes ago, Chef Jim said: You didn't make fun of Hillary until I pointed out the first people made fun of in this thread were black. So I have no idea what your point is here. Chef, you're overcooking everything lately. In fact you've burnt the sauce on the bottom of the kettle with this one. As the OP of the "Maxine Waters Stupid Saying Thread" I primed the tip jar with a Maxine Waters stupid saying. Sherpa posted more well chronicled stupid sayings that most of us have heard many times. You then started to get all Social Justice Warrior on us. So anyway, is it too soon to mention the "57 states" and Hawaii is part of Asia missteps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said: Chef, you're overcooking everything lately. In fact you've burnt the sauce on the bottom of the kettle with this one. As the OP of the "Maxine Waters Stupid Saying Thread" I primed the tip jar with a Maxine Waters stupid saying. Sherpa posted more well chronicled stupid sayings that most of us have heard many times. You then started to get all Social Justice Warrior on us. So anyway, is it too soon to mention the "57 states" and Hawaii is part of Asia missteps? Poking fun at Obama is a touchy subject because he's black. But you have to remember that Obama is only half black. So I guess it's okay to point out the silliness of the "57 states" quote as long as you attribute it to the white half, and denounce his white half privilege Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 ASKING THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS: Is It Racist to Call Maxine Waters Stupid, Considering How Stupid She Is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 Well, she does give the Left their talking points. Here she is giving a dog whistle to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 12 hours ago, /dev/null said: Poking fun at Obama is a touchy subject because he's black. But you have to remember that Obama is only half black. So I guess it's okay to point out the silliness of the "57 states" quote as long as you attribute it to the white half, and denounce his white half privilege His "white half" was never so noticeable as when he wore those mom-jeans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 22 minutes ago, Azalin said: His "white half" was never so noticeable as when he wore those mom-jeans. Or showed his jump shot form Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted March 20, 2018 Author Share Posted March 20, 2018 15 minutes ago, row_33 said: Or showed his jump shot form His attempts in throwing out the first B word pitch were pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 35 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said: His attempts in throwing out the first B word pitch were pathetic. he not a guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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