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What did Fitz say about Whaley at the roast?


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I was listening to the first hour of Howard and Jeremy this morning.  Jeremy mentioned that he had watched the roast and that Fitz apparently isn't a fan of Whaley and roasted him a bit.  If anyone could share what was said, I and I'm sure others would like to know.  

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38 minutes ago, K-GunJimKelly12 said:

I was listening to the first hour of Howard and Jeremy this morning.  Jeremy mentioned that he had watched the roast and that Fitz apparently isn't a fan of Whaley and roasted him a bit.  If anyone could share what was said, I and I'm sure others would like to know.  

 

I fully agree with Fitz.  When it was the 4rth quarter and Bills needed a TD, it was Whaley telling Fitz to throw a pick!  

 

Damn you Whaley, Damn you!

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24 minutes ago, DrDawkinstein said:

At least one of Fitz's comments was about how Whaley's release of Freddy went down. I think he called him "spineless" or something like that. It was about Whaley/FJ, that's it.

Wow, that's pretty intense to make because it is clearly coming from a personal and hesrtfelt place..

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On 2/16/2018 at 8:59 AM, Koko78 said:

There were too many good jokes to recount, but here's some highlights:

 

Eric Wood comes into the room during his intro, gets a standing ovation. Fitz gets introduced, about 1/3 of the room stands to applaud his arrival. He goes up to the podium and says something to the effect of, 'What, do I have to break my neck to get a standing ovation?'

 

Aaron Williams was pretty lit up when they started, was shitfaced by the end. He kept taking potshots at everyone (even when it wasn't his time at the podium), it was great.

 

Apparently Williams and Bryan Scott once played 2-on-2 baseball with Freddy and his son at Freddy's house. Williams and Scott kicked their asses and celebrated like they won the world series. Freddy's son was 4 at the time. Kid refuses to play baseball to this day.

 

Freddy's twin brother Patrick gave a great speech. Went on about having to watch the "Fred treatment" (being treated like royalty) his entire life. Talked about Freddy calling him at 3:00 pm on a weekday in the offseason to whine about being bored and that he was thinking about taking his kids to Disneyland. Patrick works for a living... he was not impressed: 'mother!@#$er, don't you !@#$ing call me at 3:00 to !@#$ing tell me you're !@#$ing bored and thinking about going to Disneyland!' Freddy was voted best looking man at Coe college, while his identical twin brother did not receive a vote "we have the same !@#$ing face!" It was pointed out that Patrick's future wife was attending Coe college at the time (and didn't vote for him).

 

Fitz had props. He mocked Eric Wood's retirement speech, referencing that it was approved by his agents and the PA not to include the word "retirement" so he could get his injury guarantee. He wore a wig for it. He then stripped down to his Bills Zubaz underwear, dressed up like Freddy, and gave a retirement speech as Jackson. Called Whaley a "spineless  [p]ussy", to much applause.

 

Freddy had a great story about Wood bending over at the line to snap the ball during practice, and ripping a nasty fart. Fitz audibled to a shotgun snap. Chan was not happy. He talked about having jerseys of his favorite teammates, including Terrence McGee, on his wall at home. Every one of the jerseys was given and signed by the player, except one. McGee made him buy a jersey online.

 

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Keep Fitz

Move up in the third round

draft Russell Wilson (a guy many of us liked in the third or fourth round) instead of taking Graham

Wilson replaces Fitz towards the end of 2012

 

...it would have been so easy.

 

Would we get the same Wilson of today?  I don't know and I don't care, the same way I didn't care in analyzing us NOT getting Big Ben in the draft..  

 

We just plain would have been better...in both instances.

 

No rocket science involved.

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2 hours ago, Boyst62 said:

Wow, that's pretty intense to make because it is clearly coming from a personal and hesrtfelt place..

 

Sounds like he captured the essence of a roast.  It's cruel in a joking way but with some truth in there that gives that - oh my God did he just say that?

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2 hours ago, dollars 2 donuts said:

Keep Fitz

Move up in the third round

draft Russell Wilson (a guy many of us liked in the third or fourth round) instead of taking Graham

Wilson replaces Fitz towards the end of 2012

 

...it would have been so easy.

 

Would we get the same Wilson of today?  I don't know and I don't care, the same way I didn't care in analyzing us NOT getting Big Ben in the draft..  

 

We just plain would have been better...in both instances.

 

No rocket science involved.

No rocket science, but plenty of hindsight...

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2 hours ago, dollars 2 donuts said:

Keep Fitz

Move up in the third round

draft Russell Wilson (a guy many of us liked in the third or fourth round) instead of taking Graham

Wilson replaces Fitz towards the end of 2012

 

...it would have been so easy.

 

Would we get the same Wilson of today?  I don't know and I don't care, the same way I didn't care in analyzing us NOT getting Big Ben in the draft..  

 

We just plain would have been better...in both instances.

 

No rocket science involved.

 

I wanted Wilson too...I was not happy when we didn't take him 

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