Deranged Rhino Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 ********************************************** I mean... I can't. I just can't. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 24 minutes ago, Deranged Rhino said: ********************************************** I mean... I can't. I just can't. That campaign needs some celebrity endorsements. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
row_33 Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 SOuth Dakota State is the home of the Jackrabbits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 . . 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Deranged Rhino said: ********************************************** I mean... I can't. I just can't. You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the mother****er. Go back in there, chill them ****s out and wait for the Meth, who should be coming directly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 This should go quite well with North Dakota's upcoming "We Are The Danger" and Nebraska's "Come Manage a Cinnabon in Omaha" campaigns. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 It shook his whole body 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedge Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, Deranged Rhino said: It shook his whole body Spit take warning: Edited November 19, 2019 by Hedge 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 9 hours ago, DC Tom said: This should go quite well with North Dakota's upcoming "We Are The Danger" and Nebraska's "Come Manage a Cinnabon in Omaha" campaigns. Wyoming needs to get in on this too 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 Working in a government office, we're of course not particularly allowed to say that people have gone "full re-tard." But it was no less satisfying to tell my boss today that he went full "Tugg Speedman as Simple Jack." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 12 minutes ago, DC Tom said: Working in a government office, we're of course not particularly allowed to say that people have gone "full re-tard." But it was no less satisfying to tell my boss today that he went full "Tugg Speedman as Simple Jack." I hope he had no idea who that was, and played it off -- then later, Googled it and discovered to his sadness what you meant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 (edited) 15 hours ago, Deranged Rhino said: I hope he had no idea who that was, and played it off -- then later, Googled it and discovered to his sadness what you meant It was even funnier because it was in response to him trying to fire me. I should clarify: he's the program manager on my project, and my day-to-day boss, but he's from a different company than me. Let's just call him ######o Montalban. He called my corporate boss - who, through some byzantine shell company organization, is also his boss on the project - telling my boss that today was my last day. My boss called me laughing, asking me what the hell was going on...which I had little idea. (I mean, aside from ######o Montalban committing payroll fraud, and having multiple complaints of sexual and racial harassment against him, and me talking to an attorney about it today.) It was then that I told ######o Montalban that you never go full "Tugg Speedman as Simple Jack." He didn't know who it was, but he knew it wasn't good. EDIT: I should clarify that this is two weeks after I've already given them my resignation from the project. Edited November 20, 2019 by DC Tom 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevbeau Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Does he speak often of “Rich Corinthian Leather?” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 So I'm at the orthopedist for a follow-up on my torn hamstring. Naturally, I wore shorts despite it being 45 degrees out. Walking in to the building, random stranger comments: "You're wearing shorts? That's stupid." Me: "You're trying to push open a door labelled 'PULL'." Sometimes the best way to say "You're an idiot" is to not say it at all. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Freedom Is on the March, and the Elites Can't Stand It Original Article A glaring sign of our intelligentsia's decrepitude is their absolute lack of interest in understanding either the Brexit vote or the election of Donald Trump. With a few notable exceptions, those who claim to spend their lives doing the public "thinking" that must surely require higher faculties than possessed by common people, have shown no intellectual curiosity for the social shifts of our day. You would think people who do thinking for a living would find the events in the U.K. and the U.S. fascinating and historically compelling, if for no other reason than that neither outcome was expected by the public intellectuals themselves. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 How many people will get a 23andMe kit for christmas and discover they are Hunter Biden's kid? . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 These meltdowns never get old. Never. It's like...this is what I envision when I read posts by Gary and Tibs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 Physicists claim to have found NEW force of nature which may unravel one of the universe’s greatest MYSTERIES ... The new boson couldn't be mistaken for one of its existing counterparts as it has a particularly distinctive mass – 17 megaelectronvolts (or roughly 33 times that of an electron). They also don't live very long, lasting just 10 to the minus 14 seconds. The team wanted to replicate their theory of a possible fifth force governed by a new boson but shifted focus from beryllium to helium nuclei, in which pairs of electrons and positrons also separated at an angle that didn't align with current modelling (115 degrees). By reverse-engineering their observations, the team posit that the helium's nucleus could also have produced a short-lived boson with a mass of roughly, you guessed it, 17 megaelectronvolts – hence its name name X17. The latest study is yet to be peer reviewed but the team's previous research was accepted by the journal Physical Review Letters. Once their findings have been thoroughly pored over, we may finally have a solution to the long-standing and often bemusing problem of accounting for dark matter which makes up the vast majority of the universe and is believed to be responsible for some truly baffling behaviour among the stars. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Deranged Rhino said: i dunno...are they sure?? Edited November 22, 2019 by Foxx 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 https://twitter.com/Oatmeal/status/1197938493550252032 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Gal Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 The gofundme was easily reached. He will be getting his own pair, and the rest will be donated to a foundation that purchases color blind glasses for those who cannot afford them. 3 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted November 23, 2019 Author Share Posted November 23, 2019 7 minutes ago, Buffalo_Gal said: The gofundme was easily reached. He will be getting his own pair, and the rest will be donated to a foundation that purchases color blind glasses for those who cannot afford them. I saw a video of something similar a couple weeks back. It was a middle-aged man who was given a pair by his adult children. His total amazement was pretty cool and I have to admit it was very touching. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 19 minutes ago, Buffalo_Gal said: The gofundme was easily reached. He will be getting his own pair, and the rest will be donated to a foundation that purchases color blind glasses for those who cannot afford them. Those adults who hugged him should be arrested! #COLORBLINDLIVESMATTER! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 1 hour ago, 3rdnlng said: I saw a video of something similar a couple weeks back. It was a middle-aged man who was given a pair by his adult children. His total amazement was pretty cool and I have to admit it was very touching. We're truly blessed to live in a time when some of these tragic conditions can be alleviated. Hearing, seeing, and seeing colors for the first time must be totally overwhelming for someone who has lived for years in the darkness and silence those afflictions brought to them. https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=adult+hears+for+the+first+time 4 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob in Mich Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 Is this the right place for these? No one ever answers me so I guess so. DR, I have begged you to NOT HELP ME, to simply leave me alone, to STFU. You are full of crap. Why would I want intellectual assistance from a fool? That is why I have become hostile. You won't leave me alone. You are a ***** parasite. Go away. You have prevented me from enjoying this board because you can't let me post anywhere without interjecting. Again, just interact with the fools that like your BS and leave me alone. I think any other poster here would do that. You are beyond obsessed dude. You are ***** in the head. You need some help. Don't you have real life friends that recognize that you have gone off the deep end? Maybe some 800 number or website could turn you around. You need something. You are ***** in the head, just in case you missed that point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 Just now, Bob in Mich said: Is this the right place for these? No one ever answers me so I guess so. DR, I have begged you to NOT HELP ME, to simply leave me alone, to STFU. You are full of crap. Why would I want intellectual assistance from a fool? That is why I have become hostile. You won't leave me alone. You are a ***** parasite. Go away. You have prevented me from enjoying this board because you can't let me post anywhere without interjecting. Again, just interact with the fools that like your BS and leave me alone. I think any other poster here would do that. You are beyond obsessed dude. You are ***** in the head. You need some help. Don't you have real life friends that recognize that you have gone off the deep end? Maybe some 800 number or website could turn you around. You need something. You are ***** in the head, just in case you missed that point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Bob in Mich said: Is this the right place for these? No one ever answers me so I guess so. DR, I have begged you to NOT HELP ME, to simply leave me alone, to STFU. You are full of crap. Why would I want intellectual assistance from a fool? That is why I have become hostile. You won't leave me alone. You are a ***** parasite. Go away. You have prevented me from enjoying this board because you can't let me post anywhere without interjecting. Again, just interact with the fools that like your BS and leave me alone. I think any other poster here would do that. You are beyond obsessed dude. You are ***** in the head. You need some help. Don't you have real life friends that recognize that you have gone off the deep end? Maybe some 800 number or website could turn you around. You need something. You are ***** in the head, just in case you missed that point. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 9 hours ago, Bob in Mich said: Is this the right place for these? No one ever answers me so I guess so. LAMP 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 https://twitter.com/SidneyPowell1/status/1198330672324259843 2 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, Deranged Rhino said: For Christmas, all the liberals in my family are getting MAGA hats wrapped in that. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 2 hours ago, DC Tom said: For Christmas, all the liberals in my family are getting MAGA hats wrapped in that. McConnell paper or one of Trump's: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 On 11/21/2019 at 2:23 PM, Foxx said: Physicists claim to have found NEW force of nature which may unravel one of the universe’s greatest MYSTERIES ... The new boson couldn't be mistaken for one of its existing counterparts as it has a particularly distinctive mass – 17 megaelectronvolts (or roughly 33 times that of an electron). They also don't live very long, lasting just 10 to the minus 14 seconds. The team wanted to replicate their theory of a possible fifth force governed by a new boson but shifted focus from beryllium to helium nuclei, in which pairs of electrons and positrons also separated at an angle that didn't align with current modelling (115 degrees). By reverse-engineering their observations, the team posit that the helium's nucleus could also have produced a short-lived boson with a mass of roughly, you guessed it, 17 megaelectronvolts – hence its name name X17. The latest study is yet to be peer reviewed but the team's previous research was accepted by the journal Physical Review Letters. Once their findings have been thoroughly pored over, we may finally have a solution to the long-standing and often bemusing problem of accounting for dark matter which makes up the vast majority of the universe and is believed to be responsible for some truly baffling behaviour among the stars. supporting article. A 'no-brainer Nobel Prize': Hungarian scientists may have found a fifth force of nature ... The findings point toward the Holy Grail of physics To move their breakthrough idea from 2016 forward, the Hungarians would need to repeat the results again. That's exactly what their 2019 results do. Feng says that, barring experimental error, there was only a one-in-a-trillion chance that the results were caused by anything other than the X17 particle, and this new fifth force. He added that if another research group could repeat these results with a third type of atom in addition to beryllium and helium, "that would blow the cover off this thing." Experimental research groups have already been contacting him, hungry to do that. More sightings of the fifth force could lead to scientists settling on a specific name for it, understanding its workings more deeply, and developing practical applications for how to harness its power. They're leading us closer to what's considered the Holy Grail in physics, which Albert Einstein had pursued but never achieved. Physicists hope to create a "unified field theory," which would coherently explain all cosmic forces from the formation of galaxies down to the quirks of quarks. But the universe isn't giving up its secrets easily. "There's no reason to stop at the fifth," Feng said. "There could be a sixth, seventh, and eighth force." ... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedge Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Mr. GarBoTibs goes to Washington. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Gal Posted November 25, 2019 Share Posted November 25, 2019 Thought you guys might like this one. I have no idea what the guy is talkin' about. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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