DC Tom Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 @Deranged Rhino This thread needs to be made into a feature film. Get on it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevbeau Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 52 minutes ago, DC Tom said: @Deranged Rhino This thread needs to be made into a feature film. Get on it. ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 17, 2019 Share Posted August 17, 2019 17 hours ago, Hedge said: Fundamentally transforming America 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdutton Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Gal Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 4 hours ago, DC Tom said: @Deranged Rhino This thread needs to be made into a feature film. Get on it. So, a few years back on a leg from Buffalo to JFK we had a couple of people get off the plane and not tell a steward(ess) or gate agent. They just gathered up their stuff, and hustled off the plane while those of us already seated watched them. Time comes for the door to close, and ... it doesn't. Well, everyone sitting there knew what was going to happen. And yet it took crew + gate agent an additional 15 minutes to deplane everyone and call the bomb sniffing dogs. People were a touch irate as more than one person heard the woman say she was "afraid to fly". No, no one questioned the deplaning + the dogs, they questioned the time lapse before the police was called. So, after not finding anything on the plane, we were all re-boarded. We get in line to take off (we were like tenth in line for take-off) and the captain chirps over the intercom, "There is now a ground stoppage in JFK." A massive groan went up. The lady behind me says, "I have a flight to Zurich I am going to miss. I'd rather be in Buffalo than JFK." I pipe-up with "We are gonna miss our flight to Rome," and then it was a massive swell of voices ... "I am missing my connection to XYZ" and "I want to go back to the gate and get off!" The plane taxied back to the gate, and a good portion of the people deplaned to make other flight accommodations. There must have been 80 to 100 people with overseas flight connections on that plane. Moral of the story? If you hear someone whimper they are afraid to fly you duct tape them to their damn seat!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedge Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 A New Species of Leech Is Discovered Near Washington, D.C. This could very well be a Babylon Bee headline. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 (edited) 4 hours ago, Hedge said: A New Species of Leech Is Discovered Near Washington, D.C. This could very well be a Babylon Bee headline. or... you know, a new political party. it was found near DC. Edited August 18, 2019 by Foxx 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 THE BABYLON BEE IS INCREASINGLY SAVAGE: Snopes Strikes Deal With Netflix To Provide On-Screen Fact Checks Of Fictional Shows, Movies. Post 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Gal Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 Oh no. I mean, I wish him happy... That's ok, I can still admire him from afar. ? Surprise! The Rock is a married man. Dwayne Johnson revealed Monday morning on Instagram that he and longtime girlfriend, singer Lauren Hashian, tied the knot Sunday in Hawaii. </snip> 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted August 19, 2019 Author Share Posted August 19, 2019 10 minutes ago, Buffalo_Gal said: Oh no. I mean, I wish him happy... That's ok, I can still admire him from afar. ? Surprise! The Rock is a married man. Dwayne Johnson revealed Monday morning on Instagram that he and longtime girlfriend, singer Lauren Hashian, tied the knot Sunday in Hawaii. </snip> Maybe his stunt double would suffice? After all, he does all the physical stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Gal Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 4 minutes ago, 3rdnlng said: Maybe his stunt double would suffice? After all, he does all the physical stuff. But is the stunt double funny and loaded with personality? I suppose I could make the sacrifice and find out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted August 19, 2019 Author Share Posted August 19, 2019 17 minutes ago, Buffalo_Gal said: But is the stunt double funny and loaded with personality? I suppose I could make the sacrifice and find out... That would be a worthy endeavor. The public is dying to find out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Gal Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 Just now, 3rdnlng said: That would be a worthy endeavor. The public is dying to find out. I'll do my best. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Gal Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 He's 93! This was fabulous. ? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 3 hours ago, Buffalo_Gal said: He's 93! This was fabulous. ? just for giggles, lets see what's censored dick van ***** 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 26 minutes ago, /dev/null said: just for giggles, lets see what's censored dick van ***** Dick Van...P-enis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 9 minutes ago, DC Tom said: Dick Van...P-enis? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxx Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 1 hour ago, DC Tom said: Dick Van...P-enis? wouldn't that be, Dick Van Little Dutch Boy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdutton Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 1 hour ago, /dev/null said: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinga Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 8 hours ago, Buffalo_Gal said: But is the stunt double funny and loaded with personality? I suppose I could make the sacrifice and find out... That's STUNT double, not STUD double... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Gal Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 56 minutes ago, Cinga said: That's STUNT double, not STUD double... toe-may-toe, toe-mah-toe 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 ... What? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 1 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 6 minutes ago, B-Man said: You know, I was just going to comment about how amazed I was that Newt is now a 3-star Air Force General, as well as a publicist. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedge Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 9 minutes ago, Deranged Rhino said: ... What? The winner: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koko78 Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 27 minutes ago, Hedge said: The winner: That's kind of a rough neighborhood for a Trump Tower, full of jackwagon Mooninites: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 3 hours ago, Koko78 said: That's kind of a rough neighborhood for a Trump Tower, full of jackwagon Mooninites: I saw a bunch of Moonies in D.C. 1976. (I went to see the fireworks ?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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row_33 Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 https://babylonbee.com/news/bernie-sanders-arrives-in-hong-kong-to-lecture-protesters-on-how-good-they-have-it-under-communism 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Mountain lion attacks Colorado hunter armed with just a pocket knife, officials say. I dunno why a mountain lion would bother to arm himself with a pocket knife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 1 hour ago, B-Man said: Mountain lion attacks Colorado hunter armed with just a pocket knife, officials say. I dunno why a mountain lion would bother to arm himself with a pocket knife. I'd like to know what sort of "hunter" hunts with just a pocket knife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevbeau Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 5 hours ago, DC Tom said: I'd like to know what sort of "hunter" hunts with just a pocket knife. It’s like Rhode Island Deer hunting. You jump out of the deer stand (knife in teeth of course) and take care of business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 10 hours ago, B-Man said: Mountain lion attacks Colorado hunter armed with just a pocket knife, officials say. I dunno why a mountain lion would bother to arm himself with a pocket knife. A kangaroo doing that makes some sense, but a mountain lion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo_Gal Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 Senior Citizens Busted in Connecticut for Five-on-One Sex Romp in Public Six Connecticut senior citizens — five men and one woman — have been arrested for lewd behavior in a park for allegedly having sex in public, reports The six seniors ranging in age from 62 to 85 were arrested in Fairfield, Connecticut, after being witnessed engaging in a wild sex romp, according to ABC affiliate WVIT. </snip> The five men and one 85-year-old woman now face charges including breach of peace and public indecency. They were released after being handed court dates. </snip> 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Man Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 ? . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted August 22, 2019 Author Share Posted August 22, 2019 4 hours ago, Buffalo_Gal said: Senior Citizens Busted in Connecticut for Five-on-One Sex Romp in Public Six Connecticut senior citizens — five men and one woman — have been arrested for lewd behavior in a park for allegedly having sex in public, reports The six seniors ranging in age from 62 to 85 were arrested in Fairfield, Connecticut, after being witnessed engaging in a wild sex romp, according to ABC affiliate WVIT. </snip> The five men and one 85-year-old woman now face charges including breach of peace and public indecency. They were released after being handed court dates. </snip> Now the courts are playing matchmaker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bdutton Posted August 22, 2019 Share Posted August 22, 2019 4 hours ago, Buffalo_Gal said: Senior Citizens Busted in Connecticut for Five-on-One Sex Romp in Public Six Connecticut senior citizens — five men and one woman — have been arrested for lewd behavior in a park for allegedly having sex in public, reports The six seniors ranging in age from 62 to 85 were arrested in Fairfield, Connecticut, after being witnessed engaging in a wild sex romp, according to ABC affiliate WVIT. </snip> The five men and one 85-year-old woman now face charges including breach of peace and public indecency. They were released after being handed court dates. </snip> I think I have a second date idea for @akcash 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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