BringBackFergy Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 I wonder what some member's resolutions will be...guys like DC Tom, ShadyBillsFan, Gugny and Dunkirk Don probably have some really interesting resolutions that will guide them during 2018. My resolution: I will learn a new hobby like calf roping or barefoot mountain climbing with no safety lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 (edited) 6 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: I wonder what some member's resolutions will be...guys like DC Tom, ShadyBillsFan, Gugny and Dunkirk Don probably have some really interesting resolutions that will guide them during 2018. My resolution: I will learn a new hobby like calf roping or barefoot mountain climbing with no safety lines. What happened to the male prostitution business you said you wanted to start?? Edited December 28, 2017 by mead107 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 28, 2017 Author Share Posted December 28, 2017 ^^^^ Has committed to vacuuming everything in the house each morning....and when I say everything, I mean "everything" (think "picnic table" guy) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 (edited) Actually, BBF’s resolution is to take up bare-ass-naked mountain goat roping, but he was too afraid of the PETA blowback to post it. Mead’s resolution is to try to think of BBF in a sexual context less often (once every hour... baby steps). Edited December 28, 2017 by transient 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 28, 2017 Author Share Posted December 28, 2017 ^^^ Be more open and accepting of mead's sexual proclivities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy KGB Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 (edited) ☝?☝? Spend less time re-enacting The real house wives of Atlanta. Edited December 28, 2017 by Teddy KGB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 28, 2017 Author Share Posted December 28, 2017 ^^^ Promises to knit more and enjoy the finer things in life (like Dr. Phil, Dancing with the Stars, and "hummus burgers") 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 ^^^ Resolves to buy wings and beer for the shortest attendee to every 518 Luncheon for 2018. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 28, 2017 Author Share Posted December 28, 2017 ^^^^ Will make a better effort at attending 518 luncheons so Levi and Fergy don't have to listen to Mead brag about his vacuum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
section122 Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 ^^^will finally file his formal request for Orton to be on the wall. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Will sell his seasons in order to help his blood pressure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 28, 2017 Author Share Posted December 28, 2017 ^^^ Will refrain from wooing cougars under the age of 68 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 ^Snap a selfie with Vince Ferragamo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
section122 Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 ^^^will figure out how to get his seizure inducing avatar back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 (edited) ^^ dev. Resolve to never fly through Erie PA in winter. I resolve to be more passive aggressive to Dumb Dumb Don. Edited December 28, 2017 by ShadyBillsFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 28, 2017 Author Share Posted December 28, 2017 ^^^ Will be more attentive to directions in threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 Simultaneous posting is what it is. Promises to not kick the cats off of his front door step. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 (edited) ^^^Resolves to leave fewer burning bags of **** on neighbors' lawns, devil woman. Edited December 28, 2017 by transient Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teddy KGB Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 54 minutes ago, transient said: ^^^Resolves to leave fewer burning bags of **** on neighbor's lawns, devil woman. Will give up on his Skid Row cover band and get a real job this year. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 To give to the poor more often. Starting with Gugny. (I am joining the gym Tuesday. I am drinking Naked every day Breakfast and lunch. Small dinner Only on glass of wine ? each night.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 (edited) ^^^Resolves to stop drinking naked at dinner, especially unless in public. Edited December 28, 2017 by transient Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 29, 2017 Author Share Posted December 29, 2017 ^^^ Resolves to stop supporting mead’s habit of doing anything naked in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Fan Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 To enjoy new fishing and boating equipment so to speak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 29, 2017 Author Share Posted December 29, 2017 ^^^ Promises to enjoy the company of extended family...even if he is drawn toward setting a coyote snare for them in the living room. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Promises to continue to tease CGF about EVERYTHING ☺️ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 ^^^Resolves to adopt the Zeke Elliott bare midriff style henceforth with all business attire. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 ^^Resolves to run down the street shirtless if the Bills make the playoffs, and as he’s done for 17 years, pantsless if they don’t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 ^^^if the bills make the playoffs, resolves to buy new underwear for the first time since the last time the bills made the playoffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 29, 2017 Author Share Posted December 29, 2017 ^^^ Will no longer refer to moderator Buffalo Bill as "The Big Bad Wolf" in all of his private messages like he has for the last few years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviF Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 ^ will no longer refer to moderator Buffalo Bill as "the BIIIIG bad wolf, if ya know what I mean " 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 59 minutes ago, LeviF91 said: ^ will no longer refer to moderator Buffalo Bill as "the BIIIIG bad wolf, if ya know what I mean " turn down less, swipe right less, turn up more, drink whats left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transient Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 ^^^If the Bills make the playoffs, will throw a blowout bash “Corn Rows in the Corn Rows” to celebrate his bold new look for 2018. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay_Fixit Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 ^^^ Will switch to organic bath salts as they provide a much more relaxing bath atmosphere. And will accept purple as his full time colour of choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweats Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 ^^^^^^^^^^^^ Will stop painting penis murals on walls in NYC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 ^^^ Has resolved to give up abusing meth, crack, and smack....in the same day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CowgirlsFan Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Resolves to take ibuprofen more to eliminate his pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 ^^Resolves to take a minute to clean the snow off the car instead of letting the snow blow off and blinding the driver behind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted December 30, 2017 Author Share Posted December 30, 2017 ^^^ Will read more “self help” books, starting with “Liberace: My life in sequins”. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 ^^^ will follow through on his her plans. Just like his her hero Kaitlyn. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 ^^^will learn the proper use of gender neutral pronouns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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