jimmy10 Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 http://dailysnark.com/bills-fan-catches-fire-jumping-table-covered-flames/ Bills Fan Catches Himself On Fire After Jumping On Table Covered In Flames Its not cute and its not funny. End it before someone gets seriously hurt. No way, man. My wife's livelihood as a health care provider depends on stupid people making bad decisions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobonators Posted October 22, 2017 Author Share Posted October 22, 2017 Then they shouldn't jump on a fire haha..i agree. I just want fellow fans and friends to maybe intervene with stuff like this. If you're in a group that thinks its a good idea to have someone jump into a fire pit, maybe someone should intervene. It's all i'm really saying here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 haha..i agree. I just want fellow fans and friends to maybe intervene with stuff like this. If you're in a group that thinks its a good idea to have someone jump into a fire pit, maybe someone should intervene. It's all i'm really saying here. More of the pussification of the country. Whatever happened to fighting fire with fire?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haslett_Stomp Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Darwin was onto something.... Who needs tailgate briquettes when you have drunk bills fire guy.. Now THAT is some funny s#*t ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 You want people that stupid to live long enough to breed? Think of the overall welfare of humanity, man. For once I agree, time to thin the herd a little...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 I dine on your elitist tears. I dare any psychiatric professional here to tell us that this aberrant behavior, especially as an outlet of fantasy, is 1. a real danger and 2. is inferior to the alternative outlets. People: You want to blame somebody for this? Blame Deadspin. They are the #1 identifier of Bills fans as the "other". What they don't realize is, just like with fans of all stripe, from Greatful Dead to Metallica: being labeled as an "other" is what ALL fans want the most. Hell, learn your Metallica "You label me, I label you, so I dub the unforgiven." There's a reason Metallica's message has reached a hell of a lot more people than the OP's. Introspect on that for 5 minutes...and much of the world as it is today will at least become clearer to you, if not correct. I think a better Metallica reference in this situation would be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Landing Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Holy crap! That wasn't funny at all! Did y'all see how much beer they wasted putting him out??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCinBuffalo Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 The monk starting himself on fire was a major element of the Vietnam War. If you don't learn from history... See, the trouble is: you won't light yourself on fire. Oh sure, you'll point to the act as a "historical" turning point(Not even close. It was a mass media turning point, but definitively not a historical one.), but you'd never consider it personally. Why? Well, of course, you clearly have too much to say to the rest of us still. Right? We all remain in need your enlightenment, don't we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Holy crap! That wasn't funny at all! Did y'all see how much beer they wasted putting him out??? Good thing this wasn't one of those "upper class" tailgates, just imagine how much worse the fire would have been when they sat there pouring their wine on him to put it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OCinBuffalo Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 I think a better Metallica reference in this situation would be Ok far and away the best response in this thread. /micdrop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobonators Posted October 23, 2017 Author Share Posted October 23, 2017 http://dailysnark.com/bills-fans-absolutely-demolishes-girlfriend-slamming-table/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elite Poster Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Don't forget about Niagara Falls And our pro golfing grandfather! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 And our pro golfing grandfather! Most people don't know this but Zay Jones' great grandfather is Bobby Jones, one of the best golfers who ever lived. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy10 Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Does anyone know where this stuff actually goes down? I've been tailgating all over the place for years and have never personally witnessed this kind of a$$holery. I feel like it's one niche lot somewhere populated by a bunch of 20-something attention whores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Boy Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 (edited) You want people that stupid to live long enough to breed? Think of the overall welfare of humanity, man. 😂😂😂 Edited October 23, 2017 by Buffalo Boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fadingpain Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Didn't realize there was video of this! It's fantastic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Anybody got a fork, to stick in him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Anybody got a fork, to stick in him? Maybe he has one of those red pop up buttons? That's how you know when he's done. I'm not sure what kind of basting is needed....but it looks like he had a good beer bath at the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BADOLBILZ Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 http://dailysnark.com/bills-fan-catches-fire-jumping-table-covered-flames/ Bills Fan Catches Himself On Fire After Jumping On Table Covered In Flames Its not cute and its not funny. End it before someone gets seriously hurt. Attention young people...........stop having fun at Bills game so old fux who have forgotten how to have it don't get upset! Anyone got video of Hammer getting K'DTFO by a dissatisfied customer after the game? I was watching it unfold as we drove out of our lot but we had to get back cuz the ladies in the group didn't want to miss The Walking Dead. I got a text that he got laid out and the MF did a "Chris Tucker on him".....whatever that is. He needs to get some better security. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leroi Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 (edited) This thread reminds me of a book I read a while ago. How to successfully handle agressive and controlling people And another classic. Crotchety old men like to complain Imo Edited October 23, 2017 by Leroi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobonators Posted October 23, 2017 Author Share Posted October 23, 2017 Attention young people...........stop having fun at Bills game so old fux who have forgotten how to have it don't get upset! Anyone got video of Hammer getting K'DTFO by a dissatisfied customer after the game? I was watching it unfold as we drove out of our lot but we had to get back cuz the ladies in the group didn't want to miss The Walking Dead. I got a text that he got laid out and the MF did a "Chris Tucker on him".....whatever that is. He needs to get some better security. HAHAH.. I guess I am getting old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 HAHAH.. I guess I am getting old. Do you yell at people who stand up in front of you? It's OK, anything to raise the decibel level, and if you forgot your hearing aides, you're probably making more noise than you think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanC883 Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 That was pretty funny. The table was barley on fire, perhaps he wanted to destroy his Watkins Jersey, and he remembered how to "stop, drop and roll" from elementary school. Plus, another bystander donated beer to put out the remaining flames. All in all, it was actually a demonstration of the benefits of stop, drop, and roll in action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobonators Posted October 23, 2017 Author Share Posted October 23, 2017 Do you yell at people who stand up in front of you? It's OK, anything to raise the decibel level, and if you forgot your hearing aides, you're probably making more noise than you think! HAHAHA No, my knees are still OK; I can stand. Tombstoning my wife through a plastic table is where I draw the line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Jokes aside, the escalating reputation of our lots being absolute mayhem is likely to culminate with a lot of y'all losing your ability to tailgate responsibly. It's feeling like it's tilting closer and closer to hitting that point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leroi Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Jokes aside, the escalating reputation of our lots being absolute mayhem is likely to culminate with a lot of y'all losing your ability to tailgate responsibly. It's feeling like it's tilting closer and closer to hitting that point Tailgate and responsible should never be used in the same sentence... Imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobonators Posted October 23, 2017 Author Share Posted October 23, 2017 Jokes aside, the escalating reputation of our lots being absolute mayhem is likely to culminate with a lot of y'all losing your ability to tailgate responsibly. It's feeling like it's tilting closer and closer to hitting that point This is part of my gripe; obviously I don't want anyone getting seriously injured, but I also don't want some jackass ruining it for everyone else who abstains from death defying wrestling moves on Sundays and just wants to do the old man traditional tailgate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Jokes aside, the escalating reputation of our lots being absolute mayhem is likely to culminate with a lot of y'all losing your ability to tailgate responsibly. It's feeling like it's tilting closer and closer to hitting that point Seriously, I have said this for years, tailgating as we know it now will become a thing of the past, with stuff like this happening, it will probably take one idiot dying doing something like this and they won't allow the current tailgates to go on. Soon you will see what alot of teams are doing and it will be going to some team run or company sponsored "tailgate zones" where you will have to go in and buy their food and alcohol, drink responisibly in that area, then go into the game. They aren't going to allow just anyoe to set up in the parking lots and drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFunPolice Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Why would a guy slam his girlfriend through a table? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Jokes aside, the escalating reputation of our lots being absolute mayhem is likely to culminate with a lot of y'all losing your ability to tailgate responsibly. It's feeling like it's tilting closer and closer to hitting that point Again, in all seriousness, it could be one factor in losing what some of us cherish so much. If it becomes too much of a stain on the "Bills experience", it's one more reason to justify cleaning it up with a new home. I have a buddy who's got tix for the Bills and Sabres. The wife won't go to Bills games. I'm sure she's not alone. My wife wouldn't be a regular, I promise you that. I wonder what % of people at a Bills game are male? I wonder what the % is league wide? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobonators Posted October 23, 2017 Author Share Posted October 23, 2017 Why would a guy slam his girlfriend through a table? It was just a love tap man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Why would a guy slam his girlfriend through a table? I guess it depends on the guy and the gf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobonators Posted October 23, 2017 Author Share Posted October 23, 2017 Seriously, I have said this for years, tailgating as we know it now will become a thing of the past, with stuff like this happening, it will probably take one idiot dying doing something like this and they won't allow the current tailgates to go on. Soon you will see what alot of teams are doing and it will be going to some team run or company sponsored "tailgate zones" where you will have to go in and buy their food and alcohol, drink responisibly in that area, then go into the game. They aren't going to allow just anyoe to set up in the parking lots and drink. I agree. That's why I'm advocating for fellow fans to clean this up. Tailgating is tailgating and stupid things shall be done; but jumping into fire pits and pile driving your girlfriend through a table is a little much. They're going to keep trying to one-up each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BADOLBILZ Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Jokes aside, the escalating reputation of our lots being absolute mayhem is likely to culminate with a lot of y'all losing your ability to tailgate responsibly. It's feeling like it's tilting closer and closer to hitting that point Honestly.......no. It is so much tamer at the lots......going into the stadium and out.........and in the stadium....... than even just a few seasons ago that it's pretty startling. People joining us that haven't been in years are taken aback by the friendlier environment. We've discussed the reasons why........no definitive answer........but yoga pants seem to get the most blame. Speaking of behavior though.........the security outside of the stadium was HEIGHTENED today........apparently per my HLS friend there is unusual concern for the next two weeks........ And this week is a RAAAAAAAAIDUHS week.........so it could be a bit more hostile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobonators Posted October 23, 2017 Author Share Posted October 23, 2017 Honestly.......no. It is so much tamer at the lots......going into the stadium and out.........and in the stadium....... than even just a few seasons ago that it's pretty startling. People joining us that haven't been in years are taken aback by the friendlier environment. We've discussed the reasons why........no definitive answer........but yoga pants seem to get the most blame. Speaking of behavior though.........the security outside of the stadium was HEIGHTENED today........apparently per my HLS friend there is unusual concern for the next two weeks........ And this week is a RAAAAAAAAIDUHS week.........so it could be a bit more hostile. Why the unusual concern? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoSaint Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Seriously, I have said this for years, tailgating as we know it now will become a thing of the past, with stuff like this happening, it will probably take one idiot dying doing something like this and they won't allow the current tailgates to go on. Soon you will see what alot of teams are doing and it will be going to some team run or company sponsored "tailgate zones" where you will have to go in and buy their food and alcohol, drink responisibly in that area, then go into the game. They aren't going to allow just anyoe to set up in the parking lots and drink. Im a big fan of having a wide latitude with certain spaces and like having tailgates being a spot that you can bend the letter of the law but that comes with a responsibility to self police the scene a bit because eventually the reputation becomes a huge liability for the team, the police force, etc.... and like you mention it becomes easy to justify a sanitized and profitable knock off of the experience that most of us love. Hopefully we don't have one of these guys break their necks for their own sake. Hopefully the most extreme ones get reigned in a little for all of our sakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackOrton Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Attention young people...........stop having fun at Bills game so old fux who have forgotten how to have it don't get upset! Anyone got video of Hammer getting K'DTFO by a dissatisfied customer after the game? I was watching it unfold as we drove out of our lot but we had to get back cuz the ladies in the group didn't want to miss The Walking Dead. I got a text that he got laid out and the MF did a "Chris Tucker on him".....whatever that is. He needs to get some better security. Wait what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stinky finger Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 While I do find that theory amusing, in reality I wouldn't want to see anyone seriously injured and that's the direction we're heading. ointment bring lots of ointment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BADOLBILZ Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Why the unusual concern? He couldn't elaborate and I didn't really want to know...........but when we walk up to the stadium with 7 minutes gone in the first half we usually walk right thru...........and the lines were 75 people deep and the stadium looked half empty. Asked one of the sheriffs in camouflage with his assault weapon why the increased presence and he said it was nothing new......but it WAS new and the HLS guy we were with confirmed it post game. Next week too..........so get in early if you don't want to miss kickoff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobonators Posted October 23, 2017 Author Share Posted October 23, 2017 He couldn't elaborate and I didn't really want to know...........but when we walk up to the stadium with 7 minutes gone in the first half we usually walk right thru...........and the lines were 75 people deep and the stadium looked half empty. Asked one of the sheriffs in camouflage with his assault weapon why the increased presence and he said it was nothing new......but it WAS new and the HLS guy we were with confirmed it post game. Next week too..........so get in early if you don't want to miss kickoff. Thanks man. I could see next week perhaps b/c of Raiders fans too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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