"Dinner's On Me, Smartass" Awesome Mix Vol. 8.2

[wppete]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets - Win

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers - Win

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos - Win

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons - Lose

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals - Win

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers - Win

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders - Win

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets - Win

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints - Win

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers - Win

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs - Lose

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* - Win

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts - Win

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish - Win

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* - Lose

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish - Lose

12 - 4

Edited May 26, 2017 by wppete

[Johnny Hammersticks]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets - WIN

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers - LOSS

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos - WIN

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons - LOSS

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals - WIN

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers - LOSS

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders - LOSS

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets - WIN

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints - WIN

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers - WIN

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs - WIN

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* - LOSS

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts - WIN

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish - WIN

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* - LOSS

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish - WIN

Edited May 26, 2017 by Johnny Hammersticks

[The Tomcat]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets Win

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers Win

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos Loss

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons Loss

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals Win

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers Loss

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders Win

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets Win

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints Loss

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers Win

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs Win

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* Loss

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts Win

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish Win

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* Loss

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish Win

Edited May 26, 2017 by The Tomcat

[Real McClappy]

@

LABillzFan

 

Has anyone ever won this in the past?

[KellyToughII]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets W

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers W

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos W

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons L

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals W

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers W

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders L

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets W

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints W

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers L

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs L

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* W

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts W

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish W

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* L

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish W

11-5

[Just Jack]

@

LABillzFan

 

Has anyone ever won this in the past?

No. He would raise it each year because of that. I think the closest was a few years ago, three people made it to about 3 or 4 weeks left in the season, but they all picked the same result for that week, and of course, the opposite happened.

 

EDIT: Found the thread, from 2012

 

http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/148375-official-dinners-on-me-smartass-update-thread/page-4

[ndirish1978]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets WIN

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers LOSS

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos WIN

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons LOSS

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals WIN

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers LOSS

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders LOSS

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets WIN

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints WIN

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers WIN

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ ChIefs LOSS

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* LOSS

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts WIN

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish WIN

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* LOSS

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish WIN

[CarpetCrawler]

 

W-Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets

W-Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers

L-Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos

L-Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons

W-Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals

L-Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers

L-Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders

W-Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets

W-Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints

W-Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers

L-Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs

W-Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots*

L-Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts

W-Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish

L-Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots*

L-Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish

 

[JohnC]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets W

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers L

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos L

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons L

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals L

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers W

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders L

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints L

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers L

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs L

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* L

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts W

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish W

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* L

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish L

4-12

The owner rotted out this team when he hired Rex. Now undoing the damage is going to be a painful and laborious task. It's going to take at a minimum three years before this team becomes a serious team. The apologists are going to be in an extended period of agitation and delusion. The free flowing of lame excuses will not mask the reality of the earnest but inadequate play on the field.

Edited May 26, 2017 by JohnC

[IDBillzFan]

@

LABillzFan

 

Has anyone ever won this in the past?

 

No. As Just Jack pointed out, one year it got pretty deep into the season, but back then it was a single prize for one winner, and the prize was a gift certificate to the restaurant of your choice. Chef Jim would explain how $500 wouldn't get him past the wine list, and conner would explain that $500 would feed him an entire year at Sizzler.

 

More often than not, the contest was over by Week 4.

 

The main reason I started this was because years ago I was stunned by how many people would throw the season in the crapper exclusively based on the release of the schedule -- five months before the team's roster was even in place.

 

I understand sad-sack down-in-the-dumps woe-is-me pessimism, but man, oh, man...some Bills fans absolutely thrive on it.

 

Which explains why Tim Graham is still employed.

[Captain Hindsight]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets WIN

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers WIN

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos WIN

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons LOSS

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals WIN

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers WIN

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders LOSS

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets WIN

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints WIN

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers WIN

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chiefs LOSS

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* LOSS

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts WIN

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish WIN

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* LOSS

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish LOSS

10-6

[DisplacedBillsFan]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets - Win

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers - Win

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos - Win

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons - Lose

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals - Win

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers - Win

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders - Win

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets - Win

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints - Win

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers - Lose

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs - Win

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* - Win

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts - Win

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish - Win

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* - Win

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish - Win

[IDBillzFan]

Pool closes midnight tonight (Macungie Standard Time).

 

Ensure you get your picks before you miss what some are calling the single-most impactful contest ever to grace American soil since Chuck Barris pitted The Unknown Comic against Gene, Gene the Dancing Machine.

 

[LeGOATski]

WIN Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets
WIN Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers
WIN Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos
LOSE Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons
LOSE Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals
WIN Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers
LOSE Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders
LOSE Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets
WIN Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints
WIN Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers
LOSE Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs
WIN Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots*
WIN Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts
WIN Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish
LOSE Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots*
WIN Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish

[Magox]

WIN Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets
LOSE Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers
WIN Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos
LOSE Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons
LOSE Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals
LOSE Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers
WIN Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders
LOSE Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets
WIN Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints
WIN Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers
LOSE Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs
LOSE Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots*
WIN Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts
WIN Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish
LOSE Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots*
LOSE Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish

[Taro T]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets - W

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers - L

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos - L

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons - L

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals - W

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers - W

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders - L

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets - W

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints - W

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers - W

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chiefs - W

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Cheatriots* - L

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts - W

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Dolphins - W

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Cheatriots* - L

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Dolphins - W

 

10-6

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets WIN

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers LOSS

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos LOSS

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons LOSS

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals LOSS

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers WIN

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders LOSS

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets WIN

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints WIN

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers LOSS

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs LOSS

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* LOSS

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts WIN

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish WIN

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* LOSS

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish WIN

7-9 and another failure but i win dinner!

[BADOLBILZ]

 

No. As Just Jack pointed out, one year it got pretty deep into the season, but back then it was a single prize for one winner, and the prize was a gift certificate to the restaurant of your choice. Chef Jim would explain how $500 wouldn't get him past the wine list, and conner would explain that $500 would feed him an entire year at Sizzler.

 

More often than not, the contest was over by Week 4.

 

The main reason I started this was because years ago I was stunned by how many people would throw the season in the crapper exclusively based on the release of the schedule -- five months before the team's roster was even in place.

 

I understand sad-sack down-in-the-dumps woe-is-me pessimism, but man, oh, man...some Bills fans absolutely thrive on it.

 

Which explains why Tim Graham is still employed.

 

Tim Graham's longevity is nothing compared to yours...........who can forget you trolling everyone on TSW that was concerned about Donahoe tearing the roster down with the sarcastic DOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!

 

Perhaps the all time WRONG take on TSW........C.Biscuits Jauron love was pretty bad but that wasn't 17 years.

 

After 17 years.........do you suppose you can stop blaming the fans for their pessimism in the face of incompetence? Nobody knows being WRONG better than you but I am not sure that qualifies you to be critical of them.

[Bills Fan of St Augustine]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets W

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers L

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos W

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons L

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals L

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers W

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders L

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets L

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints L

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers L

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs L

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* L

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts L

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish W

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* L

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish L

[TakeYouToTasker]

Sunday, Sept 10 - Bills vs. Jets W

Sunday, Sept 17 - Bills @ Panthers L

Sunday, Sept. 24 - Bills vs. Broncos W

Sunday, Oct 1 - Bills @ Falcons L

Sunday, Oct 8 - Bills @ Bengals L

Sunday, Oct 22 - Bills vs. Buccaneers W

Sunday, Oct 29 - Bills vs. Raiders W

Thursday, Nov 2 - Bills @ Jets L

Sunday, Nov 12 - Bills vs. Saints W

Sunday, Nov 19 - Bills @ Chargers L

Sunday, Nov 26 - Bills @ Chefs L

Sunday, Dec 3 - Bills vs. Patriots* L

Sunday, Dec 10 - Bills vs. Colts W

Sunday, Dec 17 - Bills vs Fish W

Sunday, Dec 24 - Bills @ Patriots* L

Sunday, Dec 31 - Bills @ Fish L