YoloinOhio Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 @tomecurran BREAKING: Brady misses start after slicing thumb with scissors prior to Thursday's preseason game http://www.csnne.com/new-england-patriots/brady-slices-right-thumb-scissors-prior-thursdays-preseason-game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peter Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 He is going to need four regular season games to rehab. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 He's starting to crack. Old man injuries. He'll lose the remote soon enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 If I see one more !@#$ing thread about a key Patriot* being injured --- but not really being injured at all -- I'm going to !@#$ing kill someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted August 19, 2016 Author Share Posted August 19, 2016 (edited) Pretty dumb to try to cut your iPhone up with scissors. Edited August 19, 2016 by YoloinOhio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 It was really the Boston mob threatening to take Brady's thumbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wiz Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Apparently he didn't know you can't take a little air out of the ball with scissors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WMDman Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Whaley should have known he'd do something this stupid before he gave him that contract Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 He's starting to crack. Old man injuries. He'll lose the remote soon enough. Let's hope he misplaces his car keys during week 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26CornerBlitz Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 If I see one more !@#$ing thread about a key Patriot* being injured --- but not really being injured at all -- I'm going to !@#$ing kill someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Linen Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Blood handshake? Boston will do anything to get Vesey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vincec Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Ridiculous. Luckily for him it doesn't really matter at all since he's suspended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted August 19, 2016 Author Share Posted August 19, 2016 (edited) He was trying to "clean his cleats" aka "lose weight" aka ... http://deadspin.com/tom-brady-reportedly-sliced-his-thumb-open-trying-to-cl-1785484537?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow Edited August 19, 2016 by YoloinOhio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Over 29 years of fanhood Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 (edited) Pretty dumb to try to cut your iPhone up with scissors.Outstanding!Going to be tough deflating footballs with scissors after they confiscated mcnally's needle. Edited August 19, 2016 by over 20 years of fanhood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SF Bills Fan Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Too bad he did cut off his finger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted August 19, 2016 Author Share Posted August 19, 2016 (edited) @mikegarafolo Don Yee, agent for Tom Brady, via text: "An accident occurred and Tom will be okay in time." "In time?" Time to retire IMO! Edited August 19, 2016 by YoloinOhio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWATeam Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Too bad he did cut off his finger I'm still holding out hope for some sort of infection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 I heard Goodell was considering disciplinary action for an equipment violation. Also heard that afterwards Brady had his assistant destroy the scissors, because that's what he always does when he gets new scissors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommonCents Posted August 19, 2016 Share Posted August 19, 2016 Brady is experienced with tampons he will have it clotted up in no time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoloinOhio Posted August 19, 2016 Author Share Posted August 19, 2016 @jasonlacanfora One Pats source said at this point no timetable for Brady return but did not believe the cut would require hospitalization Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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