/dev/null Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 http://www.thelocal.ch/20160623/geneva-to-get-cafe-fellatio-by-end-of-year I recommend avoiding the non dairy cream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Just keep looking down at your coffee. Dont make eye contact with anyone else sitting at the bar CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Won't coffee spills be a problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Won't coffee spills be a problem? Not if there is someone there to clean it up right away. Hopefully this doesnt make the health code inspection that much harder to pass CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deranged Rhino Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Just keep looking down at your coffee. Dont make eye contact with anyone else sitting at the bar CBF But I always thought eye contact was the key? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buftex Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Beats another Walgreens... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Well, that sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamrock Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Balls out idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Family on vacation in Geneva. Husband: "I'm going to go out and grab a cup of coffee, hon...want me to bring you back anything?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 "That's funny. Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 “In five or ten minutes, it’s all over,” Seriously? They should charge by the minute and name the intervals like sandwiches in delis: > 30 min The Real Man 20-30 Min The Wannabe 15- 20 min The Rookie 10-15 Min The Sammy Hamster 5-10 Min The Spiral Vaginitis 1-5 Minutes The See Your Doctor <1 min The Greggy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Seriously? They should charge by the minute and name the intervals like sandwiches in delis: > 30 min The Real Man 20-30 Min The Wannabe 15- 20 min The Rookie 10-15 Min The Sammy Hamster 5-10 Min The Spiral Vaginitis 1-5 Minutes The See Your Doctor <1 min The Greggy This is inspired comedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Wonder if Starbucks will pick up on this concept.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 "That's funny. Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home."LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalo Barbarian Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 John Calvin is spinning in his grave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Seriously? They should charge by the minute and name the intervals like sandwiches in delis: <1 min The Greggy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 (edited) "Now hiring motivated self starters. Benefits include knee pads and unlimited handy wipes." Edited June 24, 2016 by PromoTheRobot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian Bills Fan Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 "Now hiring motivated self starters. Benefits include knee pads and unlimited handy wipes." I remember when some friends and I went to the Sundowner in Niagara Falls. It was the night I met Takeo Spikes there too. Anyway, we all got lap dances and when I went back, the stripper told me it was $20 a dance OR $50 for umm...oral sex First time I had heard that lol CBF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 "That's funny. Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flomoe Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 "That's funny. Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home." WINNER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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