707BillsFan Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 This is a tough one. Last week I was on a plane coming home from WNY. This week I wasn't on a plane. That'd be hard to replicate each and every week. I did go in for overtime (on my day off). I caught the Bills first TD, then left for work. It's gotta be the fact I went to work for greedy purposes...overtime. Dang 7 deadly sins...greed got the Bills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metzelaars_lives Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 I didn't drink any alcohol. Not even a single beer. I haven't watched a game without a few beers in a long time. Don't worry, I drank a few for you. The first game I could remember pretty much everything. This game, the time between when it was 7-0 and like 37-13 was kind of a blur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 You can blame this one on me ladies and gents. Rex was nice to take the wrap, but it was what I didn't do that sealed Buffalo's fate on Sunday. Last week, my wife came out dressed in her 28 Spiller jersey. I promptly, as any real man would, got my roll of duct tape and sharpie and made a Darby nameplate. Well, this week I started drinking early. I forgot to re-tape the jersey. For this I am sorry. What did you do that caused the Bills to lose? I failed to lock Tom Brady in the team bus... I am so sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metzelaars_lives Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Actually I have a legitimate one. I am in a confidence pool and in week 1 I picked the Bills and then last week I picked New England. I was planning on picking the Bills this week anyway so hopefully I'll be 3-0 on the season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrDawkinstein Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 My bad, guys. I wore the same undershirt (unwashed), the same pair of socks (unwashed), the same long sleeve (unwashed), the same jersey (unwashed), the same pair of jeans (unwashed)... but I didnt know which pair of underwear I had on last week so I put on a fresh pair. The gotchies got me! Brilliant thread, btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bonechiller Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 On me guys, sorry! I did not have a bottle of Tequila available. We do a shot every time they score, but my wife did not feel good. (maybe too many the night b4) So I decided against going to get a bottle, well they started great but I did not do the shot after the first score, then it all went to he&&! So, I guess this weekend, you bet I will have a bottle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dorkington Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Having an ounce of optimism that this season would be different. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 (edited) I didn't drink any alcohol. Not even a single beer. I haven't watched a game without a few beers in a long time. OMG! You poor soul. I hope you've made amends and have been blind drunk ever since. Last week I gave up on believing that anything I do affects the Bills...what a dope! Absolute sacrilege! EVERYTHING any Bills fan does is ultimately responsible for the outcome of each and every game. That's what you learn in "Being a fan 101". Friggin rookie. Edited September 23, 2015 by Nanker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 I watched, of course. Bills & Sabres now a combined 3-417 all time when I watch the game. 0-57 if I'm there in person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 OMG! You poor soul. I hope you've made amends and have been blind drunk ever since. Absolute sacrilege! EVERYTHING any Bills fan does is ultimately responsible for the outcome of each and every game. That's what you learn in "Being a fan 101". Friggin rookie. : nana: I know, I know....but after the last 15 years, I reasoned I had nothing to do with them, now I realized it was a failed experiment! I have shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfanmiami(oh) Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 I was the DD this week and only had 2 beers all day at the game. And obviously no shots. We typically do shots of fireball that my wife smuggles into the game in her bra after the first TD. It's my fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 I made love to my wife 4 times between 9am and 12pm (as opposed to the 6 times on a normal Sunday). My bad. Look, what you do in your own personal time is your business. What I want to know is whether your daughter stopped at any point in time from brushing those My Little Ponies. That is going to tell us a lot of why things went south on Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codyny13 Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 I wore my Thurman jersey...idk y but they've never won when I wear that on game day...never again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bills!Win! Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Had tacos instead of pizza and wings. I knew it felt wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdand12 Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 (edited) I still can't figure it out! Sat in my chair, same Watkins Jersey. Wife daughter and son in their spots. Had my same drink. Hung the Bills flags. Had my yellow ref flag and red challenge flags in my pockets. You did your part. thank you Brother! i bought a Cassel jersey so it WAS YOU!!! I thought it was me! Wore my Bills shirt. White with the red Buffalo. I only wear white for the game. ever. But i panicked. i really did. i ran out to the garage and the station wagon and got my hat. put that on too. like crossing both sets of fingers. i threw it off at the second half realizing my error. I apologise. That will never ever happen again. I will be better prepared against Miami. Lets go on three ! OnetwothreeBILLS I watched, of course. Bills & Sabres now a combined 3-417 all time when I watch the game. 0-57 if I'm there in person. Re arrange your naps perhaps? i tried this too when i used to gamble. watch not watch watch not watch aaarrggh Edited September 23, 2015 by 3rdand12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumbalaya Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 actually believed they would play well. believing always screws it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Look, what you do in your own personal time is your business. What I want to know is whether your daughter stopped at any point in time from brushing those My Little Ponies. That is going to tell us a lot of why things went south on Sunday. My wife would roll her eyes and chuckle at this. But at least I talk a good game. My daughter brushed the Ponies but when the Pats went up by two TD's I hung one by a string from the ceiling. After some bellyaching from her...I took it down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 I tried everything to change their luck. Sat in like 6 different seats, changed TVs/rooms multiple times, changed clothes, took a walk and came back... and pregame I did everything the same as the week before. Wtf. 6??? As in the round Brady was drafted....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Romes Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 I believed and confidently called a franchise changing big win to everyone I know. Haven't called a win since '92. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slack_in_MA Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 Not a damn thing! - Wore my 25 year old long-sleeve t-shirt - Wore my cheesy Zubaz-inspired visor - Watched the game while sitting in the recliner with laptop, surfing Fantasy stats, TSW, and Facebook Starting to believe, again, that my actions actually don't affect how they play. Which is liberating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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