CountryCletus Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 Kiki Alonso Ummm.... I hope you are joking.... There is no way that Kiko can cover Gronk next week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSBill Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 If not, who? I'm sick to the point of throwing up my kidneys of Gronkowski always having his way with our team. It has to stop. How do you take Gronk out of the game? How about we play the Colts first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmotionallyUnstable Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 (edited) Kiki AlonsoSounds like his slutty sister Ummm.... I hope you are joking.... There is no way that Kiko can cover Gronk next week That would truly be legendary. Edited September 12, 2015 by AlwaysBilleve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 That might be too late. The incubation period for crabs probably more than 12 hours and my guess is he's already had crabs and might be immune. Hookers slip him an overdose of Ex-Lax? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills_fan_in_raleigh Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 Leg whip him I am sure we can dig up some Conrad Dobler tape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdand12 Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 Leg whip him I am sure we can dig up some Conrad Dobler tape those were the days my friend! or some tape from Rexies Dads Bears Damn the penalties. hit one of the refs too if they get mouthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted September 12, 2015 Share Posted September 12, 2015 Slip a super strength laxative in his cereal Hookers slip him an overdose of Ex-Lax? damn oh well beat me to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luap22 Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 I don't understand it. Gronk lines up and runs free. He weighs about 260lbs. He comes off the line of scrimmage without a touch. Of course, he'll be open. Jam him at the line with LB's who weigh 250lbs. He should be hit every down, no exceptions. Jam, Jam, Jam. It will slow his movement, and hopefully disrupt his pattern. Alternate LBs on him. Never to run free. Slowing him down will help the DB. Quit letting him run free. Jam, Jam, Jam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luap22 Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 Running free from the line does not contain him. Ridiculous, block him if you have too. 3 linebackers and 4 defensive backs. Hit him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 Can we cover him with those little red dots that come from sniper rifles? Does the league have a rule specifically about that? If not, we may have an out in federal court. But maybe not.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prickly Pete Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 (edited) Put Darby on him, that way you can be assured that Brady will throw it to him. Knowing this, you have some bigger boys kinda in the area, and they can pounce on him. Do this repeatedly. It may cost a touchdown, but if it beats him up, it's worth it, and they were probably gonna score anyway. Edited September 13, 2015 by HoF Watkins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Things Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 Manny Lawson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRT88 Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 If not, who? I'm sick to the point of throwing up my kidneys of Gronkowski always having his way with our team. It has to stop. How do you take Gronk out of the game? I know the answer first, you need a stripper, and lots of alcohol, plus someone in the room needs agun and willingness to shot him in the leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 I know the answer first, you need a stripper, and lots of alcohol, plus someone in the room needs agun and willingness to shot him in the leg. Ah, the old boilermaker defense, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleveland Rocks? Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 Throw a book at him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VanCity Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 Throw a book at himWinner! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formerly Allan in MD Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 Step ladder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beef Jerky Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 How to cover Gronk... Just don't be the Steelers and actually show up for the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah John Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 First of all, let's concentrate on Hilton today. Gronk will be watching games today with a couple of babes for company. Second, about Gronk, let's see if we can get Bibi Jones to mess with his mind. She's the porn star who dumped him. Who knows what buttons she could push to distract him. Maybe the Bills could pass out posters of her (with enough clothes on to be legal) to the first 1000 fans. Even better, do one of those things where people in a section of the stands all have a small picture and they merge together into a big logo or picture. Whenever the Pats are on offense, show the Bib Jones display, and maybe even play "their song" over the speakers. Are we all in to win, or not? I suppose photoshopping Bibi Jones and Giselle whatshername in some interesting positions would be going too far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddie's Dead Posted September 13, 2015 Share Posted September 13, 2015 Pull his pants down at the line of scrimmage I like it, it worked for these guys: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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