Gugny Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Knowing what I knew about him combined with what Chef Jim knew I then went to all the counties around Baltimore and searched for criteria fitting crimes and death notices for Juror #8. There were no matching criteria. We actually knew a lot about him; age - roughly, black dude, attorney, etc. There had been no suicides by black men in that area, nor murders of black men of his criteria. There had been no reports of men killing their wife; he was an attorney, it'd have made news. Still, we both tend to believe he offed himself. But, Jim is and idiot, so what do I know? I thought it was Cletus. I was exhausted from the drive and go-go-go that trip. I'll be more rested next year. Maybe I will find a hot blond this year; I haven't dated a blond in a while. It took a lot of sweet talking to charm me in to something so romantic. He had candles and flowers in there for me. He is a charmer, isn't he. I, too, saw the candles. But I resisted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Selmon Smith was just one of a few of that type, probably all the same person. Selmon Smith was derived from two of the supposed persons favorite players. He loved movies and would review them in threads he would create. The best was the Smurf movie. So...what you're saying is...we got Catfished? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 So...what you're saying is...we got Catfished? Maybe you did, but I didn't. But, what do I know, I am an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Maybe you did, but I didn't. But, what do I know, I am an idiot. Indeed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixxxer Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 "he's a human, leave mrags alone" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 He knocked up some woman who refused to do the honorable thing and have a licensed Dr. crush the fetus' tiny head with forceps and that got him in all kinds of trouble with his main squeeze and then I assume she took most of his stuff and his TBD login with it. I'm still sticking with the "he's in jail awaiting trial for murder," theory. Knowing what I knew about him combined with what Chef Jim knew I then went to all the counties around Baltimore and searched for criteria fitting crimes and death notices for Juror #8. There were no matching criteria. We actually knew a lot about him; age - roughly, black dude, attorney, etc. There had been no suicides by black men in that area, nor murders of black men of his criteria. There had been no reports of men killing their wife; he was an attorney, it'd have made news. Still, we both tend to believe he offed himself. But, Jim is and idiot, so what do I know? Ok, so which of you is more accurate in your theories? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Caveman Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 I voted idiot just for starting this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 I will always be at the TBD opener tailgate party. Many have said the same thing, and many have failed. Out of the 100 or so at the first official Two Bills Drive Annual Home Opener Tailgate (TBDAHOT) less than 10 have attended every one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted June 28, 2014 Author Share Posted June 28, 2014 Many have said the same thing, and many have failed. Out of the 100 or so at the first official Two Bills Drive Annual Home Opener Tailgate (TBDAHOT) less than 10 have attended every one. well , I was never at the first one so I can't claim to be at every single one. How about I claim to be at every single one going forward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maury Ballstein Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Where do we send money to undercover juror#8's plight ? Did the main girlfriend and knocked up side piece conspire to have him offed ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted June 28, 2014 Author Share Posted June 28, 2014 Fwiw, I tried PMing him after everything happened and he never replied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Where do we send money to undercover juror#8's plight ? Did the main girlfriend and knocked up side piece conspire to have him offed ? Fwiw, I tried PMing him after everything happened and he never replied. Weird. I know ajzepp is still around, but Juror#8's disappearance is indeed a mystery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Where do we send money to undercover juror#8's plight ? Did the main girlfriend and knocked up side piece conspire to have him offed ? He's been immoralized by Carrie Underwood: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Weird. I know ajzepp is still around, but Juror#8's disappearance is indeed a mystery. The sudden departure of Juror #8 and Kevin Kolb's "slippery mat" accident occurred at roughly the same time, correct?? I think he pulled a Tonya Harding and is currently in hiding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Juror #8 gone. In jail, dead, or in the nut house. Mrags stays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sig1Hunter Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 That time of the month? This is something a menstruating woman would do. Brings new meaning to his screen name, eh? If mrags is actually an overly dramatic menstruating chick, then I vote that she should stay. Heaven knows that this board needs more broads , and we would only have to deal with it for one week outta the month. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 He is a charmer, isn't he. I, too, saw the candles. But I resisted. I am not sure whether I should laugh or puke here... I'm doing both... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 Considering people on the internet are saying this about you, you are probably of high intelligence and right 100% of the time. I voted for you to stay, just so I can find out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 I voted no, just to be a dick. Looks like you're safe though! Haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vark Posted June 28, 2014 Share Posted June 28, 2014 His I'm staying speech has already been written Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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