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Mario Williams: Officially a Buffalo Bill


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Source tells me #MarioWilliams to #Bills "will be" done. Story coming asap at http://FOXSports.com

 

https://twitter.com/#!/alexmarvez/status/180319901729308672

 

I love how this thing has been inching along.

 

"will be done."

 

"almost there."

 

"now, just a bit more."

 

"so close."

 

"dotting the i's now."

 

"crossing the t's"

 

"shaking hands."

 

"smiling."

 

"press conference personnel setting up."

 

"microphones are on."

 

"podium moved."

 

"bottled waters brought in."

 

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The humor in this thread has really died off. So, here goes.

 

Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his zipper. Bartender asks "hey pirate, you know you have a steering wheel hanging from your zipper?" Pirate says "arrrrgh, and its drivin' me nuts."

 

I know this response will get losed in this thread but my wife and I were in a bar a few years ago. A guy tells us this joke and when he gets to the punch line he pulls up his sleeve and has a tattoo of a pirate with a wheel in his pants. :blink:

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Perhaps the holdup is Peter Pan circling a wagon in the OBD parking lot and Mario is watching from a window......confused.

 

lol. If Mario signs he'll be in for a surprise. Imagine Peter Pan sending him a gift wrapped Mario sized Peter Pan Hat with the Bills logo.

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