I think enough time has passed that they can bring back Chris Foerster. Miami isn't Salt Lake City, you don't need the full 2 year timeout for blow & hookers.
Great news for your friend, that must be a relief. Maybe ask him to ask his oncologist if it's safe to be exposed to that many people at once. Have fun if you go!
I see this as someone who's had lots of success and things go his way - not to discount the work he put into it - needing artificial fuel for his "underdog" false narrative.
Looking really brings into focus how special Kelly vs Marino was. Can anyone name a recent QB rivalry within the same division that can compare? The only one at the moments that springs to mind is Rivers/Mahomes, but that doesn't exactly fit the bill as they came into the league 13 years apart.
The Bengals winning the AFC North might be the boldest claim on their list. I dismissed the idea of the Lions firing Patricia mid-season, but them I looked at their schedule and thought it's not totally out of the realm of possibility.
If Jayson Blair or Alex Jones reported this story - about a good player wanting out of Washington because of FO incompetence - I'd believe it without hesitation.