Captain_Quint

Get this man some jheri curl! I'm sure his heart will learn all it needs to in Jacksonville, FLA

Damning, if true....never played a snap in the NFL, but isn't planning to. It's unsure what his plans are, but you'd think a Poly-Sci major would take any job he can get. This is the type of locker room distraction the Bills don't need heading into a banner year. Good riddance, as far as I'm concerned. He's earned next to nothing on his pension since he hasn't worked a day in his life, so it's unsure what his Social Security payout will be. A true shocker! https://billswire.usatoday.com/2022/06/09/buffalo-bills-release-will-ulmer/

Don't feed the raccoons.

In a 2015 oral history of the Music City Miracle, Johnson announced his intention to bring his family to a Bills game that season, but admitted to his unpopularity among Bills fans by adding, "The fans might boo me."

The lot lizards started kicking up some of their earnings to Jimmy.

Wasn't his last "workout" a disaster where he cancelled at the last minute? What's changed since then?

Sounds like Josh Allen envy to me. The best is the Tua news....."He can actually throw actually!" If that isn't the most unconvincing BS, I dont know what is.

That's my thought too. From what I remember about Jordan, he was easily pushed off the spot when playing 1T. Can't see us staying with him in Stars old role. I think Settle or Jones is a better fit in run situations.

That's nothing. I watched a Kids in the Hall episode and got a bill for 350 loonies!

My guess is that the employee will get fired and will turn around and sue the guy as well as United. Probably won't win anything since he had a chance to step back and walk away. He'll spend a couple of years fighting for a payday, only to come away empty-handed. Best of luck!

I'm trying to remember a pony ever being in a zoo.

.21? I prefer a .27 or higher BAL. Any lower and they're barely teetering on dependency.

Jesus. I'm waiting to see a "Josh Allen places 1st in hot dog eating contest" thread on here eventually. Is there anything that he doesn't excel at in life? The golf match next month will be another good one.

Sad....hope everyone here is ok.

Hate to burst your crap bubble but he said HOME opener.

Almost $40 mil a year?? 😳

Whether he's Italian or not doesn't really matter if he does have the short range burst.

Why is there a separate tranquilizer for a beaver? Is there one for each animal?

Why only funny nicknames for some teams, if this is real? Missed opportunity to call the Steelers 'Squealers'. Also, the correct name for the Jets is the Jests, not the Yets. That kind of error to me says this came from Russia and is a troll job. Don't schedule those vacation days quite yet, IMO.

Last I heard, nobody won.

Damning, if true. Where did you see RAS of 1?? Link?

Good point. But the tiebreaker is the most obscure letter, which in this case is 'w'. Thats exactly right. Consider this one the official thread, and the rest would be considered 'pretenders'.

There's already a thread for this: