The Bills took Paxton Lynch to dinner, which could mean many things. Here are the facts so far:
1. Whaley tipped his hand taking Lynch to dinner rather than just go out for drinks. Any way you look at it, Paxton knows that we're QB "thirsty" if you will; (-2 Bills)
2. Dinner reservations were for 8:30 and the meal lasted for 3 hours. Promising sign; (+1 Bills)
3. They let Lynch order whatever he wanted and he chose the chicken which was the cheapest item on the menu. This might mean he isn't entertaining the idea of playing for us, or maybe he just really likes chicken; (+/- 0 Bills)
4. Lynch was reportedly texting a lot until apps arrived. He might be talking to other teams. Either way, not very courteous; (-2 Bills);
5. It turns out he was texting his roommate who just broke up with girlfriend; (+2 Bills)
6. Lynch recalled a joke Whaley had made at the combine and referenced it at dinner with a big smile; (+3 Bills)
7. Lynch didn't even offer to split the check. He didn't even pretend he was reaching for his wallet when the bill came; (-1 Bills)
In summary, +1 Bills. I think we have a real shot at a second date with Paxton and Whaley should have just gone for the kiss rather than puss out with the goodnight hug. The Bills have elected to play it slow with Lynch. If he returns Whaley's text tomorrow afternoon, I think we might be fully pregnant by Sunday morning.