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Are you referring the briefly lived Scottish Football Association of the mid 70s?

Why did he get benched in favor of The Thumbs rotting corpse?

The turn of the century was the pinnacle of football. Nineteen aught six saw the introduction of the forward pass, the return of the Harvard v Yale series after a 12 year hiatus following the 'Bloodbath of Hampden Park' ( a match noted for ungentlemanly conduct, in which all participants behaved no better than the most boorish Princeton grad. Even the chimney sweeps were rumored to have blushed that day), and such colorful figures as Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson, William "Pudge" Humperdinger, Ted "Yeasty Bottom" Smuttercup, and the indomitable Leslie "Sprinkle breasts" McBeef. The 1900s was certainly the golden age of American football.

SpongeBob while high on bath salts.

@RealAdamSchefter 2m Jeffrie Lurie and Eagles GM Howie Roseman are reportedly in talks with the city about building a new stadium because Lincoln Financial Field "just reminds us of Chip too much."

I'm with gug. She's no Hillary.

Its being raised in hiding by DarthICE and dog14787, suckled by a jackal, and when it comes of age it will herald a new era of peace and prosperity not since seen on TBD since that time we almost made the playoffs before running into that whirring wood chipper that was the Yinzers third stringers. Or 1,000 years of darkness. Whatever it is, its going to be big.

When you frame the above in the proper context of a time period when the CIA was busy inventing AIDS to destabilize and depopulate minority communities and working on flu-shot mind control in addition to their day to day responsibilities of playing grab ass with the KGB, its just not feasible that they had time to also sling rock on the scale that Tgreg describes.

Losing Romo had way more to do with the decline in the run game than losing Murray. They were one dimensional.

Sign him!! Sign everyone!!!!

Jesus, dude. I'm familiar with Webb's work on the matter but to pass off this idea as well documented fact is a major stretch. Last I checked, Webb's sources weren't the reliable sort. Then to make the leap that cocaine was sold to gangs in the inner city with the intent that this coke would then be stepped on and cooked into crack for the express purposes of a drug epidemic to facilitate the arrest and incarceration of as many minorities as possible in order to have their voting rights rescinded as part of a Republican/GOP conspiracy orchestrated by the CIA for some reason is another f@#$ing level. Stick to UFOs.

We have to replace 3 backups and a 2015 no show.

I've enjoyed BoJack Horseman lately. The old Dr. Katz is one of my all time favorites.

@AdamSchefter 5m Peyton Manning spotted running passing drills outside of Broncos front office wearing 3 foot stilts.

This is a football board where men speak bluntly. If you're going to get all philosophical about which girls are hot and which look like "dykes", then you can expect to lose some of us in the lofty prose and details. Further confounding the issue with the nuances of the skeet-o-meter isn't helping either. Stop talking in riddles and just get to the point!!!

There's several years of incontrovertible evidence memorialized on this fine board.

Nailed it. Drive so hard Commish wanna fine him. That ish cray.

Whoa. Did the dirty birds really ask Apple if he was black?!?!? That's completely unacceptable, in my opinion.

If you're willing to overlook the blunt delivery and the fact that Caesar was not a Gaul but a Roman who famously fought the Gauls, then yeah, yours still sucked.

Unless you have Charlemagne in a bottle, I'm calling bull****.

Anything that draws attention away from his face is value add. Sick neckbeard though #roadsodas

You like that!!!!

Was this caught on video by any chance?

I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.

No, he has not.