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I loved the first 8 or 9 seasons of The Office as well. By most accounts, I have highly critical and picky taste when it comes to comedy. And everything else.

Well that's a totally different school. The names are very similar by design as Stamford sought to benefit from the popularity and reputation of Stanford not unlike when you accidentally wind up surfing pronhub.com. Just not the same. Its a clever scheme but a tad dishonest, in my opinion, especially with something as big as a college education.

Hotdam, outhouse livin' is the only livin'.

I thought this was going to be a "look at me" thread to announce that you updated your TBD name.

Drunk driving is really funny. Glad you guys all got a nice kick out of it. Real nice.

You mean the CBA that covers NFL players? Pretty sure that draft eligible college kids who tuck their napkin into the collar of their shirt and order their steak "over easy" aren't covered.

You can't check players for CTE before the draft.

The Bills took Paxton Lynch to dinner, which could mean many things. Here are the facts so far: 1. Whaley tipped his hand taking Lynch to dinner rather than just go out for drinks. Any way you look at it, Paxton knows that we're QB "thirsty" if you will; (-2 Bills) 2. Dinner reservations were for 8:30 and the meal lasted for 3 hours. Promising sign; (+1 Bills) 3. They let Lynch order whatever he wanted and he chose the chicken which was the cheapest item on the menu. This might mean he isn't entertaining the idea of playing for us, or maybe he just really likes chicken; (+/- 0 Bills) 4. Lynch was reportedly texting a lot until apps arrived. He might be talking to other teams. Either way, not very courteous; (-2 Bills); 5. It turns out he was texting his roommate who just broke up with girlfriend; (+2 Bills) 6. Lynch recalled a joke Whaley had made at the combine and referenced it at dinner with a big smile; (+3 Bills) 7. Lynch didn't even offer to split the check. He didn't even pretend he was reaching for his wallet when the bill came; (-1 Bills) In summary, +1 Bills. I think we have a real shot at a second date with Paxton and Whaley should have just gone for the kiss rather than puss out with the goodnight hug. The Bills have elected to play it slow with Lynch. If he returns Whaley's text tomorrow afternoon, I think we might be fully pregnant by Sunday morning.

No. I will bet nothing on the whims of Goodell because I'm of sound mind and not personally invested in this issue.

I know why there is talk. But last I checked, it remains just talk. Why do you think he won't do it again? How much would you be willing to bet that he doesn't toss 1 game at Shady just cuz? This isn't the first time Shady has brought scrutiny on himself. Outside of Bills fans, no one would blink if he were given 1 game.

Why not? After 5 years of highly inconsistent, haphazard, reactionary discipline, why do you think Goodell can't afford to f@#$ another one up?

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Context is important. Ben was accused back in 2010, BEFORE we knew that sexual assault and domestic violence were wrong and frowned upon by the NFL. Also, there was no video evidence of Ben's crime. Shady, on the other hand, was caught rosé handed in the most compelling video evidence since Zapruder unwittingly helped the CIA get away with murder. The two aren't even remotely comparable which is why I'll be surprised if McCoy ever plays again in the U.S. or an extradition treaty nation.

Good thing I unloaded my tickets for peanuts and watched an all time classic on TV. Can't say I regret it that much, but great game.

When was the last time you were there and where are you from?

They went nuts once it was obvious that a miracle wasn't happening. I was surprised to see that the UNC presence was by far the smallest of all the out of town fans. My area of town turned into a SU and Oklahoma class reunion. Nova fans all congregated at the bar next door. UNC fans were scarce.

It was hard to estimate what the percentages were with so many lingering Nova fans and a few masochistic Oklahoma fans still in attendance but I'd have to guess it was higher than 60-40 in favor of Cuse. The UNC fans still seemed tense until under the 2 min mark. The celebration didn't really start until a minute in change left. The better team won, but there were stretches where I really thought we were going to see an encore of the UVA game.

I think I speak for most of the board when I say that I have strong and irrational feelings about this signing.

Every hour that goes by without the Bills cutting Shady, the indelible stain on this franchise grows. I haven't been this disgusted with the franchise since they almost expressed interest in signing Mike Vick, allegedly

Confirmed! http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/185783-did-zach-brown-sign/

any updates on this?

Secure a dryer sheet over your nose with a common clothespin.

There were many other issues with NFL Europe: 1. Fans never embraced NFL Europe, either here or abroad. 2. Most of the eligible players don't know where Europe is, and instead reported to small cities across the U.S. with the same names. James Harrison famously took the bus to London Massachusetts to report for the Monarchs. He was not alone. 3. Culture shock. Much like Roscoe Parrish refusing to get off the plane because of snow on the ground, mayonnaise on fries and mimes alienated many players. 4. Difficulty in transitioning to European football rules proved too much for many players, especially not being able to use your hands. 5. The French.

You should buy a canary. You might have the black lung.

That should probably reduce his jail sentence to a maximum of 5 years and as few as 3. Two with good behavior.