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Jauronimo

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  1. Morganville? That takes me back. Its been Shelbyville since nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say dickety because the Kaiser had stolen our word twenty. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles.
  2. Honestly, none of this should surprise anyone. There were red flags on Duke dating back to his college days. From his scouting report: http://www.nfl.com/draft/2013/profiles/duke-williams?id=2539269
  3. Sure, its easy to say in hindsight that Kromer should have just sat back and called the cops. But in the heat of the moment, the metaphorical fog of conflict, when the beach chairs really start flying, in THAT situation, I can understand how a man might just kill a whole a family.
  4. His son just got charged and might be facing further charges of child abuse. I have to wonder to what extent Zach is a bad influence on dad. I think we all have to wonder to what degree these alleged "kids" had it coming, too?
  5. Its like the old proverb, you can give a man fish and feed him for a day. Punch him in the face and throw his pole in the water and then you should probably kill his whole family.
  6. Citing my posts in mass, without context, accusing me of backtracking somehow, and then failing to make any sort of coherent and relevant point regarding what you've quoted is an interesting way to argue. Which unit benefits more from the other isn't chicken and egg. Most reasonable people might realize that one of the 2 units is historically outstanding and in the conversation for best ever while the other unit is the offense. Since "most reasonable people" is not inclusive of you, its probably worth pointing out that Russel's leadership and work ethic means !@#$ all in the defensive huddle. Hanging that much weight on intangibles while suggesting that Bill has entered murky waters might have been the height of irony in this thread until you doubled down and declared that I or he or both have yet to prove "to anyone's satisfaction" that RW shouldn't be paid like Rodgers, blissfully unaware that the case you've laid out for why he should receive the richest contract in NFL history is thin at best and non-existent at worst, and I'm being kind in my word choice. The only thing you've demonstrated to anyone's satisfaction is that you're still incapable of forming and supporting a logical argument. This thread is all about quantifying and questioning RW's worth. The fact that 26 pages in and you can't even comprehend the topic speaks volumes. You're not what the guidance counselor would refer to as "Mizzou material".
  7. He could use a little lesson in credibility from our own Pat Moran. Anybody can threaten to kill a whole family. Up the stakes a bit. For example, "I'll kill your whole family or may my own daughter be hit by a car!" Thats integrity.
  8. Kromer informed the Oline that if he beats the charges he wants to be carried out of court room.
  9. Wow. Look at Russ laying down the law. Although by most accounts it seems that Kromer really messed up, and this isn't exactly the first time hes committed an error in judgment, I still cannot help but feel a little like he might kill someone's whole family before this thing is done.
  10. My favorite is over an obscenely hot charcoal grill. Second, cast iron which has spent time under the broiler. The method gaining popularity among food nerds now is to bypass the grates and toss the steak directly on to lump charcoal. Haven't tried it yet, but at some point I'd like to give it a go.
  11. While Serious Eats concludes that dry aging in the fridge is pretty bogus, they do advocate salting your steaks a day or even two in advance and letting them sit in the fridge. If I've got the time, thats the way I like to cook steak.
  12. https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Canadian_Criminal_Law/Offences/Impaired_Driving,_Over_80_and_Refusal
  13. Thats it? Somewhere Matt Barnaby is laughing and muttering something about "casuals" and "Sunday drunk drivers". Amateur hour.
  14. This is a sticky situation for sure, but if I were in Kromer's place, with everything that has been publicized so far, the gravity of the allegations, and the distraction to the team and the organization this fiasco has caused, I'd probably kill that kids whole family.
  15. Its absolutely ridiculous. Paid whore? Really??? If she offers her services pro bono then she isn't exactly a whore. Terribly redundant.
  16. All of that has got to be a joke. Dank memes and I only like anime girls are recurring inside jokes in the nether regions of the internet.
  17. The discussion is whether hes worth the richest contract in NFL history, a point which you never address. The adults were having a discussion and in typical style you post a treasure trove of your embarrassing past which never specifically addresses a point that Bill made. But I suppose your largely irrelevant gibberish is incontrovertible proof that Wilson should be paid some sum. You may as well have replied with the Brad Smiff is no dummy, defense. Great work.
  18. Seriously. There's a f@#$ing etiquette to tweeting a porn star. You don't just twiddle your thumbs and spam them sentence fragments. This isn't some overalled, country bumpkin we're talking about who is impressed that you're in Vegas or Miami. This is a sophisticated and worldly woman who chokes on rooster for a living and must be seduced in 140 characters or less. Step up your dick game, Duke.
  19. But not ribbing for her pleasure.#weakdickgame
  20. Who hasn't been called out on their dick game by a porn star? You need to get out more.
  21. Its equally impressive that he made it 12 words into a paragraph before giving up out of frustration. That has got to be a new personal record.
  22. Entrapment. He put those chairs and fishing poles out there on the beach and waited. He would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids.
  23. Morality is often irrelevant in court. The system protects the party on the ass end of the ass kicking.
  24. I bet we find out that kids were Jay Cutler and his Laguna Beach pals and they were all sitting bare ass on his new adirondack chairs.
  25. Hops seem to have an addictive quality. After a while you build up tolerance and look for more and more. Plus the over the top imperial IPAs also pack a solid punch in terms of ABV. That said, I'm kinda burnt out on the over the top IPAs. Most of them aren't balanced at all and the market is over saturated. Every time I walk into a bar, the barkeep is pushing some new IPA from a brewery I haven't hear of yet that they just got on tap and I regret trying many of them. Tried it for the first time yesterday. First sip I thought it was good. Not my style but I could see the appeal. A few sips later that caramel after taste takes over and its not even a good root beer, save something I want to drink 12 of.
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