Jauronimo

This is a sticky situation for sure, but if I were in Kromer's place, with everything that has been publicized so far, the gravity of the allegations, and the distraction to the team and the organization this fiasco has caused, I'd probably kill that kids whole family.

Its absolutely ridiculous. Paid whore? Really??? If she offers her services pro bono then she isn't exactly a whore. Terribly redundant.

All of that has got to be a joke. Dank memes and I only like anime girls are recurring inside jokes in the nether regions of the internet.

The discussion is whether hes worth the richest contract in NFL history, a point which you never address. The adults were having a discussion and in typical style you post a treasure trove of your embarrassing past which never specifically addresses a point that Bill made. But I suppose your largely irrelevant gibberish is incontrovertible proof that Wilson should be paid some sum. You may as well have replied with the Brad Smiff is no dummy, defense. Great work.

Seriously. There's a f@#$ing etiquette to tweeting a porn star. You don't just twiddle your thumbs and spam them sentence fragments. This isn't some overalled, country bumpkin we're talking about who is impressed that you're in Vegas or Miami. This is a sophisticated and worldly woman who chokes on rooster for a living and must be seduced in 140 characters or less. Step up your dick game, Duke.

But not ribbing for her pleasure.#weakdickgame

Who hasn't been called out on their dick game by a porn star? You need to get out more.

Its equally impressive that he made it 12 words into a paragraph before giving up out of frustration. That has got to be a new personal record.

Entrapment. He put those chairs and fishing poles out there on the beach and waited. He would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids.

Morality is often irrelevant in court. The system protects the party on the ass end of the ass kicking.

I bet we find out that kids were Jay Cutler and his Laguna Beach pals and they were all sitting bare ass on his new adirondack chairs.

Hops seem to have an addictive quality. After a while you build up tolerance and look for more and more. Plus the over the top imperial IPAs also pack a solid punch in terms of ABV. That said, I'm kinda burnt out on the over the top IPAs. Most of them aren't balanced at all and the market is over saturated. Every time I walk into a bar, the barkeep is pushing some new IPA from a brewery I haven't hear of yet that they just got on tap and I regret trying many of them. Tried it for the first time yesterday. First sip I thought it was good. Not my style but I could see the appeal. A few sips later that caramel after taste takes over and its not even a good root beer, save something I want to drink 12 of.

And he didn't kill the kids whole family after they went to the cops. That has got to count for something.

God normally just texts him old Morrisey lyrics. To his credit, that was one hell of a straw man. Not sure why it took a Proustian effort to knock down the argument that no one has advanced, but I admire #34's spirit despite obvious physical limitations.

I enjoyed season 3.

Yeah, we've discussed this. Weird knees. Can't get past it.

Its very rare for the prosecutor to side with the plaintiff. Pretty damning stuff, if you ask me.

Do we even know that much? How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real????

He's offended by causality. DeAndre decked her because she called him an N and hit him in the face. That is the story as we know it. Whether he was justified in decking her is a different matter which many people participating in this thread cannot seem to separate from DeAndre's motive.

Eskimos.

They should have changed the name of the show 15 years ago. The current bastardization bears no resemblance to the show I grew up watching. And to think its only getting worse.

So you don't understand the written word. There's a big leap from describing her role in the altercation and stating that she deserved to get cold cocked.

Nice non-sequiturs up top. Dismissing a salient point as "nope, the whole sassy language thing" is some fine work. Once again, I do not care about every other exchange you've had on this topic prior to my involvement because I am responding solely to you and your very biased framing of events. What some other dude said has absolutely no bearing on our discussion. Writing off what actually happened as "A informs B that she was here first" at best demonstrates no understanding of events and at worst is a poor attempt to portray the girl as a damsel that got assaulted only because she was standing at the bar. Double down with that gibberish about sassy language and invoke what some other guy had to say about it again if you wish, because that seems to be all you've got going. She was overly aggressive. Any attempts to portray her as such are accurate. Dropping an N-bomb and cocking your fist back is a pretty f@#$ing aggressive way to respond to getting bumped into or jostled at a bar.

You need to sit him down and give him the talk. "Son, facebook says you're getting high and chillin at the river. Well you're gonna have plenty of time to get high and chill at the river when you're... LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!" He's not already living in a van down by the river, right?

I responded to you and your example. I don't care what he said outside of what you immediately responded to. In your example you framed "get off me you f@#$ing n@#$$" and cocking her first back, as "A informs B they were there first." I think your position is pretty clear based on that interpretation. When I objected, you accused me of absolving Johnson of his actions which is totally incorrect. Suggesting that she was the instigator does not absolve Johnson. Any attempt to read that in to my post is wrong. Everyone is responsible for their own actions. Johnson is still in the wrong as he grabs her arm and helps to escalate the situation after she "informs [him] that she was there first". Johnson is in the wrong when he takes a step back to line that girl up which had everything to do with anger, in my opinion, and nothing to do with any particular fear for his safety.