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Why? Because he caught one pass last year that went for 40 yards simply because he wasn't covered? You prefer a guy with 11 career receptions over three seasons and think he can be lethal based on what, exactly? Meanwhile Clay has actually seen the field and had some success yet you have NO faith he can get it done. The juxtaposition of those two statements boggles the mind. You thought Brad Smith should be given a shot at QB. You were also infatuated with Dickerson and Kaufmann and freaked out when they were cut. You predicted they'd be stars elsewhere. This isn't an isolated event. You're the guy who takes Austin Collie in the first round of his fantasy draft because hes a "sleeper". You'd pick 100 dark horses if given the opportunity and despite the heavy losses it would be worth it to you to call one right. I'll be kind and say you're a contrarian, but you need to come to terms with the fact that no one else on the planet shares your views on this topic (among others) and the implications thereof.

He loves marginal talent, despises big names, and if he had his way the Bills roster would be loaded with the Kaufmanns and Dorin Dickersons of the league. Hes that that guy who thinks the Beatles greatest hits are all trash and would love to tell you about that rare bootleg of Yoko defecating on a set of bongos while yodeling and how its really their greatest work.

Classic negotiation tactic. Start high to finish exactly where you intended all along. Example: Jauronimo: We are running a special where you can buy 10 widgets for just one easy payment of $9,999.99. Would you like to buy 100 widgets? Customer: No I would not, and f@#$ you in your f@#$ing @#$@ with a @#$% you dirty beerballing mother#@$%, you were born in your mothers @#$@#%, @#%@% you! Jauronimo: I understand money is tight and hear your concerns. Would you instead consider buying 1 widget for $900? Customer: Yes, that does sound like an amazing deal and I would be stupid not to take it. I am one smooth talking son of a b@#$! In this example the customer thinks they've won, but that was the outcome I was hoping for from the outset. Lets apply the same concept to Caveman's situation. Caveman: Honey, I'd love to name our first legitimate child Osama Bin Hitler. Its got spunk! Wife: I've never been happy. Caveman: It really rolls off the tongue! Wife: I am living a lie. Caveman: Plus its tough and unique. Wife: I think we need time apart. Caveman: Ok, how about Kyle Williams? Wife: Take me, Caveman. Take me now! In this scenario, not only did Caveman get the name he wanted but he also saved his sham of a marriage. Its really that easy! PM me if you'd like to earn $1,200 a week just by sitting on your couch.

Yes. Skills contest is best part of every professional all star game in my opinion. You can't play football at half speed and the risk is too great for these guys to play balls out. Play flag football on the beach or something in place of the game. I'd rather watch them play softball, basketball or even water polo instead than the farce which is the Pro Bowl.

That is a good question. I'll take the over. Cassel hasn't played a full season since 2010. He played 3 games last year, 9 games in each of the three preceding seasons but didn't start all 9. Cassel failed to defend his job from Ponder and a handful of other mediocre QBs. EJ has a legit shot to start 4.

Well boyst was stepped on by a jihadi cow strapped up with a ton of plastic explosive so I'm going to take the farmer's opinion.

I think we'll just agree to disagree on that point.

In that scenario, I imagine we cut EJ as soon as possible.

I haven't seen much of him either but I would say he compares more closely to David Garrard slightly past his prime but more affable.

Thats an excellent question.

What if Tyrod doesn't win us a Super Bowl this year? Do we still cut EJ before camp?

The articles surrounding the sale and possible relocation of the team provided many examples of non-news. There was one such example where a tiny newspaper in midwest runs an article about the Bills moving to LA which paraphrased a year old puff piece printed by ESPN. This article in the Wichita Daily or some BS then gets picked up on twitter and with the original source obscured by the electronic version of the kids' game telephone, you have Schefter retweeting as rumors that Bills are moving to LA. Eventually it comes full circle when ESPN prints another article reacting to Schefter's latest scoop who was retweeting baseless chatter from the midwest based on an article from a no name outlet in Pennsyltucky which repackaged an ESPN puff piece. This same loop of re-tread articles based on stale news or interviews played out repeatedly.

Dance, monkey!! That might be the most impassioned defense of utterly superficial politics I've seen to date. What do I have to prove? And yes, I am pretty entertained. The irony in watching someone blissfully unaware of their own posting history try to defend that abortion of a thread while insinuating that my posts fail to meet the truly lofty level of discourse expected in PPP, of all f@#$ing places, is highly amusing. Tell us how you have enlightened the board today and how many lives were touched by your inspired attempts at trash talk in spite of your glaring limitations? I can tell you what you've proven in this thread and many others, but judging by the rising level of butthurt in your tone, I'm guessing you won't like it. After all, I wouldn't want to piss on your victory lap as I know how much last-word 3rd likes "winning" at...wait...what did you win?

You misspelled "blessed".

So would I, because that is the point. Instead we see some focusing on QB and Oline play when assessing which 5 pass catchers comprise the best receiving unit.

It strikes me as rather silly to put so much weight on QB play when debating which team has the best receiving corps.

I like Fitz too, but we've seen him and his limitations and so has the rest of the division. If past performance is any indicator, Rex's D will have a lot of fun with Fitz

http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/176355-lets-see-how-many-liberals-can-dispute-any-of-this/ Your ability to forget and forge ahead as if you have the upper hand rivals that of birddog. Congrats!

I've already watched Fitz lose games for the Bills. I'll take Cassel. I'd rather watch someone new lose games for the Bills.

I'm not rallying support for the "bbb is a mouth breathing halfwit" club. I carry my own water. Its pure chance that I stumble across your ill conceived holier than thou bull **** posts and take the opportunity to have a laugh at your expense. Head games? That post is as plain as you are dense. Theres nothing to it. No deeper meaning. Purely superficial. Who got baited and trolled into 10 pages of defending themselves? Are you !@#$ing kidding me? Head games?

You've got some kind of single white female thing going on with me. Following me around the board now trying to rally Jauronimo opposition. This type of behavior puts you in the esteemed company of the dregs of this board. Kent, I'd like you to meet Lonnie, Mohamet, and Jugdish. You're both !@#$ing idiots if you couldn't understand the post above.

By getting roped into 10 pages defending yourself. "What did I do wrong? Its not political, some of my favorite comedians are liberal!!!"

In hindsight, I'd say you took the unintended bait.

Its an index used to measure the amount of aggressive stupidity on display in a thread or in the shoutbox. FleaMoulds 50 is neutral. A reading above 50 means the thread is trending toward aggressive stupidity while a reading below 50 suggests civil and even intelligent discussion. FleaMoulds99 is about as aggressively stupid as you can get, only exceeded by FleaMoulds100. The index fails to capture the extremes represented in the tails of a normal distribution but is effective between 5 and 95. For levels of stupidity beyond FleaMoulds95, I recommend the log normal scaling of the dog90210 scale.

I'm guessing you find Globetrotters games to be pretty suspenseful as well. Got any more viral e-mails from 1996 describing how liberals are dumber than 3rd graders that you'd like to share with us?