Jauronimo

You're so basic. Can you even? I bet you can't.

Immature. They don't hack it off like a butcher. They slice it all open like a turkey, turn it inside out and then shove that mutilated tube steak back up inside you or something to create a f@#$ hole. I believe next they take the sac to dress it all up to look like a proper gash, meat curtains and all. Then they give you back your balls as a car ornament you can hang from your rearview. Saw it on South Park.

A man whose index finger knows no limits. Picking your nose is for casuals. #49 tickles his frontal cortex.

Maybe you're just defective and the hundreds of meaningless such social interactions that normal people face every day aren't really something to be uneasy or uncomfortable about? Have you considered that?

Vow of silence.

The PAT is still a chip shot by NFL standards and the risk of a defensive score on the PAT remains low. I wonder if we really will see an appreciable increase in 2pt attempts. It will be interesting.

Careful, you'll go blind.

He single-handedly molded TRBJ into the man he is today.

I believe I stumbled across that by chance as well during a friendly disagreement with dog. Gugny !!

I don't know who you are or what you're talking about.

Marrone, Hackett, and Tuel; getting the band back together! Saint Doug is on a mission from God doG. Dog14787 to be specific. Thats the only reason anyone would sign Tuel.

You're just upset that 2% of the regulars in PPP absorb 99% of the insults.

Why? Because he caught one pass last year that went for 40 yards simply because he wasn't covered? You prefer a guy with 11 career receptions over three seasons and think he can be lethal based on what, exactly? Meanwhile Clay has actually seen the field and had some success yet you have NO faith he can get it done. The juxtaposition of those two statements boggles the mind. You thought Brad Smith should be given a shot at QB. You were also infatuated with Dickerson and Kaufmann and freaked out when they were cut. You predicted they'd be stars elsewhere. This isn't an isolated event. You're the guy who takes Austin Collie in the first round of his fantasy draft because hes a "sleeper". You'd pick 100 dark horses if given the opportunity and despite the heavy losses it would be worth it to you to call one right. I'll be kind and say you're a contrarian, but you need to come to terms with the fact that no one else on the planet shares your views on this topic (among others) and the implications thereof.

He loves marginal talent, despises big names, and if he had his way the Bills roster would be loaded with the Kaufmanns and Dorin Dickersons of the league. Hes that that guy who thinks the Beatles greatest hits are all trash and would love to tell you about that rare bootleg of Yoko defecating on a set of bongos while yodeling and how its really their greatest work.

Classic negotiation tactic. Start high to finish exactly where you intended all along. Example: Jauronimo: We are running a special where you can buy 10 widgets for just one easy payment of $9,999.99. Would you like to buy 100 widgets? Customer: No I would not, and f@#$ you in your f@#$ing @#$@ with a @#$% you dirty beerballing mother#@$%, you were born in your mothers @#$@#%, @#%@% you! Jauronimo: I understand money is tight and hear your concerns. Would you instead consider buying 1 widget for $900? Customer: Yes, that does sound like an amazing deal and I would be stupid not to take it. I am one smooth talking son of a b@#$! In this example the customer thinks they've won, but that was the outcome I was hoping for from the outset. Lets apply the same concept to Caveman's situation. Caveman: Honey, I'd love to name our first legitimate child Osama Bin Hitler. Its got spunk! Wife: I've never been happy. Caveman: It really rolls off the tongue! Wife: I am living a lie. Caveman: Plus its tough and unique. Wife: I think we need time apart. Caveman: Ok, how about Kyle Williams? Wife: Take me, Caveman. Take me now! In this scenario, not only did Caveman get the name he wanted but he also saved his sham of a marriage. Its really that easy! PM me if you'd like to earn $1,200 a week just by sitting on your couch.

Yes. Skills contest is best part of every professional all star game in my opinion. You can't play football at half speed and the risk is too great for these guys to play balls out. Play flag football on the beach or something in place of the game. I'd rather watch them play softball, basketball or even water polo instead than the farce which is the Pro Bowl.

That is a good question. I'll take the over. Cassel hasn't played a full season since 2010. He played 3 games last year, 9 games in each of the three preceding seasons but didn't start all 9. Cassel failed to defend his job from Ponder and a handful of other mediocre QBs. EJ has a legit shot to start 4.

Well boyst was stepped on by a jihadi cow strapped up with a ton of plastic explosive so I'm going to take the farmer's opinion.

I think we'll just agree to disagree on that point.

In that scenario, I imagine we cut EJ as soon as possible.

I haven't seen much of him either but I would say he compares more closely to David Garrard slightly past his prime but more affable.

Thats an excellent question.

What if Tyrod doesn't win us a Super Bowl this year? Do we still cut EJ before camp?

The articles surrounding the sale and possible relocation of the team provided many examples of non-news. There was one such example where a tiny newspaper in midwest runs an article about the Bills moving to LA which paraphrased a year old puff piece printed by ESPN. This article in the Wichita Daily or some BS then gets picked up on twitter and with the original source obscured by the electronic version of the kids' game telephone, you have Schefter retweeting as rumors that Bills are moving to LA. Eventually it comes full circle when ESPN prints another article reacting to Schefter's latest scoop who was retweeting baseless chatter from the midwest based on an article from a no name outlet in Pennsyltucky which repackaged an ESPN puff piece. This same loop of re-tread articles based on stale news or interviews played out repeatedly.

Dance, monkey!! That might be the most impassioned defense of utterly superficial politics I've seen to date. What do I have to prove? And yes, I am pretty entertained. The irony in watching someone blissfully unaware of their own posting history try to defend that abortion of a thread while insinuating that my posts fail to meet the truly lofty level of discourse expected in PPP, of all f@#$ing places, is highly amusing. Tell us how you have enlightened the board today and how many lives were touched by your inspired attempts at trash talk in spite of your glaring limitations? I can tell you what you've proven in this thread and many others, but judging by the rising level of butthurt in your tone, I'm guessing you won't like it. After all, I wouldn't want to piss on your victory lap as I know how much last-word 3rd likes "winning" at...wait...what did you win?