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Jauronimo

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  1. Bandit knows his stuff and actually applies his skills frequently. Chef Jim was a fry cook I think. Beerball knows a trick or two and they all involve rubbing meat with ground coffee.
  2. Usually with 105% of the vote.
  3. Major League meets Greek tragedy. Scorned players band together and start winning games to spite management only to finish 3 places removed from dead last, cementing a miserable season and a mediocre draft pick which ensures another miserable season.
  4. What if based on film you have two players with very similar grades? Just because Oakland has demonstrated an uncanny ability to waste picks based on bench press and 40 yard times doesn't mean this information isn't useful. Game film in the hands of idiots is just as dangerous as workout/combine metrics in the hands of idiots.
  5. Heard that this morning too. That sold me on Eichel if we don't win the lottery and ratcheted up the anxiety about missing out on both.
  6. Speaking of NFC East, ask some Iggles fans what they think of Spygate and brace yourselves for their unique brand of apathy.
  7. Not if that voice is the almighty's. You have to remember that pre ~760 CE it was not at all uncommon for the almighty to converse with mankind. Those claiming to hear the voice of God post 760 CE have almost all been schizo heretics. Why he stopped is anybody's guess.
  8. Like when Roger Goodell got so jealous that he fined Belichek $500,000 and took away a first round draft pick from the team.
  9. I would love to see what got left on the shop room floor if this is the winner. "One Da'Ricktion" "Two Bills, One Bowl"
  10. Clearly, the answers to this question (and all others) lie within a literal interpretation of religious text.
  11. My startup religion 'I Can't Believe It's Not a Cult, Inc.' lets you eat whatever you want except Chili's and Applebee's. I'll need the deed to your house and your social security number. Welcome aboard, brother Jim!
  12. Gugny's tireless efforts as director of the TBD non-for profit Gugny's Kids continues to touch the lives of families across the nation. His work with slow adults and troubled youths has had many success stories, including but not limited to NDBUFFCUSE, selmon smith, dog14787, Beerball and jboyst. Bravo, gug! Keep up the good work.
  13. http://www.buzzfeed.com/mrloganrhoades/the-best-and-worst-of-shirtless-nfl-starting-quarterbacks#.cuZYVyz9mQ
  14. Because those stats are correct, and Justice hasn't commented on Tom's point about other strains of Herpes and an estimate of 90% prevalence. At no point did Justice "seem unaware" regarding "the harmless nature" of many strains of the virus. Yes, it is like talking to BF4E, but you don't know what side of the glass you're on. Stop taking stupid pills.
  15. How did this person seem unaware, exactly?
  16. I look at the Torah and Bible as Best Practices for Surviving Life in the Middle East 2000 BC - 1000 AD. Don't steal, kill or f@#$ your neighbors wife. Don't **** where you eat, take the occasional bath, and stay away from pork and shellfish or other food stuffs which people of the era didn't know how to prepare. With trichinosis basically eradicated from pork production and the advent of refrigeration, I think its time to deliver the Jews from the bondage of kashrut and into the land of BBQ pork ribs and shrimp.
  17. They all live on the bad side of town anyway.
  18. I'd like to know these so called whores, for whatever that's worth.
  19. Weak jam, coming from a Dinsdale Pollywog advocate. Get pooked, you blarmey chav piker!
  20. Buffoons is it?!?!? Right then. I defy you to find one bit askew with me posts bout crickey. Put the kettle on, Fergy love, and fetch my fisticuffs knickers.
  21. Where is D523453646 or Tim when you need him? He'd gladly explain that since homosexuality cannot be attributed to a single "gay gene" and because polygenetic expression is just too difficult to even contemplate, homosexuality must be caused by a defect in the cerebral cortex during childhood or good old fashioned free will.
  22. I always enjoy that gag. I don't mind being "tricked" into a trip to pixyland. Kinda like John Travolta at bathhouse.
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