Jauronimo

Liquidity is key. Keep your assets liquid and cold. Earn that ~5% yield.

Portfolio allocation is for pussies. You say diversification, I say dilution of awesomeness. Grow some balls and go all in!!! Jauronimo's Guide to Power Investing Fall in love with it. You looked at the chart, read an article or two, and even took a peek at that balance sheet. Time to commit. For every negative article you read, find 5 more which support your gut instinct. Find someone who knows just as little as you do but has done even less research and bounce your ideas off them. Build consensus. You’re the smartest people you know. What’re the chances that you’re both wrong? Buzzwords and multiples. Back up your specious investment thesis with as many positive indicating multiples and acronyms as you can. P/E, ROE, free cash yield, price to book, net asset value. Overcoming objections. Your friends and family are jealous of your great ideas. They will try to tell you things like cash burn, trending poorly, deteriorating fundamentals, over valued. bull ****!! Do you even invest, bro? One liners. After you put the naysayers in their place follow it up with a dismissive one liner and an arrogant laugh. Something from Wolf of Wall Street or a version of "thats what they're saying in 2008" or "have fun with your S&P tracking ETF, Buffet!"

F@#$ it, dude, let's get Boling.

Thats out of left field. You, me and about 7 other people saw that movie.

Any way the wind blows....

But, but, but hes old?!?! Washed up?

And to think he would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids.

Refresh my memory. It was something to the effect of despite what the fans think Hitner is still a safer pick than Ngata, right?

It does. Thats what a fan looks like. Its still real to him, damnit! He dropped everything he was doing, put his life on hold, threw on slippers and zubaz, put action to plywood and made a difference. What the f@#$ did you do today???

#BlackFreeAgentsMatter

Assuming that human beings are incapable of relating to those of another race is pretty interesting. You might want to explore that idea a bit more.

I'm sure there are plenty of people in Philly just as dumb or even dumber than Smith, but how does that make losing two black players and a white player while picking up 2 black players, a latino, and extending another latino racism?

Countdown to 15 apology threads on main board.

They did trade McCoy and let Maclin walk but they signed Frank Gore and Maxwell which I guess makes them both Uncle Toms???

That is shocking. I'm shocked!

FJ has lost a step but he still managed to outcompete CJ, Bryce, and Boobie to win reps. Whenever we needed short yardage or to convert on 3rd FJ was still our go to guy. I thought he showed enough last year to stick around for one more season at least as a 3rd down or change of pace back. I hope the rumors are wrong. Its been a pleasure watching FJ on Sundays.

Agreed.

Maybe they're signing Marshall to defend those passes from our CBs?

That got old soooooo fast. Only way thats even a little fun is if you lurch up and give them a little love tap with your bumper. Like they say, its the little things in life.

Parking diagonally across 3 spaces. Urinating on the seat in public toilets. Loudly discussing movie spoilers on the way out of the theater. Posting racist remarks in the comments section of CNN articles. Clubbing baby seals.

A few stiff drinks. Cash bonuses. Winning trivial contests of wit or skill. Hooking up. Seeing my faux analysis vindicated with the realization of capital gains (my reasoning must have been sound. It went up!) Knowing that my actions have made someone else slightly less happy. Watching the expressions of disgust as I purposely say something shockingly ignorant in a crowd of strangers.

Thats also just an information security nightmare. I would be in deep **** if I started using my gmail acct rather than the office mail server.

Did something happen? Why the sudden influx in users?

That doesn't bode well.

I call the moon.