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My issue with this version of events is that its all true and its boring. Why can't you jazz it up, make it sexy? Williams demanding a trade, a Whaley-Ryan rift, Incognito is bullying Williams, something. Your job is entertainment. Go all Daily Mail on this story.

Ha, looks like I've already accepted or conditioned myself for the inevitable appeal and subsequent reduction to 2 games. Good call.

Incognito announces his intention to have gender reassignment surgery in the offseason. McKelvin is nominated for a Pulitzer for his collection of short stories. Dareus wins Le Mans Harvin gets along with everyone. We learn that El Pegual can actually own the Bills AND the Sabres despite NFL and NHL by laws which expressly prohibit dual ownership. Manny Lawson is actually several midgets standing on each others shoulders concealed by a trench coat.

I know it sounds crazy but I think losing their best player for two games will not help them at all unless the goal is to lose those 2 games.

If we're going to have this asinine conversation, let us at least discuss it competently. This thread and JTSP's point reminds me of the classic joke "at least the trains ran on time". Except hes serious. Remarkable.

http://wlmager.tumblr.com/post/42350397080/christopher-lee-the-real-james-bond-i-was Interesting guy.

Absolutely. They've done a bang up job in Sudan. Are we really discussing the merit of murderous psychopaths based on local commerce? National socialism lifted a country out of severe economic depression crippled by hyperinflation into a global super power. Maybe Syria should try that?

Isn't it though? Like if Einstein throws his napkin in the sink and plate in the trash, or accidentally brushes his teeth with shaving cream, or sharts, its still brilliant by virtue of his unquestioned genius. Right?

You don't get it. Neurosis, social anxieties, and awkward social situations are universal and prime for comedy. Clippers' situation is just like an episode of Seinfeld, except dumber and not funny, so not at all like Seinfeld and more like an episode of Friends. If Friends were set in a group home/halfway house for slow adults. So exactly like Friends.

And you'll need a $1,000 watch to complement that $500 suit. Don't cheap out.

He had great chemistry with EJ. Remember that pitch and catch? Pre-season magic.

Especially not if Hopkins is there too. How will he carry a conversation with his mouth full?

Get 'em, Seabass!

Happy birthday?

Spoken like a true "smegma eating [minion]" of someone, who in all likelihood, hates the Bills, football, and America.

Probably because he has 30+ more years of career time, 50+ years of potential lifespan, and 3 or 4 kids to consider. I don't you go full retirement mode based on $6 million with those considerations.

Vouchers to sell chickens and the threat of imminent death for anyone who steps out of line is pretty sophisticated when you think about it. Extortion and coercion but they give you a receipt?!?!? Sign me the f@#$ up.

In project TBD there are no names but in banishment, his name was Tampa Robert. Witness him!!

The hills are alive with sound of idiots trying their damnedest to be caught by Nazis.

You don't want to be just another guy here at TBD. Dig deep, embrace your inner idiot, find the most ridiculous position you're capable of, make it your crusade and take your place among the Pantheon of TBD's legendary warrior poets. And when the mods strike you down you'll arrive at the gates of Valhalla shiny, red, white, and blue. His name was NDBUFFCUSEREALMADRID. Witness him!

By aggressive he means they smoke within 500 yards of his house and occasionally have the audacity to wave hello.

Those people will have jobs, and spend their wages, thus stimulating a shift in the demand curve, which then pushes aggregate supply, leading to more jobs, more wages, more demand, and more supply, which....

You may want to consider editing. If that term isn't already exposed as being totally racist, it probably will be soon. Us pale faces got to stay two steps ahead of the rutabagas or its going to get messy.

No. Broken homes lead to a state of "unemployability". Therefore, tear down broken homes. Attack the problem at its root.