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When you've got Messer-Schmidt in the backfield, you fear no return man. There's no better kicker in WNY which is why Colton .45 is a front runner for the Moorman award this year which is granted to the best Bills punter. Schmidt on a shingle, piece of Schmidt, kicking the Schmidt, he's a man of many names but tomorrow is going to be a total Schmidt show, I guarantee it.

Agreed. I'm a little surprised he agreed to do it all again. To his credit, he owns it and handles himself with grace. Feel for him watching those clips.

Wide right replayed 20 times in 2 minutes is just brutal. What could have been? A few feet to the left, a slight breeze, a few more yards before the kick, and it all could have played out differently. Maybe those next few super bowls end differently with a win against the Giants. Its like back in the day when you start rubbing one out to that Hansen music video and then realize they're all dudes and you wonder what would my life be like if I hadn't finished. Different, definitely. Probably better. Ya know, theoretically.

Statistically speaking, over the last 25 years the Bills have made it to the Super Bowl 57% of the time after qualifying for the playoffs. That's basically a coin toss. Call the OP a crazy jackass if you must, but the numbers support him.

Its 2015, not 1950s Missitucky. Jews can have funerals on whatever day the want. Assuming they have bereavement time for in-laws or sufficient PTO, in accordance with the heretofore named Company's policies.

I think it really depends on the Bears bereavement policy. My firm grants days off for bereavement only for immediate family members. Jay will have to take PTO if the Bears are similarly minded. Does anyone know if he has any PTO left?

I hope Sammy is taking notes from the vet McCoy today on professionalism and how to handle the media.

Pretty poetic for a mid week presser. Here are some excerpts: Boobie: “Because Shady needs us now this week, Shady needs us more than ever” Wood: “Four game streak is gonna start tonight.” McCoy: “I used to think he was getting it done, but now Philly is falling apart. Nothing more to say, totally Chipped from the start…” I'm guessing Mario is no longer in charge of the locker room music.

I don't know. How many?

I advocated for trading a 3rd round draft pick to Clemson for Chad Kelly and a backup guy right after Dabo kicked him off the team. When Kelly enters the draft that may prove to have been a steal in hindsight. I know we got burned extending Fitz too early, but waiting isn't always the best course of action.

Perhaps you could bless the Holcomb thread with your insight? We're talking surnames. Don't be obtuse.

With a matter like this, sometimes it helps to weigh the pros and the cons. Pros: Has two arms and two legs. Meets minimum requirement to play football. Has a cool uncle. Knows where the stadium is. Probably won’t get lost and miss practices, or worse, games. High motor, probably. I have it on good authority he uses SPF 45. Is a Kelly. 100% of Bills quarterbacks named Kelly have gone to the hall of fame. Cons: Did not complete JUCO degree. Will he finish what he starts? Might spray up the place with his AK. That could put the whole team in danger. “Swag out Dabo!” Not sure what that means but it doesn’t sound good. Terrible rapper. Just terrible. Played at Ole Miss. Likely couldn’t get into New Miss. Major red flag. What does New Miss know that we don't?

Robbed!!!

Ever the gracious host, Washington gives the game right back to the visiting Cowboys.

DeSean redeems himself. MORE FOOTBALLLLL!!!! I hope this game never ends. Instant NFC East classic.

For the second straight Monday I feel that we've been robbed of overtime and the possibility of more terrible football. EDIT: Until Dallas decides to offer Washington the chance to tie. Hope remains!

DeSean goes full Leodis but with style points, however the Browns are unimpressed calling this a garden variety meltdown.

Still no idea what constitutes a football move or catch but I'm less confused than the crew officiating the game who have changed the call three times before sending Dez's catch? for review. Cassel with an errant pass on 3rd and 10. Dallas has been in "4 down territory" since halfway through the second quarter.

Matt "don't call me Meh" Cassel goes deep to Dez. Football fans are pretty sure that wasn't a catch based on rule book that no one but Blandino understands. McFadden re-enters the game as the change of pace back as Dallas is looking poised to not totally f@#$ everything up. Shockingly, Fumb DMC kills another Dallas drive and totally f@#$s everything up.

I would imagine that any defense which stifled Brady and Gronk has an outside chance of slowing down Cassel and Witten. Dustin Hopkins has the inside track to be this week's Ground Gruden.

Dallas overcomes a seemingly insurmountable 3 point deficit to tie the game. Stay tuned folks, we've got a ball game here. If you give Cousins time on third down, he will find the open man 7 yards shy of the marker. Consistently.

Three weeks ago this was an actual topic. http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/182943-skins-to-sign-k-cousins-17mill-yr-how-much-is-tt-worth/page-1 Never forget. So should Whaley be fired for trading Cassel or for signing him in the first place? He should definitely be fired, but why???

Sources deep within the organization.

Developing Story: Redskins head coach Jay Gruden has previous relationship with ESPN commentator Jon Gruden. Details emerging. Conflict of interest?

Greg Hardy’s current love interest was just seen in the owner’s box wearing the red jersey typically worn by QBs in camp and practice to designate non-contact. Part of Jerry Jone's commitment to combat domestic violence, red jerseys will be made available to all spouses. Halftime adjustments: Washington to go with the hot hand at punter while Garret says Dallas will stick with punter by committee to avoid fatigue. Jay Gruden is currently putting the second half up for player vote to determine whether the Skins want to continue the game. Jason Witten is reportedly debating retirement depending on how Cassel’s next drive goes. Berman is now just making guttural noises. The fans deserve more out of their halftime show than just a pretty faced bimbo in a slick suit.