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Jauronimo

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  1. It warms the heart that British futbol fans have taken a break from throwing bananas on the pitch, making ape noises, and beating up 'pakis' for fun long enough to express their outrage with the Redskin moniker.
  2. I don't think that line is even in the top 10 for that movie: "I hate Illinois Nazis" "We're on a mission from God" "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses." "We're putting the band back together" "Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western." "You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother." "No, I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!" "Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children!" etc
  3. Who is Josina Anderson? Thought he was the 'flock of seagulls meets aunt jemima' looking guy from American Idol.
  4. Someone start a poll and see if anyone has heard of this guy. If we've heard of him AND we get him cheap then I say git'r done Buddy.
  5. Wtf has Leo done for anyone in the past 25 years??? A little ironic, don't you think?
  6. If we are going to use him like we did last year or he is going to perform like he did last year, I don't think he fits at any price.
  7. My cousin is raising his sons to be Bills fans. I called CPS, repeatedly. They said that while frowned upon it doesn't meet the full criteria of child abuse and now they are no longer accepting my calls.
  8. From what I understand, there is no sex. Marriage is doing things in exchange for less nagging and the promise to be relieved of half of your stuff at some point in the future.
  9. 1. How will our kids compete with Chinese and their Tiger moms? b. What if your kid's passion is dungeons and dragons, emo music, Oprah, political correctness, privy excavation, or the band Phish? 3. If not sports, how else will we live vicariously through our children? 4. All of the above.
  10. That is your solution for everything. But unless your taint emits some brand of foul truth serum, sac-ium pentothal?**** then I don't think this exercise will be particularly fruitful. ***tradename pending
  11. I guess I'm just failing to notice that buzz that goes around the room when a cop walks into the club. Everyone must be containing their excitement and waiting to hit them up for autographs and pose with them for selfies when I'm not looking. By your standard I guess we're all "somebody" when we go out.
  12. While it is interesting, I disagree that the bouncers are necessarily determining guilt. They're aware of when someone like Shady is in the house and where he is. If some nobody, like and off duty police officer, gets into it with a guy who will be signing an NFL sized tab at the end of night, I can guess which party will be given the benefit of the doubt.
  13. I hear you on that one. Its getting to the point where I'm not sure if, in good conscience, I can bring my kids to the game anymore which is a total shame. The foul language, drunken debauchery, and violence are just out of control. Last time I got home from the game my 13 year old couldn't walk, he was so damn drunk, and my 17 year old got into a brawl and tossed out of the game. He just got off probation for Christ's sake!!! Its just a bad environment for kids and I don't think I can continue to subject my little angels to such poor behavior.
  14. My first thought after reading the title was that they gave him a contract extension with a mandatory vasectomy but he did lose a step this year so I wasn't that surprised when I found out he was released.
  15. I bet he gets charged with Manslaughter but is acquitted after his defense proves that the champagne bottle does not fit in his hand.
  16. My capacity for belief knows no bounds. Do share.
  17. I'm so f@#$ing done with this team!
  18. This is shocking. I'm shocked.
  19. Someone check that guy for a penis too.
  20. Bulls#$%!! You would've invited her into your home and let her do needle drugs in your shower.
  21. She took him to the ground and dropped knees on his face. Apparently he didn't know he could protect his grill and stand on his own two feet either. He couldn't have hit her back with permission from Obama. Ray Rice would be rolling in his grave if he saw that video.
  22. Hes the best ST player we have. Very talented athlete. If not for his dropsies he might have had a chance at WR.
  23. I feel bad for that guy's father.
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