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That's what they get for half assing it. As Rex pointed out, half pregnant doesn't work. You need to get fully pregnant and get drunk like women did in the 20s before those eggheads made up scary myths like fetal alcohol syndrome and not college material.

I think this is an ideal situation. We have an unproven QB coming off a surprisingly good season. We have the convenient excuse of cap issues. We get to let him play another year on a favorable deal, one that he signed months ago, and see what we have. The risk is that he might have a great season and then might become spiteful and then might choose to play with another team? That doesn't sound like much of a risk compared to being shackled to another guy who isn't the answer for 5 more seasons.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfXPPjCMLOI

I watched season 1. Its entertaining but the story wanders. Really wasn't sure whether it was supposed to be a comedy or drama for a few episodes.

Excellent signing. The Cowboys are looking like a professional organization these days. I wonder whose job it is to distract Jerry during free agency?

I defended you. You say you ain't lurned nothing in school and that bully Chan insists that you did learn something. I stood up for you when no one else would. A little gratitude would be nice.

This reeks of a cover up. Damage control 101 and Yolo is clearly a mole placed here by Taylor's agent. This whole thing stinks.

Don't underestimate the typical TBDer. I find it very plausible that most of you have little to nothing to show for your years spent in academia.

What's that?

Cuz it worked out so well for Worshington?

Middle Tennessee will have a lot of fan support for the rest of the tournament. Hopefully that support ends sometime on Sunday but they will have the home court advantage.

Your balls are showing. BUMBLEBEETUNA!!

I would call my union rep, ASAP. Perhaps you can organize a strike or a walkout?

Can either of those guys bawitdabaw?

http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/4639/martellus-Bennett Sounds like a great fit for Belichek and the Patriots.

Jasper was worth it just for the board discussion. If this McGowan guy can bring half as much entertainment to the board as Jasper, or Repsaj as he was sometimes called, then hes worthy of a 7th round pick, in my opinion.

In another brilliant move by Kraft and Belichek, the Patriots shuffle pawns and retain the greatest QB to ever play the game. Another triumph. Pretty sure if we check out the Chicago boards we're going to see a send off for Bennett not to different from the last Mario thread. He's a great talent, but will he show up for them? Will he be happy and feel respected in a complementary role to Gronk? How will he react when the gameplan has him as a non-factor for weeks at a time?

Sonny and Cher - I Got You Babe will always make me want to watch Groundhog Day again, and again, and again, and ...

Manager of a textile plant, spokesman for a sandwich chain, African warlord, there are plenty of jobs where you can bring kids to work everyday.

Dueling banjos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tqxzWdKKu8

There is something very suspicious about the Bennett trade. I guess its possible that Bennett listens to Coldplay, plays scratch golf, and was captain of the crew team, but I don't think so. This trade is very out of character for the Pats.

FireChan beats Yolo to the punch, CornerBlitz26 is asleep at the wheel too, the Pats sign a black guy to play in their offense, what the hell is going on here! Next thing you know, cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria!

18 & One Direction

Anyone who doesn't have conviction regarding this move is a coward.

Nigg sure is passionate about child molesters. Unfortunate last name though.