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Finish him!! Sweep the leg and then hit him with the heat maps while he's down. I know you've got them prepared and ready to go. You have my guarantee that I won't interfere with this effort. Hell, I'll even go so far as to distract FireChan in the shoutbox while you administer the coup de grace. God speed.

Their song is good but until you've heard the 97 minute extended live version they played with Phil and Friends at Patchouli Fest then you've never really heard Phish. The most jamming grooves you've ever heard man. Crunchier than granola but a lot more dank. Until you've quit your job and listened to that on repeat for a few weeks straight, you're just a casual. I'm listening to Ratatat.

I just finished with it. Well, at least he's consistent. No one has hotter takes.

You might not care for their music, but you have to admit that Trey Anastasia is the greatest person who ever lived and the rightful heir to the Russian throne.

Wannastache disagrees. If only his players had taken his advice and fit it up. We would've been like the Steel Curtain.

The only thing better than the complete lack of football knowledge displayed in the opening post in this thread is the specious reasoning and logical leaps that follow. This is like accidental crayonz. Crayonzidental.

Phish?

Kinda like football was Todd Marinovich's favorite sport and all those pageant kids really want to be beauty queens.

Yes. Anyone who isn't from WNY would assume Anchor Bar was the only restaurant in town based on . Just like every profile of Picksburgh rehashes Primanti. Since most of you are still unfamiliar with sarcasm somehow, I'll further clarify that I'm not suggesting Primanti is the pinnacle of the Burgh's culinary scene or only option for food in the city of three creeks.

That was the joke. I'll be here all morning if you and Gary have questions.

For sure. The food network has featured Primanti Brothers in the strip district, Primanti at Heinz Field, Primanti Market Square, Primanti Bros South, and at least 5 other Primanti Bros locations. Afterall, variety is the spice of life.

Its especially fun when in the body of the email its stated "Please do not reply to this email" yet some low level schmuck manages to let 5,000 people know that "I will be on vacation that week." My favorite is when some brown nosing loser personally thanks the CEO even though said executive is personally indifferent to their continued existence.

I'm guessing that you're the guy who replies all to company wide emails.

Simple logic dictates that if it can't keep a four year old out then its only by the grace of god its managed to keep a gorilla in.

At least Coors Light will eventually get you drunk, which urine will not. Unless its my urine. My urine will probably get you drunk and definitely get you pregnant.

Without a doubt. The kid probably identifies as ambisexual gorilla kin because our tolerance has enabled this kind of crap. This is what we get for allowing kids to say s@#$ like "I'm gender fluid". This is what we get for entertaining things like "I'm a cis queer bisexual in a manicorn's body". This is what we sow!!

Pretty sure that list is just a little bit longer than Dan Gable.

Cul de sacs, minivans, master planned neighborhoods, suburbia... jw

Ground up?

That's a little excessive. But at the very least you should contract syphilis from a JAPpy sorority girl before weighing in on the matter. Maybe f@#$ up a 'Paint by Number' or a botch a rerun with Bob Ross? Of course, that was what I was referencing. When I was a kid I recall being kicked out the door around 11 AM and told NOT to come home until I think its time for dinner. In other words, don't come home until its dark.

I think that's an excellent point that is being overlooked. Only gorillas with behavioral problems and a history of acting aggressively with humans and other gorillas wind up behind bars, while their more civilized counterparts live free in the wild.

That's what these stories are for. Everyone come join in and tell us what good parents you are and how letting a child out of your sight for even an instant is unconscionable. Then later you can call CPS when you see a kid playing in their own front yard that isn't tethered to mother.

Why? Is she transgendered?

What you know about moats, dogboy787?

Its almost as if human beings have a complex range of emotions and can admit fault and regret while projecting confidence and continuing to believe in themselves. Weird, I know. Illogical, even. But somehow I get it.