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Jauronimo

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  1. Why do you think the last 20 years are indicative of what to expect in the future? I'd focus a lot more on the last 2, unless you think the ghosts of Ralph and GMs past are guiding the hands of the current regime. ( I will not entertain any responses from the Littman, Overdorf, Russ Brandonberg, illuminati, Priori of Scion wingnuts that reside at TBD)
  2. Shoulder injuries are weird. I had a tear in my labrum where its almost as if theres a perfect notch where at the right shoulder angle the thing would pop out with no real effort. I dealt with it for years before I finally had surgery to fix the issue. Shaq's shoulder issue was a known issue and this surgery is prevent further damage to the joint and tissue.
  3. I thought the post you responded to was sufficiently absurd enough to read clearly as sarcasm but apparently not. I thought we had met before.
  4. This is worse than the Maybin pick. At least Mayhem was ready to start the season and get on the field. No team has gotten less out of a first rounder since the Celtics selected Len Bias second overall.
  5. The less talent part is plausible. We replaced Mario with a rookie. The part I have an issue with is the idea that Ryan's job will be tougher without a malcontent half-assing it on Sundays.
  6. Pretty sure the last thing he said to Ralph was "turn your head and cough, mother@$%^er!" so you tell me?
  7. First boat ride is good, but first snow is still my favorite. http://articles.sun-sentinel.com/2005-11-27/sports/0511260137_1_roscoe-parrish-snow-buffalo
  8. I expect the defense to improve as we get more pregnant. Last season, it was obvious to most fans that we just weren't pregnant enough. Although we lost Mario, Bradham and McFumbles I expect the defense as a unit to improve with players suited to Rex's scheme, who buy in, and most importantly, are ready and excited for maternity. Ragamuffin and Kazaam will have little problem stepping in for 2015 Mario and Bradham. On the offensive side, I think theres a better argument for regression. We lost Hogan and Harvin, which isn't that significant, but it remains to be seen if we have anyone on the roster ready to step up and be a viable 3rd WR. Hopefully Listenbee can get on the field and take the top off the D like Harvin was doing early in the year and Salas or one of these other mutants can be our new Kwik E Mart. Our O-line remains mostly intact with lingering questions at RT. In conclusion, our offense is looking about the same as last season while our defense is starting to show, however, Ryan & Ryan Attorneys at Law have a history of miscarriage.
  9. I imagine that asking that type of question would be grounds to murder Murph's whole family.
  10. Big mistake. Never admit you were wrong. Instead double down and shoot your way out. What would Big Cat do?
  11. He is currently missing. It is believed that the Czar and his family are being held captive by Whaley loyalists. I fear the worst.
  12. Good find. That was one hell of a dick punch.
  13. Is this that game that teenagers play where you try to get the other one to hang up the phone first? Noooo, you block me. No, you block me first. OK, lets block each other at the same time. 1....2......3! You didn't block me!
  14. It should be fine as long as you can lay it flat, with nothing placed on it, and keep it out of the sun. Take it out of the cleaning bag and put it in a garment bag. If your suit isn't fit to wear then your pizza is free.
  15. I don't knowwwwwwww.
  16. He could be going all Bob Woodward and the Bernstein Bears and deepthroating the whole front office. You're in over your head, John. Its Chinatown.
  17. He didn't need to pitch it back. If he just moved laterally toward the sideline two feet he wouldn't have had to hurdle the guy and get his foot snagged.
  18. This thread is tedious even by TBD standards. Not sure how Dunne's article vindicates BigCat's past comments about the irrelevancy of defense in football, but I'm glad to see that he's learned nothing and ready to turn another thread into the BigCat show.
  19. I thought Cam would fall on his face in the pros. Thought he came across as phony and arrogant. His teammates love him, however, and I'll take their word for it. I've since changed my opinion. Pretty sure the guy just likes to mess with the media.
  20. Its pretty hard to get banned from TBD. Its really hard to get a year long vacation.
  21. That's where you lost me.
  22. No. Ray just obstructed justice and helped two of his friends get away with murder.
  23. So if we simply change the narrative to say Cardale will be competing for a starting job this year, you'll shut up about it?
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