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Without a doubt. The kid probably identifies as ambisexual gorilla kin because our tolerance has enabled this kind of crap. This is what we get for allowing kids to say s@#$ like "I'm gender fluid". This is what we get for entertaining things like "I'm a cis queer bisexual in a manicorn's body". This is what we sow!!
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Pretty sure that list is just a little bit longer than Dan Gable.
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Cul de sacs, minivans, master planned neighborhoods, suburbia... jw
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Ground up?
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That's a little excessive. But at the very least you should contract syphilis from a JAPpy sorority girl before weighing in on the matter. Maybe f@#$ up a 'Paint by Number' or a botch a rerun with Bob Ross? Of course, that was what I was referencing. When I was a kid I recall being kicked out the door around 11 AM and told NOT to come home until I think its time for dinner. In other words, don't come home until its dark.
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I think that's an excellent point that is being overlooked. Only gorillas with behavioral problems and a history of acting aggressively with humans and other gorillas wind up behind bars, while their more civilized counterparts live free in the wild.
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That's what these stories are for. Everyone come join in and tell us what good parents you are and how letting a child out of your sight for even an instant is unconscionable. Then later you can call CPS when you see a kid playing in their own front yard that isn't tethered to mother.
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Why? Is she transgendered?
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What you know about moats, dogboy787?
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The National Hot Dog Council is 100% correct
Jauronimo replied to Beerball's topic in Off the Wall Archives
I would say nearly every person I know regularly puts ketchup on dogs. I had no idea it was such a divisive topic. -
Honestly I don't know what you're supposed to do. Stop, drop and roll? Or is it duck and cover? Just say NO or just do it (keeping in mind that once you pop you can't stop)?
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After what happened at that book signing in Albany, I'm guessing he uses whichever bathroom you're not in.
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Are the Bills really in "Win Now" mode?
Jauronimo replied to YoloinOhio's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
This thread is embarrassing for many reasons. Its a typical TBD, semantics based, circle jerk with a side of Mongolian cluster f@#$ as the topic has been framed so poorly. The organization is not in win now mode. No matter what a coach or the players may say in an interview, teams with question marks at QB are not in win now mode. If you want to see win now mode, look at Denver since acquiring Manning. They were all over free agency, loading up for a 2 or 3 year run. Talib, Dumervil, Welker, Vernon Davis, Sanders, Ward. Some of those moves were flops, but they went for it with big money short term deals to win while Manning could still play. http://www.milehighreport.com/2014/4/9/5596570/broncos-free-agency-grades-2014 Basically sitting out free agency and extending your own drafted and developed talent is not win now. Replacing your free agents with draft picks is not win now. Its a thoughtful and sustainable approach to managing a franchise. Every coach and player will talk about win now since that's their only goal. Theirs is a short term view regardless of circumstance. Win now is reflected in the actions of decision makers. Unless your coach is GM, its really not up to them. Rex, Rob, and a dozen guy named Williams can talk about winning now, or all in, or any other catch phrase but you only need to pay attention to what the front office is doing to answer that question. -
Bills related Time Travel - What would you change?
Jauronimo replied to ChevyVanMiller's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
October 30, 2011 I can still see the ball in the air and remember thinking its right on target. As it drilled Thigpen squarely in the head, I would go back, get my composure, and deliver something more clever like "BACK and to the LEFT!" or "get down, Mrs. Kennedy!" instead of spilling my beer and yelling an unintelligible mash up of "holycrapsswipe!". It haunts me to this day. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuxaffH1PQw -
Found the SJW. Are you outraged??? Please tell me you're outraged. There is certainly a new breed of Social justice Warrior with incredibly warped views about the role of government and what constitutes injustice. Check out what was happening at Yale over Halloween costumes or why Jerry Seinfeld won't perform at college campuses anymore. There's a growing movement of kids who think its their right to go through life having never experienced words or ideas that cause discomfort. They measure their morality by their capacity for outrage and offense. They have no concept of, or respect for, freedom of speech.
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How did their medical staff miss this?
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The equally annoying "Obnoxiously Obtuse Optimists"
Jauronimo replied to Homey D. Clown's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
Then I suppose its a good thing that I haven't said anything even resembling that. My point, which is best understood by reading only what it is written, is that choosing to conflate the current status of the team with the last 15 years of utter mismanagement and despair, is a decidedly illogical way to view things and results in a more pessimistic view.