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While we're discussing quick fixes and easy answers, I agree that we should hire a football czar. But I think that it should be an even better czar than the one the OP is describing. Hiring any old football czar isn't good enough. We need to hire the BEST czar that ever did czar. Also, he should be 7 feet tall and dress in traditional Russian court garb circa the fifteenth century and speak only in riddles.

It looks like the boy genius Chip Kelly got his first failing grade and instead of accepting responsibility, maybe adopting a little humility, he intends run from the challenge and cut all the black players, probably.

The international series has been an unmitigated disaster. Fun fact, less than half the countries in the world (probably even less than 25%) use the formal system of measurement the English System. Basically its us, the Brits, a few warlord governed African nations, and probably that old limey Penile colony down south founded by people to dumb to be Brits. The rest of the backwards world uses Celsius. The point is, that foreigners and other culturally disadvantaged peoples cannot properly visualize the game of football. Yards have no meaning to them (they don't even call them yards in Europe, instead calling them gardens for some ass in nine reason). Its like if I told you to run 9 meters and then do a cute little button hook with a cross stitch, you would be confused as all hell? How far is that? 2 yards, 10 yards, half a mile??? We just can't visualize it. Given this context, its absolutely no surprise that the Canada series was parsley attended and it was so quiet you could hear a poutine drop. Total flop. The part that drives me crazy is that these corporate eggheads keep pitching this idea as if its something new when they've been playing the Pro Bowl in Hawaii forever!!!! 30 years of foreign Pro Bowls and what are the results? Probably cancelling the damn game sometime soon due to lack of interest. Granite, maybe we don't have Polamalulu and Manati Teo without Hawaii pro bowl, but when we're talking about growing the game, we should be aiming higher than a just two guys, their families, and their girlfriend's families.

Does this surprise anyone? Coaching in the NFL is hard enough as it is and its almost impossible to inspire your team when you're racist against black players.

Hang in there, Estelle. People laughed at me last year when I suggested that we trade our first round draft pick to Clemson for Chad Kelly and a backup guy. Everybody said that's crazy. When Chad Kelly lit up Alabama and LSU, well, lets just say vindicated.

100% preventable??? Sheen's lifestyle was undoubtedly a contributing factor in his contraction of the disease (assuming he hasn't already defeated the retrovirus with the power of his mind), but Estevez's situation is more of the exception to the rule. Do you have any idea of how many innocent people contract HIV from toilet seats everyday. EVERY DAY!! My friend took a dump in a brothel in Haiti and he had full blown AIDS by the time he made it back to Tijuana. Not HIV, not I think I'll go buy the Dodgers. FULL BLOWN AIDS!!

Well that's just rude. I'm just trying to raise awareness for the Bucket of AIDS. How does that offend you? What good are you doing trivializing the AIDS pandemic?

So you're accepting the Bucket of AIDS Challenge?? Great news, Doc! Please post your challenge video on YouTube and update this thread with a link once you've completed. You've got 24 hours! Don't forget to nominate other board members in your video!!

While its heart warming to see you all revel in another human being's misfortune, I feel compelled to spoil schadenfreude fest 2015 to remind you all that HIV is a deadly disease affecting millions (possibly billions of people). Many of you stand by the old adage "well that will never happen to me. That only happens to guys who fall asleep at truck stops and girls in Detroit" but the statistics show that at least of one you is destined to get that call informing you that one of your recent sexual partners has AIDS. When those words are uttered "I'm HIV positive, you should get tested", they say it feels like free failing while being showered with needles, broken glass, and ice cold blood. That's why I'm nominating TRBJ, Bandit, Gug, FireChan, and Beerball to go down to the free clinic and dump a bucket of blood, pins, and broken glass over their heads and take the Bucket of AIDS Challenge. Feel free to nominate your friends and family too and enter the running to receive an autographed Jeremy Maclin jersey. Together we can raise awareness!!!!* #BucketOfAIDSChallenge2016 *awareness is just as good as money and resources in today's internet based economy.

In the past two weeks they've lost their second leading rusher and third leading receiver in Lewis and now they've lost their second leading receiver (adjusted for today's game) in Edelman. That's a lot of production to replace. Edelman's presence will be sorely missed on third downs.

I think Whaley and Co. really screwed the pooch back in March. Why do we keep scheduling New England twice a year? Look at Boise State from a few years ago or Iowa. They don't play anyone and as long as they keep blowing out chumps they still stay highly regarded. Why not just play the Browns, Titans, and New Orleans and schedule against weaker opponents? Sure, we'll get dinged on strength of schedule and we don't get as much TV exposure for recruiting free agents but having a winning record when the playoff selection committee meets in week 17 will go farther than getting exposed by the Bungles and Pasties. We will never secure a 1 or 2 seed, but get into the playoffs and its a whole new season. Anything can happen. Its worth a shot.

They say karlos was born in the end zone and on game days he returns to the place of his birth, guided hundreds of yards only by sense of smell like the salmon of Capistrano.

I might trade the crunchy tube sock next to selmon smith's bed, but I'm not sure they'd take it.

Browns beat Buffalo 6-3 in the game that almost killed football. 2009 Skins game in Toronto 2011 Bills lose to Ravens in ot as forward progress rules are suspended. 2010 Bills Jets December 2008. Losman naked bootleg right, fumbles on 3rd and 1. Returned for a td with 1:54 remaining.

MNF loss to Dallas 2007 MNF loss to Cleveland 2008 Season Opener to the Pats 2009. McKelvin fumbles punt Dolphins beat Bills 2005. Phins biggest comeback There's a few to get you started

We all know how it played out, but my question is if Cassel bounces back and plays lights out next week, is that it for my marriage??

I did mean to say that. Dicks are my favorite subject. I've got dicks on my mind.

Its some of the weakest trash talk on TBD. Barbie collector, no make that Ken doll collector!!! Burn! 3rd grade me would've been absolutely mildly agitated. And then the coup de grace...you're gay!! This was a verbal Little Bighorn. Total massacre. If I wasn't already so full of doll collecting, homosexual shame I would've stopped showing my face around here months ago.

I didn't make it through the pilot because I strongly disagree.

Different ones than me, apparently.

A) I'm a little weirded out by how much you know about his sexual history. B) That is exactly the response I would expect the from the thirstiest, sub A-1 dick game apologist on this board.

Paying $25 million for a player who, of his own volition mind you, has absolutely no dick game is just pure f@#$ing insanity. You and bandit are straight up thirsty.

I think you missed the sarcasm.

There is nothing mysterious about the bike cop. That character is trite and cliched. He is nothing more than the archetypal troubled soul haunted by all the war time dick he caught.

Quality lump charcoal doesn't ash nearly as much as briquettes and part of the method includes giving your coals a good fanning to clear loose ash and debris. The merit is a better sear or crust and supposedly a more consistent cook. http://www.nytimes.com/2015/07/01/dining/steak-on-charcoal-cooking.html?_r=0 Legend is that Eisenhower grilled steaks directly on coal. Haven't tried it yet so I can't say if its worth it but it sounds legit.