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transient

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  1. Dropping something suggests you actually had it in your hands to begin with. It's more likely that the invitation bounced off of KB's chest.
  2. I know the off button is in the ear hole somewhere.
  3. I thought he was saying culture grabbed strategy by the... err... ladybits.
  4. I take it today’s exchange rate for an “s” is a “c”. You realize you’re essentially complaining about what they found in the dumpster, right? They’re not going to fix their offenSe with a broken lawn chair, an umbrella with a jammed up frame, and a touque with a small hole in it. They’re just churning the bottom of their roster and hoping to hit on low risk, higher ceiling injury recoveries or guys who were on the bubble of someone else’s cuts.
  5. I want him to answer every question by just rephrasing the question like Andy during the speed dating scene in The 40 Year Old Virgin (Do you want me to be f%#*+£g r%#€#%#d?). It will be like watching a Doug Whaley press conference, only intentional.
  6. You could come up with a reason for being Canadian?
  7. Fortunately for you, as a Bills fan, you don’t have to deal with it very often. Also, if you pronounce catch the same way you pronounce watch you’re an idiot.
  8. I wanted to punch him in the throat when he kept whining about no roughing the passer call on Edmunds. He’s insufferable.
  9. What would the Bills record be with Peterman? Is this Josh Allen’s team moving forward? Can Robert Foster be a #1 WR? I’m mad as hell at WGR for using TT’s cadence on their broadcasts, and I’m not going to take it anymore. I blame reality TV, specifically the Kardashians...
  10. I always do, though. I always do. ?
  11. Take your pick, Chiefs or Raaaaida’z
  12. Sure he does, he’s currently coaching a German hockey team. https://en.hcsparta.cz/clanek.asp?id=Uwe-Krupp-It%92s-a-tremendous-honour-for-me-to-be-part-of-Sparta-8014
  13. Could you imagine a Redmond/Peterman combination? Daboll would have to gameplan to account for 4 seconds of airtime for a simple screen pass.
  14. Every time I see this thread title I assume Foster has dropped yet another ball in real time... even though it’s obviously not game day.
  15. And they barely threw the ball in the second half, so why are so incredulous about the numbers?
  16. You know, that beard almost makes me forget how freakishly big his head is...
  17. I got somethin’ you can eat and it ain’t a “W” you job stealin’ mutha...
  18. Welcome to the season that will be remembered for establishing that sacking the QB is a personal foul.
  19. I almost forgot... while not Bills related, Jack Del Rio almost ran me over with a shopping cart at a Whole Foods in New Orleans a couple of months back. It was my fault. As I walked past him I thought "Was that Jack Del Rio?", so like a moron I stopped to do a double take only to find he was now on the move and I had just abruptly stopped walking right in front of him. It was definitely him. He's a pretty big dude who looks like he could still play.
  20. OP, cool encounter. Being off the grid, I wouldn't feel too bad about not knowing a PS player who was called up during one of the weeks you were away. I used to tend bar at a country club that Pete Metzelaars belonged to in my late teens/early 20s. Really nice guy. Very quiet and unassuming, almost shy. Must have been hard to try not to be noticed when you're a massive human being with bright red hair... Joe Devlin used to coach my highschool girlfriend's little brother in tee-ball in the late 80s or early 90s. I'll refrain from going into detail about what I thought of him, but he shouldn't coach children. Summer sports should be fun. I think my gf's brother could have used counseling for PTSD after that summer. Antowain Smith walked right past me at the McKinley Mall once during his playing days... for a running back that was one big dude. He was occupied with something and wasn't looking my way which is probably a good thing because I'm pretty sure I had an incredulous expression on my face while thinking "Who's the dude with the freakishly large quads... oh, s***, that's Antowain Smith!" I was in Houston at Bush Intercontinental and ran into Vince Young a month or so after the Bills cut him. Either he took it hard and decided to curl up with a few hundred tubs of Ben and Jerry's or I'm pretty sure I know one of the reasons they cut him... I also saw Sam Wyche in the Buffalo airport some time toward the end of the 2005 season... he didn't much look like talking, and frankly I didn't have anything nice to say to him anyway. I know, not much of a contribution, but at least now that I've shared my close encounters with football greatness I feel like part of the group.
  21. First you get the first down... Then you get the touchdown... Then you get the weeeemon!!
  22. Barr meet D's... D's who?!... Deez Nuts!
  23. Hmmm... I’m gonna go with SaviorPeterman, BigDingus, or that other poster on the Mahomes crusade that all indications are he was either banned or joined a Chiefs message board after the draft last year.
  24. No disagreement from me on Peterman. His noodle arm pick in the playoff game was enough for me to close the book. I just don’t think AJM is much of an upgrade, and they managed a 5th for him in trade. I don’t think there’s much value in unsigned FA’s right now so I think they’ll ride Allen, and if it looks like he might actually get the team into playoff contention then maybe they try to find a better option as a backup, but barring that I think they save the cap space and suffer the consequences if he gets hurt.
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